The Mum of the Year, ironically sponsored by a fox this year, has thrown up yet another controversial winner. Previous winners have included Kerry Katona and Margaret Thatcher.
This year had many names that were already controversial, but none so...
A glaring omission from this years New Years Honours list has seen tv celebrity/former 'singer' and media ho Kerry Katona express her disbelief yesterday.
Speaking from the star studded gala that closed the 'Save a Chav for Crimbo' charity campaig...
Kerry Katona was a surprise contestant on "Celebrity Take Me Out". Kezza was one of the lovely ladies who were on the look out for 'Mr Right'. A lot of man eaters were on the special celebrity edition of "Take Me out", Jordan, Jodie Marsh, Sarah Harding, Stacey Solomon and Zoe Ball and Fearne Cotton were amongst the celebrity 'lovelies'.
The lucky guy who was on the show was Jeffrey Brazier.
The streets of major population centres were strangely empty of men today following the latest news from the Kerry Katona kamp.
Writing in a her column in national celebrity/gossip magazine, OK!, the perpetual self-publicist announced that she was...
LONDON - Since being eliminated on the reality show Dancing On Ice, dance skating partners Kerry Katona and Daniel Whiston have kept in close contact.
The two call each other on a daily basis and talk about the show, the upcoming Prince William-Ka...
Everything we think we understand as real is merely a holographic projection.
So say boffins engaged in investigating nature at its most basic levels.
The latest thinking in quantum theory was revealed to the viewing public in Monday night's Ho...
Media commentators were scratching their heads in disbelief today as they tried to understand how the latest TV "reality" show, Sunday's Dancing On Ice, made headlines in this morning's papers.
The Daily Star was prominent in its coverage.
"Bro...
Feelin' hot hot hot - breaking UK scandal sheet news reveals that self righteous TV God, Jeremy Kyle - renowned for dazzling halfwits with his rapier like wit - was left aghast this morning as stories began to circulate, implying that he had enjoyed...
Kerry Katona has suffered a setback on her self-titled 'Road to recovery'.
According to sources close to the former celebrity, Katona is said to have hit the cocaine 'like a city banker on pay day', after learning she didn't have a prostate.
On...
ROUND 1
Katona punches Price on the face, spitting blood out.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and Price stands up.
Price:''Kerry you b****!, Ill beat the s*** ouut of you!''- she said.
Price delivers a punch below, she misses, Katona hits Price's fake tits with an uppercut, Price took a mandatory count of eight again.
Price is wobbly, Katona goes below and punches her vagina.
Again Price went do...
Talentless alcoholic pillhead, Kerry Katona (aka Kerry Katatonic), is expecting her fifth child and this time it's the bastard lovechild of permatanned leatherman, Peter Andre.
Andre - who has no freckles because they all slid off - has been smash...
PR and personal management gurus and magazine editors were panicking last night following the news that pain-in-the-arse Z-list sleb Kerry Katona was retiring from public life.
They fear that the former Atomic Kitten's shock decision may influence...
In scenes reminiscent of World War 2 a mass evacuation of children to the countryside has begun following Kerry Katona's claim that she would like to adopt a child.
"It's the only way to ensure the safety of our children" commented Home Secretary...
An odd scene met the Warrington community yesterday, as one Kerry Katona of Atomic Kitten and 'inebriated mother of the year' fame gave birth to a humungous Chicken McNugget in a Juicy Couture store in the towns high street.
One resident, a Mr Spe...
MARBELLA, Spain - Kerry Katona looks quite good in a bikini swimsuit. She admits that she has managed to lose quite a bit of weight within the past few months but she is still somewhat upset with herself.
The former singer with the all-girl band A...
MARBELLA, Spain - Kerry Katona was showing off her fine-looking body while wearing a red bikini in the romantic city of Marbella Spain, a town noted for producing more fighting bulls than any other city in Europe.
Katona certainly was not shy abou...
British huge titted mentalist, Kerry Katona last night revealed that she had not acted in a newsworthy way for over a week.
"I don't know how it happened," she simpered to the one remaining British reporter with any sympathy left towards her. "...
Ex-Atomic Kitten, and ex-face of Iceland, Kerry Katona pleaded with ex-husband, Mark Croft, not to show the world the naughty sex tapes that he made during their time together.
The two are engaged in a bitter custody battle for their children, and...