Every year hundreds of corporations throughout the United States spend millions of dollars trying to capitalize on already existing products in the hopes that they will be as successful as the originals.
And every now and then some of these consumer product spin-offs make it and they are wholeheartedly accepted and embraced by the American buying public.
But sad to say, most of the times the...
A Gorleston man's life was left in tatters this morning after heartless thieves broke into his garden shed and stole his prized collection of sauce bottles.
Kevin Ramsey, 61, of Oak Road struggled to hold back tears as he explained that his entire...
There's nothing more shocking than ordering some yummy artery-cloggers from the Burger King value menu, driving up to the second window, and seeing someone you recognize.
The best is when it is a girl you were in love with in high school, who wouldn't piss on your head if your Phillies cap was on fire. "Guess it all went downhill after 10th grade. Right, Nancy Reagan?"
Imagine my surprise wh...
Tomato ketchup is one of the most reviled food dressings in the world, especially by chefs, who view the condiment as fit for use only in practical jokes as a source of fake blood.
Yet the Ketchup Cookbook, by Birmingham born food writer, Sizewell...
News from a leading supermarket is that their brand new range of Strawberry Ketchup has been the slowest seller of all of the stores ranges. It is even slower than sales of Apple and Anchovie pie, which tests had proved would have been a big seller w...
In the hard times in the Reagan years, ketchup was named a vegetable in public school lunchrooms by Republican appointed nutritionists. In the age of childhood obesity, schools have been moving to healthier lunches and nutritious breakfast programs i...
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