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Khalid sheikh Mohammed protects Shakes

Funny story: Khalid sheikh Mohammed protects Shakes

Khalid sheikh Mohammed was indicted on Wednesday for his alleged role in the World trade center bombings. The justice department was willing to give him a lighter sentence for any information regarding the other shakes involved. He said he was hap...

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Bush Announces End to War on Terror Thanks to Capture of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

Funny story: Bush Announces End to War on Terror Thanks to Capture of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

Now that the 9/11 Mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has been captured, President George W. Bush announced at a press conference that the world is now safe and secure and the war against terrorism has ended.

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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses - A Great Day For Torture

Funny story: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses - A Great Day For Torture

In what has been hailed as 'a great day for torture' Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has confessed to... well... pretty much everything.

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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed names Heather Mills accomplice

Funny story: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed names Heather Mills accomplice

Guantanamo Bay - (Ass Press): Pakistani terror mercenary Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has named Heather Mills as his accomplice in the planning of strategic terror hits on the UK.

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Al-Qaida No.3 admits 'I killed Kennedy.......and Bambi....and Jimmy Hoffa'

Funny story: Al-Qaida No.3 admits 'I killed Kennedy.......and Bambi....and Jimmy Hoffa'

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed cemented his position as Al-Qaida's most ambitious operational planner after confessing to a litany of unsolved crimes and admitting to planning and supporting thousands more.

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Such a thorough confession

Funny story: Such a thorough confession

Guantánamo Bay, Cuba - Today Khalid Sheikh Mohammed finally gave in, after months of mind-wrenching torture, he signed the blank confession that American forces filled out later. It was a difficult thing to do especially being his captures broke bot...

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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