Showing:

Funny satire stories about Keys

Try another search?

Volvo Wins "Best Key to Use to Pick Your Ear" Award

Funny story: Volvo Wins "Best Key to Use to Pick Your Ear" Award

For the third year in a row, a Volvo ignition key has won top honors in the "Best Key" category at the National Ear Pickers convention. Judges at this year's gathering in Nashville presented elated Volvo representatives with the coveted Golden E...

Read full story View 'Volvo Wins "Best Key to Use to Pick Your Ear" Award'

My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e 25th August

Funny story: My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e 25th August

Monday Woke up late, go to unlock the door and check the (outdoor) post box. The key won't turn. Panic. Keep trying - nothing. Think about climbing out the window, or asking the neighbour who I've only met once, if I can go through their door. Eventually I get it open to much relief by not pushing the key in all the way! Wednesday Overheard Conversation Of The Week Girl to her fella "At the...

Read full story View 'My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e 25th August'

Bearded Man Spills Breakfast but Finds Car Keys

Funny story: Bearded Man Spills Breakfast but Finds Car Keys

Horace Felchman, reformed Amish farmer turned general handy man was attempting to eat his breakfast at the Daisy Diner this morning only to have dropped a fork full of pancakes and pork sausage into his ample beard. Reaching in through the twisted f...

Read full story View 'Bearded Man Spills Breakfast but Finds Car Keys'

Orifice

Funny story: Orifice

A routine, whether an addition or not, is a regular course of action. Of course, some people believe a routine requires discipline. I have my own routine addiction. After entering home, I obsessively place the house keys in a particular bowl. After dark, I routinely put a padlock on the gate of our walled house. As a precaution, I padlock the grilled basement door, and before going to bed, I...

Read full story View 'Orifice'

Retail world in shock over man who opens key cutting shop without additional shoe repair service

Funny story: Retail world in shock over man who opens key cutting shop without additional shoe repair service

The world of retail has been turned on its head by the shocking news that a key cutting store opened without any facilities for additionally repairing shoes. The shop, in Bournemouth High Street, has angered many in the industry for going against...

Read full story View 'Retail world in shock over man who opens key cutting shop without additional shoe repair service'

Breaking news…

Name Calling Trump

One thing about Trump, no one will ever call him simpatico!
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
103 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more