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Funny story: Kevin Jonas & New Bride Danielle Expecting First Baby

Kevin Jonas & New Bride Danielle Expecting First Baby

Recently married Kevin Jonas, apparently making up for lost time as a virgin, has knocked up his young wife Danielle according to reports out of Hollywood this morning. The newlywed bride reportedly told friends of her family that Kevin was a wild...
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Funny story: Newlywed Kevin Jonas Promises His Wife He Well Never Ever Play Golf

Newlywed Kevin Jonas Promises His Wife He Well Never Ever Play Golf

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The honeymooning newlywed groom Kevin Jonas, one-third of the Jonas Brothers, has made a promise to his new bride, Danielle, that he will never ever play golf. A relieved Danielle heaved a sigh of relief and told him that...
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Funny story: Kevin Jonas Marries Danielle Delesea In New York Snowstorm

Kevin Jonas Marries Danielle Delesea In New York Snowstorm

A report out of New York in the middle of a snowstorm says that the oldest brother of pop group the Jonas Brothers and a former hairdresser have married at a French-style chateau in suburban New York. One magazine reported a heavy snowstorm bore d...
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Funny story: Kevin Jonas to Lose His Virginity

Kevin Jonas to Lose His Virginity

21-year-old Kevin Jonas has decided to trash his purity ring and marry 22-year-old hairdresser Danielle Deleasa. "I've been a virgin way too long", the eldest Jonas brother told the news media. "I hope sex is as good as everyone says it is". A...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift excited to be having a Jonas baby

Taylor Swift excited to be having a Jonas baby

Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift are becoming experts at creating a scandal. In a private interview with me, which no-one else witnessed, (honest, it happened), Joe Jonas confirmed his parents' worst nightmare - he and ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift are expect...
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Funny story: Kevin Jonas celebrates birthday with obbessed fan

Kevin Jonas celebrates birthday with obbessed fan

Kevin Jonas is reportedly so upset with his brothers Joe and Nick that he refused to celebrate his birthday with any of his family. Instead he spent his birthday with his only obsessed fan, his grandma. Reports say that even girlfriend Danielle w...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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