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Funny story: Glow-in-the-dark Pigs Comment on their Plight

Glow-in-the-dark Pigs Comment on their Plight

Think it's fun to glow green in the dark? (If you're so inclined, you can read about the green pigs here on the website of The Los Angeles Times). Many of the green pigs are not happy campers. One pig complained, "What do they think we are?...
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Funny story: Bloomberg Picking a Puppet For Mayor

Bloomberg Picking a Puppet For Mayor

New York - With less than a year left on his tainted third term, Mayor Michael Bloomberg is personally selecting a successor -- auditioning puppet candidates for the mayoral elections that will be held this fall. The lineup of possibilities is fai...
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Funny story: Big Bird leads junta: seizes USA! Elections cancelled

Big Bird leads junta: seizes USA! Elections cancelled

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - The United States of America is now under the military control of Muppets from the Children's Television Workshop. Muppet Military Command (MMC) first occupied the Pentagon and took firm control over all US military forces i...
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Funny story: Kermit the Frog Goes on O'Reilly to defend new Muppet movie

Kermit the Frog Goes on O'Reilly to defend new Muppet movie

New York, NY--Kermit the Frog made a rare prime time appearance on The O'Reilly Factor to defend the new Muppets movie. Kermit the Frog did get a little beligerent went O'Reilly called the movie a weak attempt at class warfare. "You F@$king id...
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Funny story: Children in Need Muppet Song sweeps the nation

Children in Need Muppet Song sweeps the nation

Friday eighteenth of November will live long in people's memories, for it was the night that the Muppet song, Manama nam, boo boo bi do do went viral. "It was phenomenal," said Gary Barlow on the Sunday afterwards, "Boo boo de do do. I've been hea...
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Funny story: Pop Star PINK Changes Name to GREEN

Pop Star PINK Changes Name to GREEN

PINK had always loved her name; but after the birth of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (proud dad is PINK's hubby Carey Hart, a motocross racer), she decided a change was warranted. "It's been nothing but pink baby outfits, pink cards, and pink f...
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Funny story: Kermit The Frog Is 'Perverted' Says Miss Piggy

Kermit The Frog Is 'Perverted' Says Miss Piggy

Kermit the Frog, 53, is said to be in hiding after sordid revelations have been leaked from sources close to the beleaguered star. In scenes reminiscent of the recent Charlie Sheen episodes, the usually clean cut star of The Muppets has been on a...
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Funny story: Barack Obanana - newest member of Muppets

Barack Obanana - newest member of Muppets

Barack Obanana is the newest Muppet to join the Muppet family. He previously served as an extra on 'Barney' shows and also worked as an extra on Froot o' The Loom commercials. A native of Honolulu, Hawaii, Barack Obanana is a graduate of the...
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Funny story: Kermit the Frog to abandon possible presidential run

Kermit the Frog to abandon possible presidential run

In a joint update, from the Hensen Creature shop, and Sesame Street, It seems that Kermit the Frog will NOT be a nominee, in the 2012 Presidential race. In a prepared statement, Mr. Frog told a media gathering that his decision was NOT based upon...
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Funny story: Kermit the Frog considering presidential "run"

Kermit the Frog considering presidential "run"

In the days since Multi-millionaire Donald Trump has decided to begin pursuing the Republican Presidential nomination, it seems that more "takers" are coming out of the woodwork. But, who would have thought that a mild-mannered frog might decide to...
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Funny story: Kermit the Frog Swears off Pork, Now Dating a Cow

Kermit the Frog Swears off Pork, Now Dating a Cow

Following a tumultuous break up between famed television and stage actors, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy, Kermit was apparently seen having a romantic dinner with Kirstie Alley at the Roma Café in Midtown Manhattan. No stranger to controversy, Ke...
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Funny story: Alternative view: Kermit supports the Green Party

Alternative view: Kermit supports the Green Party

Kermit the Frog has jumped into the election debate and told people he is supporting the Green Party at the election. "If any of these reds or blues come to your door canvassing tell them to hop it, the green party is the party for me and all frog...
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Funny story: Miss Piggy enters Subo lookalike contest

Miss Piggy enters Subo lookalike contest

Miss Piggy is the prima-donna pig who thinks she is a super star. Miss Piggy has entered the Subo lookalike contest in Las Vegas and reckons she stands a good chance of winning. "I am an even better singer than Susan Boyle" she said "I have sang w...
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Funny story: Hulk Hogan turns green when he is angry

Hulk Hogan turns green when he is angry

World Famous Wrestler Hulk Hogan turns green when he gets angry. Hogan was most popular in the 1980s and early 1990s as the all American working class hero character Hulk Hogan in the World Wrestling Federation now known as World Wrestling Entertain...
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Funny story: Subo turned into a frog but Kermit prefers Miss Piggy

Subo turned into a frog but Kermit prefers Miss Piggy

Susan Boyle who is reported to be a singer by some people has apparently been turned into frog by a wizard using a magic spell book. Boyle now well known under the nickname Subo is now being looked after by relatives in a pond in her garden. When...
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Funny story: Rest In Peace Kermit

Rest In Peace Kermit

It has been a sad day for the muppets especially Ms.Piggy. Kermit J. Frog has died silently in his home today of the H1N1 virus. He was surrounded by his newly wed Ms. Piggy and his best friend Fozzie Bear and the rest of his muppet friends. He was f...
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Funny story: Dad claims Kermit 'exposed' himself

Dad claims Kermit 'exposed' himself

KERMIT THE FROG, the lovable green hero of TV's The Muppets, has been a family favorite for years. But in claims likely to stun fans, the star has been accused of 'exposing his penis' to children. Bobby-Lee Broke, an unemployed father of two fr...
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Funny story: Kermit The Frog Vanishes While Doing Glenn Beck Piece for "Bill Moyers Journal"

Kermit The Frog Vanishes While Doing Glenn Beck Piece for "Bill Moyers Journal"

New York, New York - An emotional Miss Piggy walked into a New York Police Station today claiming she has not heard or seen from her life long companion, Kermit The Frog, since he was assigned to do an investigative reporting piece on Glenn Beck by t...
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