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49ers Coach Mike Singletary Laughs at Kevin Kolb During Pregame Interview

Funny story: 49ers Coach Mike Singletary Laughs at Kevin Kolb During Pregame Interview

49ers Head Coach Mike Singletary will never make a living saying Pollyanna-nice things about others. He's just too honest. DID YOU KNOW?? Angus T. Jones makes $300,000 per episode of Two and a Half Men, making him the highest paid child star on te...

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Kevin Kolb: "Thanks for the $12 million a year. I'll try to suck less. Naaah, not really."

Funny story: Kevin Kolb: "Thanks for the $12 million a year. I'll try to suck less. Naaah, not really."

Philadelphia Eagles Head Coach Andy Reid, in his local talk show "Eagles and Pudding: My Two Favorite Things", called sh-tty quarterback Kevin Kolb to task for not being able to play football worth a damn, and Kevin Kolb has responded. "It's amazi...

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Philadelphia Eagles: "We Might As Well Give Mike Kafka A Shot, Right?"

Funny story: Philadelphia Eagles: "We Might As Well Give Mike Kafka A Shot, Right?"

The Philadelphia Eagles are in a quandary: They nominated Bobby Hoying clone Kevin Kolb as the starting quarterback for the 2010 season. Kolb goes out and get a bonk on the head, and Michael Vick comes on to play --and play he does, carrying the...

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Kevin Kolb Doesn't Wear Pink Magic Fairy-Cleats, Sucks.

Funny story: Kevin Kolb Doesn't Wear Pink Magic Fairy-Cleats, Sucks.

Philadelphia, PA--- Snapping the hopes and dreams of Eagles fans worldwide, a particularly jarring tackle on dog-hater Michael Vick sent him to the locker room for x-rays with a rib injury. "Aw, sh-t," the fans at the Linc cried in unison. In com...

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Progress! Kevin Kolb Stays Conscious Through Entire Eagles-Jaugars Game Sunday.

Funny story: Progress! Kevin Kolb Stays Conscious Through Entire Eagles-Jaugars Game Sunday.

PHILADELPHIA - Philadelphia Eagles fans and coaches alike are thrilled at the progress shown by now-83th-string QB Kevin Kolb, just two weeks after KTFO during the Eagles season opener against Packers. "We are really happy that Kevin was able to s...

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Eagles: "We've signed RB Joique Bell, released WR Hank Baskett, RB Martell Mallett and S Chip Vaughn, and that's about it. Nothing else, I don't think...Oh, yeah: Kevin Kolb's Fired."

Funny story: Eagles: "We've signed RB Joique Bell, released WR Hank Baskett, RB Martell Mallett and S Chip Vaughn, and that's about it. Nothing else, I don't think...Oh, yeah: Kevin Kolb's Fired."

The Philadelphia Eagles have released the following statement: "The Philadelphia Eagles have signed RB Joique Bell off the Buffalo Bills' practice squad. Wide receiver Hank Baskett was released to make room for Bell, who originally signed as a rookie free agent with the Bills. We've also released safety Chip Vaughn and running back Martell Mallett from the practice squad, and thank th...

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Dear Kevin Kolb: My Daddy said your boss is mad at you. I think he is mean and fat. And so is your boss.

Funny story: Dear Kevin Kolb: My Daddy said your boss is mad at you. I think he is mean and fat. And so is your boss.

Dear Kevin Kolb: My Daddy said your boss is mad at you. I think he is mean and fat. And so is your boss. My daddy used to have a job where everyone was mean, just like you. My daddy used his talent and ability to get a more gooder job, and now we live in a big house near the beach. I hope you can use your talent to get a gooder job. I know it is tough. My Daddy says that you are a...

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Kevin Kolb's Wikipedia Page Defaced: "The Placenta from Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady's son, Benjamin, is a better QB than Kevin Kolb."

Funny story: Kevin Kolb's Wikipedia Page Defaced: "The Placenta from Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady's son, Benjamin, is a better QB than Kevin Kolb."

Not that he didn't completely deserve it, but Philadelphia Eagles' Quarterback Kevin Kolb's Wikipedia entry was defaced last sunday. Kolb's name Kevin Benjamin Kolb, was changed to Kevin 'Bobby Hoying II' Kolb, a popular nickname in the Philadelph...

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Andy Reid Convinces Kevin Kolb He Has Amnesia: "You? Starting Quarterback? I Never Said That..."

Funny story: Andy Reid Convinces Kevin Kolb He Has Amnesia: "You? Starting Quarterback? I Never Said That..."

Instead of actually admitting that he f--ked up royally after naming Kevin 'Bobby Hoying II' Kolb the starting quarterback over Lassie-killer Michael Vick, Andy Reid has righted his wrong, but not in the way you'd imagine. Or, knowing Andy Reid, e...

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Kevin Kolb Claims To Be OK After Concussion: "I know it looked bad, but green moonface in the banana mercury is direct. Pizza."

Funny story: Kevin Kolb Claims To Be OK After Concussion: "I know it looked bad, but green moonface in the banana mercury is direct. Pizza."

Philadelphia Eagles' Kevin Kolb called an early morning press conference to let family, friends and fans know that he is OK, after being K.T.F.O. during the second quarter of the game against the Green Bay NoFavres Sunday. "I know that backing the...

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