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Funny story: Miley Cyrus: My Kentucky/Tennessee Kin Not Complete Yokels

Miley Cyrus: My Kentucky/Tennessee Kin Not Complete Yokels

Miley Cyrus says that she gets very upset when the press calls her and her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus yokels from Kentucky and Tennessee. One reporter claims she tried to cram his mike down his throat but had no proof. "She gets really mad at the 'Yo...
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Funny story: Google Street View Technicians Crash Into Antique Bicycle Carrying Thomas Pynchon In Everly Brothers Hometown. Manhunt Over.

Google Street View Technicians Crash Into Antique Bicycle Carrying Thomas Pynchon In Everly Brothers Hometown. Manhunt Over.

Drakesboro Kentucky, News has just emerged that technicians operating in a Google Street View vehicle collided with a Penny Farthing or high wheeler carrying fugitive conspiracy novelist Thomas Pynchon in rural Kentucky. Google spokesman:"We had to g...
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Funny story: Al Qaeda Operatives Captured In Kentucky

Al Qaeda Operatives Captured In Kentucky

PADUCAH, Kentucky - Law enforcement officials in Kentucky have stated that they have captured two Al Qaeda operatives. A representative with the Kentucky State Police informed the news media that officers had apprehended known Al Qaeda members Wal...
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Funny story: Kentucky Fried Chicken Announces They May Stop Selling Chicken

Kentucky Fried Chicken Announces They May Stop Selling Chicken

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - Word out of the home office of KFC is that the chicken franchise giant is considering making a big change to their restaurant menu. KFC spokesperson Willow Riffaletti, 37, informed the news media that four months ago they hi...
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Funny story: Palace Malice Leaves Every Horse In The Dust As He Wins The Yucatan Commemorative Derby

Palace Malice Leaves Every Horse In The Dust As He Wins The Yucatan Commemorative Derby

COZUMEL, Mexico - Kentucky racehorse Palace Malice has just become the first horse in Mexico to ever win the nation's Triple Crown of Horseracing as he handily won The Yucatan Commemorative Derby. Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette covered...
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Funny story: Kentucky Bans Britney Spears Upskirt Photos

Kentucky Bans Britney Spears Upskirt Photos

FRANKFORT, Kentucky - The Kentucky State Senate has just voted on a bill that has been hailed as one of the greatest bills to ever be approved in the history of the state. State Senator Audrey Fayella Prissprinti, 49, [R-Paducah], stated that it i...
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Funny story: Frankenstorm relished by small Kentucky townfolk

Frankenstorm relished by small Kentucky townfolk

Frankfort, Kentucky - We all know what it means to rain cats and dogs, but the people of Frankfort Kentucky can't wait for Frankenstorm. Few people have ever heard of the small town of Frankfort, Kentucky; but thanks to hurricane Sandy, and her...
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Funny story: Viagra Overdose In Goosey Holler, Kentucky! (Bluegrass #11)

Viagra Overdose In Goosey Holler, Kentucky! (Bluegrass #11)

Ralph has spent most of his Crazy Check the first weekend in November and is badly hung over Monday morning at the Cement Garden Ornaments Emporium when Melvin drops by and toots his horn! "Melvin! Quit that! My head's gonna splode!" "I know that look! You went out with Sarah Jean and spent all yore money Saturday night didn't you?" "NO! Oh my head. NO I didn't spend ALL of it. I got enou...
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Funny story: Wild Church Service At Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #10)

Wild Church Service At Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #10)

(Pete's store, 1949) Abe and Sally Foreside come in the front door of Pete's Country Store fanning dog pecker gnats. (Pete) "Doggone it! Those things follow you two around. Wish you would leave them at home. I had to spray for two hours the other day." "It's Abe and his coonhounds under the porch. We'll start going out the back door. Did the Liberry Truck leave the books?" "Yeah. Picke...
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Funny story: Fire In The Hole At Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #9)

Fire In The Hole At Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #9)

