WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - The United States of America is now under the military control of Muppets from the Children's Television Workshop. Muppet Military Command (MMC) first occupied the Pentagon and took firm control over all US military forces i...
New York, NY--Kermit the Frog made a rare prime time appearance on The O'Reilly Factor to defend the new Muppets movie.
Kermit the Frog did get a little beligerent went O'Reilly called the movie a weak attempt at class warfare.
"You F@$king id...
Friday eighteenth of November will live long in people's memories, for it was the night that the Muppet song, Manama nam, boo boo bi do do went viral.
"It was phenomenal," said Gary Barlow on the Sunday afterwards, "Boo boo de do do. I've been hea...
PINK had always loved her name; but after the birth of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (proud dad is PINK's hubby Carey Hart, a motocross racer), she decided a change was warranted.
"It's been nothing but pink baby outfits, pink cards, and pink f...
Kermit the Frog, 53, is said to be in hiding after sordid revelations have been leaked from sources close to the beleaguered star.
In scenes reminiscent of the recent Charlie Sheen episodes, the usually clean cut star of The Muppets has been on a...
Barack Obanana is the newest Muppet to join the Muppet family.
He previously served as an extra on 'Barney' shows and also worked as an extra on Froot o' The Loom commercials.
A native of Honolulu, Hawaii, Barack Obanana is a graduate of the...
In a joint update, from the Hensen Creature shop, and Sesame Street, It seems that Kermit the Frog will NOT be a nominee, in the 2012 Presidential race.
In a prepared statement, Mr. Frog told a media gathering that his decision was NOT based upon...
In the days since Multi-millionaire Donald Trump has decided to begin pursuing the Republican Presidential nomination, it seems that more "takers" are coming out of the woodwork. But, who would have thought that a mild-mannered frog might decide to...
Following a tumultuous break up between famed television and stage actors, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy, Kermit was apparently seen having a romantic dinner with Kirstie Alley at the Roma Café in Midtown Manhattan.
No stranger to controversy, Ke...
Kermit the Frog has jumped into the election debate and told people he is supporting the Green Party at the election.
"If any of these reds or blues come to your door canvassing tell them to hop it, the green party is the party for me and all frog...
Miss Piggy is the prima-donna pig who thinks she is a super star. Miss Piggy has entered the Subo lookalike contest in Las Vegas and reckons she stands a good chance of winning.
"I am an even better singer than Susan Boyle" she said "I have sang w...
World Famous Wrestler Hulk Hogan turns green when he gets angry. Hogan was most popular in the 1980s and early 1990s as the all American working class hero character Hulk Hogan in the World Wrestling Federation now known as World Wrestling
Entertain...
Susan Boyle who is reported to be a singer by some people has apparently been turned into frog by a wizard using a magic spell book. Boyle now well known under the nickname Subo is now being looked after by relatives in a pond in her garden.
When...
It has been a sad day for the muppets especially Ms.Piggy. Kermit J. Frog has died silently in his home today of the H1N1 virus. He was surrounded by his newly wed Ms. Piggy and his best friend Fozzie Bear and the rest of his muppet friends. He was f...
KERMIT THE FROG, the lovable green hero of TV's The Muppets, has been a family favorite for years.
But in claims likely to stun fans, the star has been accused of 'exposing his penis' to children.
Bobby-Lee Broke, an unemployed father of two fr...
New York, New York - An emotional Miss Piggy walked into a New York Police Station today claiming she has not heard or seen from her life long companion, Kermit The Frog, since he was assigned to do an investigative reporting piece on Glenn Beck by t...
Washington, DC - "Glenn just didn't see that it was a live frog he grabbed out of the tank and tossed into a pot of boiling water," said a co-producer of the Glenn Beck TV show at a press conference called to explain Glenn Beck's actions that so shoc...
Kermit The Frog was embarrassed to death Monday morning when backstage he got hung up on Miss Piggy and Fozzie knocked down the stage set right in front of the cameras, which quickly cut away.
"This is worse than the Janet Jackson Super Bowl halt...