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Funny story: Volvo Wins "Best Key to Use to Pick Your Ear" Award

Volvo Wins "Best Key to Use to Pick Your Ear" Award

For the third year in a row, a Volvo ignition key has won top honors in the "Best Key" category at the National Ear Pickers convention. Judges at this year's gathering in Nashville presented elated Volvo representatives with the coveted Golden E...
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Funny story: My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e 25th August

My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e 25th August

Monday Woke up late, go to unlock the door and check the (outdoor) post box. The key won't turn. Panic. Keep trying - nothing. Think about climbing out the window, or asking the neighbour who I've only met once, if I can go through their door. Eventually I get it open to much relief by not pushing the key in all the way! Wednesday Overheard Conversation Of The Week Girl to her fella "At the...
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Funny story: Bearded Man Spills Breakfast but Finds Car Keys

Bearded Man Spills Breakfast but Finds Car Keys

Horace Felchman, reformed Amish farmer turned general handy man was attempting to eat his breakfast at the Daisy Diner this morning only to have dropped a fork full of pancakes and pork sausage into his ample beard. Reaching in through the twisted f...
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Funny story: Orifice

Orifice

A routine, whether an addition or not, is a regular course of action. Of course, some people believe a routine requires discipline. I have my own routine addiction. After entering home, I obsessively place the house keys in a particular bowl. After dark, I routinely put a padlock on the gate of our walled house. As a precaution, I padlock the grilled basement door, and before going to bed, I...
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Funny story: Retail world in shock over man who opens key cutting shop without additional shoe repair service

Retail world in shock over man who opens key cutting shop without additional shoe repair service

The world of retail has been turned on its head by the shocking news that a key cutting store opened without any facilities for additionally repairing shoes. The shop, in Bournemouth High Street, has angered many in the industry for going against...
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