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Funny story: Hosepipe banned in Kew Gardens!

Hosepipe banned in Kew Gardens!

So much for the hosepipe ban: The sprinklers that keep the grass lush outside Parliament are still pumping out water! * But the rest of us, the proletariat, the voters, the riff-raff and Spoofers, will face £1,000 fines for washing the patio? *...
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Funny story: Enough natural gas under Kew Gardens to power 1,000 power stations

Enough natural gas under Kew Gardens to power 1,000 power stations

London - "It's a weird pong, like," head groundsman Alfie Gribbles said today describing Kew's pungent whiff, "a bit like sunshine on freshly deposited horse manure. "Never realised it's worth squillions if only we could get the fracking licence."...
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