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Funny story: Kerry Kennedy legless - again! - at brother Bobby Jr's third time nuptials

Kerry Kennedy legless - again! - at brother Bobby Jr's third time nuptials

Hyannis, Mass. (Ass Mess) - Daft human frights lawyer Kerry Kennedy was under the table at six o'clock again tonight straddling a pink velour stuffed koala and a bottle of Wild Turkey. Same as at brother Bobby Junior's previous two nuptials both...
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Funny story: Massive Mexican red rump tarantula on the run in NYC: reported sighting at Kerry Kennedy condo

Massive Mexican red rump tarantula on the run in NYC: reported sighting at Kerry Kennedy condo

New York - A mean-looking pregnant giant Mexican red rump tarantula, Brachypelma vagans, on the loose in Park Slope, NYC, has been reported scurrying close to the human frights lawyer's home. This morning CCTV cameras picked up strange arachnid m...
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Funny story: Massive c**t news as 65ft-wide crack found in Washington

Massive c**t news as 65ft-wide crack found in Washington

Washington - Dam, dam, dam, A massive cu*t has been outed in Washington straddling bipartisan lines about, uh, presidential assassination cover-up stuff. "Uh, it's serious," a Wanapum Dam C**nty Pubic Utility official said, "but we're managing to...
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Funny story: Kerry Kennedy is Bill Clinton's daughter and he commissioned the RFK hit

Kerry Kennedy is Bill Clinton's daughter and he commissioned the RFK hit

New York - Newly declassified papers from the 1960s have shed a lurid light on the woodshed conception of Kerry Kennedy, the human frights troll. Farrowed in a Shergar, County Louse cattle byre young Kerry was smuggled out of Eire straight into t...
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Funny story: Curse of the Kennedys: Kerry's DUI copycat prang dilemma

Curse of the Kennedys: Kerry's DUI copycat prang dilemma

New York - There's something running in the Kennedy family's veins other than blood a court in White Plains, New York heard today as Robert F Kennedy's daughter Kerry pleaded Not Guilty to drug driving and other vehicle related stuff. The 50-some...
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Funny story: Kerry Kennedy could plead insanity for abandoning vehicle in DUI case

Kerry Kennedy could plead insanity for abandoning vehicle in DUI case

New York - Documents lodged with the Westchester County District Attorney's Office show a 'temporarily insane' plea bargain is being considered by the human frights lawyer whose drug driving case begin this Monday. Kerry Kennedy is charged with v...
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Funny story: Primitive douche bag discovered in New York City Hall

Primitive douche bag discovered in New York City Hall

New York - The New York Toast has reported this evening that an old douche bag was found 'in a pile with broken liquor bottles and food tines after being thrown out after a raucous party in Lower Manhattan' tonight. The broadsheet devoted several...
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Funny story: Family cover-up about Bobby's real Pa 'slowly gnawing away at Kerry Kennedy's brain'

Family cover-up about Bobby's real Pa 'slowly gnawing away at Kerry Kennedy's brain'

New York - The Ambien aficionado has made a human frights career for herself championing the fabled Kennedy lineage like a real Opus Dei pro. But all that could change suddenly as a new book published next week about RFK finally laze bear the hid...
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Funny story: Curse of the Kennedys as Kerry Cuomo's Ecuador millions pipedream goes down the pan

Curse of the Kennedys as Kerry Cuomo's Ecuador millions pipedream goes down the pan

New York - "Looks like Kerry's sleepwalked right into a massive pile of toxic Ecuadorean shit," leading Professor of Somnambulism Studies Dr Einstein Flintstone said this weekend commenting on ditsy human frights activist and self-publicising Ambien...
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Funny story: Harry Reid 'was top student' in crash course at Kerry Kennedy School of Advanced Driving Skills

Harry Reid 'was top student' in crash course at Kerry Kennedy School of Advanced Driving Skills

Los Angeles - The fast track program in motoring skills saw Nevada Senator Harry Reid graduate magna cum laude to take the School's Top Gun prize aides said today. Reports this morning claim the course 'may have saved his life' following a multi-c...
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Funny story: Ecuador Human Frights activist Kerry Kennedy in a spot of DUI bother

Ecuador Human Frights activist Kerry Kennedy in a spot of DUI bother

Westchester, New York - A karmic twist has slammed the brakes on top Opus Dei apologist for Ecuador's so-called Justice [sic] Ministry who appeared before a judge on DUI charges today. Kerry Kennedy, 52, is accused of fleeing the scene of an accid...
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Funny story: Kerry Kennedy Cuomo, Opus Dei Stooge

Kerry Kennedy Cuomo, Opus Dei Stooge

New York - (Hook, Line & Sinker): She once named Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Elie Weasel (sic), the Dalai Lama and Nelson Mandela as her all-time heroes. The following week they were all nearly bankrupted following the collapse of Wall Street g...
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