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Eminem and Kid Rock Battle!

Funny story: Eminem and Kid Rock Battle!

Rapper Eminem and Rap Clown Kid Rock, both from the state of Michigan, are on opposite ends of the political cycle. Kid Rock has visited Trump in the White House and Eminem has released a scathing vivisection of Trump in a new rap. Eminem challeng...

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Trump Consents to Host "Who is the Stupidest Person Ever?" TV Show

Funny story: Trump Consents to Host "Who is the Stupidest Person Ever?" TV Show

Hollywood is very excited about a brand new program Fox is developing. It's about really stupid people and Fox is sure it will appeal to a great number of the American people. "It's very obvious America is into stupid people. From the most recent...

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Trump announces Kid Rock is new FBI Director

Funny story: Trump announces Kid Rock is new FBI Director

With the firing of FBI director, James Comey, Trump had to act quickly in replacing him in this key government position. In a letter to Comey, Trump said the firing was necessary to restore "public trust and confidence" in the FBI. When asked w...

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Pamela Anderson Talks About The Alleged Sex Tape of Her And Russell Brand

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Talks About The Alleged Sex Tape of Her And Russell Brand

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show to talk about her soon to be published book titled, Little Old Me and All Them Rock and Rollers. The book deals with her and the three men she married who are all musicians, Tomm...

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Kid Rock Says That Spike Lee Needs To Shut His Bigoted Mouth Before He Shuts It For Him

Funny story: Kid Rock Says That Spike Lee Needs To Shut His Bigoted Mouth Before He Shuts It For Him

NEW ORLEANS - Spike Lee recently commented in an article in Afro Sheen Magazine that white singers have no right singing rap music or hip hop music since it was a genre of music invented by blacks to be sung by blacks only. The well-known film dir...

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The Sensuously Sultry Pamela Anderson Gets Married Again!

Funny story: The Sensuously Sultry Pamela Anderson Gets Married Again!

HOLLYWOOD - The woman who is still known as The Baywatch Babe, Pamela Anderson has just announced that she is taking the title Mrs. for a fourth time. The 43-year-old sensuously sultry blonde remarried ex-husband Rick Salomon once again. Anders...

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Kid Rock Attacks Lip Syncers - Britney Spears Tells Him To Mind His Own Damn Business

Funny story: Kid Rock Attacks Lip Syncers - Britney Spears Tells Him To Mind His Own Damn Business

LAS VEGAS - Kid Rock, who at times acts like he could be Gary Busey's long lost twin, offended a lot of singers at the Billboard Music Awards with his remark about lip syncing. Rocky, as Joan "The Moan" Rivers calls him, sarcastically said that he...

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Kid Rock 'Rocks' The American Idol Judges With His Way-Out-Of-Line Insulting Remarks

Funny story: Kid Rock 'Rocks' The American Idol Judges With His Way-Out-Of-Line Insulting Remarks

DETROIT - Kid Rock has just assumed the role of The Big Bad Wolf and fired off a salvo at Little Red Riding Hood. And in this case Little Red Riding Hood is represented by the American Idol judges, Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson, Jennifer "La Tush...

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Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Pamela Anderson who has appeared in Playboy Magazine more than any other woman recently sat down with Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Tequila Tallyho and cleared up some things she felt needed clearing up. Pam pointed out that she was born in Canada and not in Laos like so many supermarket tabloids have erroneously reported. She also wanted to set the record straight by saying...

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Kid Rock's Marriage Is Reportedly On The Rocks

Funny story: Kid Rock's Marriage Is Reportedly On The Rocks

DETROIT - The word coming out of Detroit is that white heavy metal rapper Kid Rock's marriage has hit a snag and is reportedly on the rocks. The native of Romeo, Michigan, whose real name is Robert James Ritchie has certainly more than played the...

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Kid Rock Criticizes Aerosmith's Steven Tyler For Becoming An American Idol Judge

Funny story: Kid Rock Criticizes Aerosmith's Steven Tyler For Becoming An American Idol Judge

DETROIT - Kid Rock has remarked to a reporter for The Detroit Morning Manifold newspaper that he is surprised that Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler agreed to take the American Idol judge's slot vacated by Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell. Ki...

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The CMT Music Awards: Kid Rock and Carrie Underwood Steal The Show

Funny story: The CMT Music Awards: Kid Rock and Carrie Underwood Steal The Show

NASHVILLE - This years edition of the Country Music Television Music Award Show had more surprises than usual. Detroit resident Kid Rock, who is about as country as the good sisters from The Bunny Fufu Nuns Rectory in Boston are pole dancers showe...

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Kid Rock, Ted Nugent Host Motown Christmas Special

Funny story: Kid Rock, Ted Nugent Host Motown Christmas Special

Filmed in advance on the extensive acreage of the Nugent farm and permanent hunt club, the 2009 Motown Christmas Special will feature some of Motown's hottest talent against the snowy backdrop of Nugent's personal forest. Though production challen...

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Kid Rock to become Adult Rock

Funny story: Kid Rock to become Adult Rock

HOLLYWOOD, CALIF.-Superstar rocker Kid Rock says he is in the process of changing his name after an embarrassing incident with nemesis musician Tommy Lee. The two have been at each others' throats both figuratively and literally since a recent f...

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Tommy Lee, Kid Rock Put up their Dukes

Funny story: Tommy Lee, Kid Rock Put up their Dukes

Why did the two stars brawl at the MTV Video Music Awards show over the weekend?...

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Pamela Anderson, Kid Rock Divorce Tour Is On

Funny story: Pamela Anderson, Kid Rock Divorce Tour Is On

...And on and on. When the couple was married at several different ceremonies in a number of locations several months ago, wedding planners rejoiced because of the boost to their industry.

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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