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Funny story: Kerry Katona's a bit of a Moaner

Kerry Katona's a bit of a Moaner

Kerry Katona will marry for the third time and has once again hawked her "Special(ish it is the third time) Day" around to as many magazines as she can. Unfortunately for her nobody was stupid enough to pay to see a sham marriage that will last less time than a Gaza ceasefire. Nobody except us. Back and to the Left news bid sixteen pence and a packet of cigarette papers for the honour of interv...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona Tells The

Kerry Katona Tells The

Everyone's favourite car crash celebrity, Kerry Katona, has been declared bankrupt for the second time. Going bankrupt is normally a good sign for a celebrity to fuck off out of sight for a bit so they can get their affairs in order (ditching the cocaine habit) in private. Then come storming back with a tell all autobiography which leaves so little to the imagination you'll feel that you know the...
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Funny story: Controversial winner of Mum of the Year

Controversial winner of Mum of the Year

The Mum of the Year, ironically sponsored by a fox this year, has thrown up yet another controversial winner. Previous winners have included Kerry Katona and Margaret Thatcher. This year had many names that were already controversial, but none so...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona spitting nails at New Years Honours snub

Kerry Katona spitting nails at New Years Honours snub

A glaring omission from this years New Years Honours list has seen tv celebrity/former 'singer' and media ho Kerry Katona express her disbelief yesterday. Speaking from the star studded gala that closed the 'Save a Chav for Crimbo' charity campaig...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona Goes On "Take Me Out"

Kerry Katona Goes On "Take Me Out"

Kerry Katona was a surprise contestant on "Celebrity Take Me Out". Kezza was one of the lovely ladies who were on the look out for 'Mr Right'. A lot of man eaters were on the special celebrity edition of "Take Me out", Jordan, Jodie Marsh, Sarah Harding, Stacey Solomon and Zoe Ball and Fearne Cotton were amongst the celebrity 'lovelies'. The lucky guy who was on the show was Jeffrey Brazier.
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Funny story: Kerry Katona Ready To Date - Male Population In Hiding!

Kerry Katona Ready To Date - Male Population In Hiding!

The streets of major population centres were strangely empty of men today following the latest news from the Kerry Katona kamp. Writing in a her column in national celebrity/gossip magazine, OK!, the perpetual self-publicist announced that she was...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona and Her 'Dancing On Ice' Partner Daniel Whiston Seen 'Passionately Snuggling' Down By London's Thames River

Kerry Katona and Her 'Dancing On Ice' Partner Daniel Whiston Seen 'Passionately Snuggling' Down By London's Thames River

LONDON - Since being eliminated on the reality show Dancing On Ice, dance skating partners Kerry Katona and Daniel Whiston have kept in close contact. The two call each other on a daily basis and talk about the show, the upcoming Prince William-Ka...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona Isn't Real, Say Quantum Physicists!

Kerry Katona Isn't Real, Say Quantum Physicists!

Everything we think we understand as real is merely a holographic projection. So say boffins engaged in investigating nature at its most basic levels. The latest thinking in quantum theory was revealed to the viewing public in Monday night's Ho...
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Funny story: Dancing On Ice Headline Shock!

Dancing On Ice Headline Shock!

Media commentators were scratching their heads in disbelief today as they tried to understand how the latest TV "reality" show, Sunday's Dancing On Ice, made headlines in this morning's papers. The Daily Star was prominent in its coverage. "Bro...
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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle Denies All Knowledge Of Nude Motel Sex Romp With Kerry Katona And Stacey Solomon

Jeremy Kyle Denies All Knowledge Of Nude Motel Sex Romp With Kerry Katona And Stacey Solomon

Feelin' hot hot hot - breaking UK scandal sheet news reveals that self righteous TV God, Jeremy Kyle - renowned for dazzling halfwits with his rapier like wit - was left aghast this morning as stories began to circulate, implying that he had enjoyed...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona - Prostate Relapse

Kerry Katona - Prostate Relapse

Kerry Katona has suffered a setback on her self-titled 'Road to recovery'. According to sources close to the former celebrity, Katona is said to have hit the cocaine 'like a city banker on pay day', after learning she didn't have a prostate. On...
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Funny story: Katie Price v Kerry Katona KO Fight

Katie Price v Kerry Katona KO Fight

ROUND 1 Katona punches Price on the face, spitting blood out. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and Price stands up. Price:''Kerry you b****!, Ill beat the s*** ouut of you!''- she said. Price delivers a punch below, she misses, Katona hits Price's fake tits with an uppercut, Price took a mandatory count of eight again. Price is wobbly, Katona goes below and punches her vagina. Again Price went do...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's Lovechild: "It'll Slip Out Like a Wet Fish"

Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's Lovechild: "It'll Slip Out Like a Wet Fish"

Talentless alcoholic pillhead, Kerry Katona (aka Kerry Katatonic), is expecting her fifth child and this time it's the bastard lovechild of permatanned leatherman, Peter Andre. Andre - who has no freckles because they all slid off - has been smash...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona Kalls Time On Celeb Life

Kerry Katona Kalls Time On Celeb Life

PR and personal management gurus and magazine editors were panicking last night following the news that pain-in-the-arse Z-list sleb Kerry Katona was retiring from public life. They fear that the former Atomic Kitten's shock decision may influence...
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Funny story: Mass evacuation as Kerry Katona threatens to adopt child

Mass evacuation as Kerry Katona threatens to adopt child

In scenes reminiscent of World War 2 a mass evacuation of children to the countryside has begun following Kerry Katona's claim that she would like to adopt a child. "It's the only way to ensure the safety of our children" commented Home Secretary...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona gives birth to giant McNugget

Kerry Katona gives birth to giant McNugget

An odd scene met the Warrington community yesterday, as one Kerry Katona of Atomic Kitten and 'inebriated mother of the year' fame gave birth to a humungous Chicken McNugget in a Juicy Couture store in the towns high street. One resident, a Mr Spe...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona Facing The Heartbreak of Belly Wrinkles

Kerry Katona Facing The Heartbreak of Belly Wrinkles

MARBELLA, Spain - Kerry Katona looks quite good in a bikini swimsuit. She admits that she has managed to lose quite a bit of weight within the past few months but she is still somewhat upset with herself. The former singer with the all-girl band A...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona Caught Playing With Her Lover, Adam Waldron's Shuttlecock

Kerry Katona Caught Playing With Her Lover, Adam Waldron's Shuttlecock

MARBELLA, Spain - Kerry Katona was showing off her fine-looking body while wearing a red bikini in the romantic city of Marbella Spain, a town noted for producing more fighting bulls than any other city in Europe. Katona certainly was not shy abou...
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