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Funny story: Earth twin planets Kepler 20e and 20f 'to be upgraded to 36DD'

Earth twin planets Kepler 20e and 20f 'to be upgraded to 36DD'

Space - NASA geeks said today the new galactic cup sizing reflects a shift away from prepubescent planetoid measurements in the newly discovered Cleavage Constellation. Earlier reports from the Agency's Kepler space telescope assessed the rocky sa...
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Funny story: Barnsley 22-b: Earth-like planet confirmed

Barnsley 22-b: Earth-like planet confirmed

Astronomers have confirmed the existence of an Earth-like planet in the "habitable zone" around a star not unlike our own. Professor Mike Alidascope told us, "This is the planetary equivalent of Barnsley. In fact, we think it might be Barnsley. We...
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Funny story: Kepler Mission Discovers Five Gay Planets

Kepler Mission Discovers Five Gay Planets

Houston, TX - NASA is reporting today that the Kepler Mission has spotted five gay planets rotating around a distant sun. NASA says the five gay planets are 'poofy' and orbit their sun in a kind of 'circle jerk'. Another, heavier planet was discove...
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Funny story: Kepler Mission Sees Krypton, Vulcan and Gallifrey

Kepler Mission Sees Krypton, Vulcan and Gallifrey

Houston, TX-- NASA's Kepler Mission made a remarkable discovery in Outer Space today. The Kepler Mission spotted three legendary planets--Krypton, Vulcan and Gallifrey. All three planets are well known to science-fiction fans, although their existe...
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Funny story: Kepler Mission Spots Borg Spaceship Around Distant Sun

Kepler Mission Spots Borg Spaceship Around Distant Sun

Houston, TX-- NASA scientists alerted President Obama about an unexpected discovery in Outer Space on Monday. The Kepler Mission had discovered something ominous around a solar-system 250 light-years away. NASA scientists say it is a Borg ship, an...
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Funny story: NASA Plans to Take Over Earth-Like Planet

NASA Plans to Take Over Earth-Like Planet

NASA's Kepler space telescope has apparently discovered a planet that is like Earth only much nicer, according to NASA scientists. "The planet the telescope discovered is in the constellation Hydra", said Kepler program manager James Franson. "It...
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