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Footloose in Tehran with Kevin Bacon

Funny story: Footloose in Tehran with Kevin Bacon

Kevin Bacon made an overnight trip to Iran at his own expense to speak with President Hassan Rohani regarding the 'Happy Dancers' crisis. We caught up with Kevin at LAX just before his flight departed, he was in high spirits apart from the fact t...

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Kevin Bacon to alter his name

Funny story: Kevin Bacon to alter his name

The film star formerly known as Kevin Bacon announced yesterday that he wishes to be known as Kevin Rib of Beef. He said "After I chat to hungry people, for instance in New York, they promptly disappear and come back munching a NYC special bacon...

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Bacon & Sedgwick Doomed, Kyra Sports Fresh Tattoo

Funny story: Bacon & Sedgwick Doomed, Kyra Sports Fresh Tattoo

The relationship kiss of death was spotted on the red carpet in Hollywood this week, as Kyra Sedgewick displayed a fresh Kevin Bacon tribute tattoo before entering the 2012 SAG awards. Following in the footsteps of other Hollywood couples who se...

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No Six Degrees of Separation Likely for Footloose Remake Stars

Funny story: No Six Degrees of Separation Likely for Footloose Remake Stars

Kevin Bacon can rest easy with the knowledge that the popularity of his namesake inspired trivia game will remain unscathed, as the stars of the Footloose movie remake have shown themselves to be almost forgettable. Starring a young man whose n...

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Michael Jordan Divorce to be Costliest Ever

Funny story: Michael Jordan Divorce to be Costliest Ever

Michael Jordan's divorce settlement will easily bypass Paul McCartney's as the costliest of all times. In addition to large amounts of money, alimony, child support, homes, cars, clothes, and jewelry, the soon to be ex Mrs. Jordan is seeking...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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