Melvin is driving over to eat a plate of tacos after smoking some joints out in the middle of his wife's garden when he sees Ralph running around his Cement Garden Ornaments with his pants down and screaming like a banshee until he slams into a concrete item that looks like a big bee, knocking himself flat on the ground. "What's the matter, Ralph? If there was anything chasing you, I can't see...
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Funny story: Elvis Comes To Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #6)

Elvis Comes To Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #6)

Ralph was just opening up his concrete garden ornaments business after running to the bank to see if his Crazy Check had been automatically deposited when his buddy Melvin come by. "Ralph, you thank that President Orbama person will let old Raw Pand cut our Crazy Checks?" "Naw. This years a votin year. No one gonna mess with our Crazy Checks till the votins over." "Well, I brung you a nic...
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Funny story: Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Asks For A 'Cease Fire' During The NCAA's "March Madness" - Promises To Revert To "Ordinary Madness" In April

Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Asks For A 'Cease Fire' During The NCAA's "March Madness" - Promises To Revert To "Ordinary Madness" In April

TRIPOLI, Libya - Colonel Moammar Gadhafi has asked for a temporary "Cease Fire" in the on going national lawless uprisings which have resulted in tumultuous turmoil throughout the country of Libya. According to Sports Territory Magazine, Colonel Gadhafi is one of the biggest U.S. collegiate basketball fans anywhere outside of the continental United States. The 68-year-old dictator has seen e...
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Funny story: Family of Man Who Mounts Kentucky Alligators Could Win Big from Increased Web Traffic

Family of Man Who Mounts Kentucky Alligators Could Win Big from Increased Web Traffic

Howdy, folks! My name is Cherry Cockburne, and today I'm going to discuss three ways you can use proper keyword selection to achieve Search Engine Optimization, or SEO. As many of you may remember from our last session, SEO is a way to improve the visibility of your web site or web page by increasing the odds that it will appear among search engine results. This gives your site more exposure, o...
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Funny story: Virginia Invites Kentucky to be its Sister State after Rand Paul Win

Virginia Invites Kentucky to be its Sister State after Rand Paul Win

Richmond, VA - The Virginia Governor has introduced a measure to the Virginia House of Representatives that formally invites the state of Kentucky to be Virginia's sister state. Normally, a state will invite a foreign state (as in outside of the...
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Funny story: Specter Loses Pennsylvania Senate Seat After Leaving It Unattended While In Toilet; 'Urine-Ur-Out', chanted Rendell support crowd in spontaneous demonstration outside Senate 'loo'

Specter Loses Pennsylvania Senate Seat After Leaving It Unattended While In Toilet; 'Urine-Ur-Out', chanted Rendell support crowd in spontaneous demonstration outside Senate 'loo'

Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, who unwisely bolted the Senate floor for a quick trip to the loo today, may now forever lose his plush Senate seat to Rep. Joe Sestak, who apparently has better bladder control. Mr. Specter, 80, lost his 'di...
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Funny story: Bible Basher Breaks Knuckle Bone In Bible Belt

Bible Basher Breaks Knuckle Bone In Bible Belt

Local preacher and tub thumping evangelist, Deano Twogood Sonofapreacherman, was this evening recovering in his room at the Flashlight Motel in Snakebite, Kentucky, after getting a little carried away raising donations at 'The Church Of The Sacred Wa...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas To Star In Remake of "Coal Miner's Daughter"

Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas To Star In Remake of "Coal Miner's Daughter"

HOLLYWOOD - Free Spirited Flamboyant Films has announced that Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas will be starring as Loretta Lynn and Doolittle Lynn in the remake of the 1980 country music film Coal Miner's Daughter which starred Sissy Spacek and Tommy Lee J...
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Funny story: The 17 Yazoo Kids of Cumberland County, Kentucky

The 17 Yazoo Kids of Cumberland County, Kentucky

Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas have been signed to star in the 1980 remake of Coal Miner's Daughter, the true story of Loretta Lynn. The original movie starred Sissy Spacek as Loretta and Tommy Lee Jones as her husband Doo. Loretta was born and raised in Butcher Holler, Kentucky. Taylor and Joe traveled down to Cumberland County, Kentucky which is located on the Kentucky-Tennessee border in or...
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