Frankfort, Kentucky - We all know what it means to rain cats and dogs, but the people of Frankfort Kentucky can't wait for Frankenstorm.
Few people have ever heard of the small town of Frankfort, Kentucky; but thanks to hurricane Sandy, and her...
Ralph has spent most of his Crazy Check the first weekend in November and is badly hung over Monday morning at the Cement Garden Ornaments Emporium when Melvin drops by and toots his horn!
"Melvin! Quit that! My head's gonna splode!"
"I know that look! You went out with Sarah Jean and spent all yore money Saturday night didn't you?"
"NO! Oh my head. NO I didn't spend ALL of it. I got enou...
(Pete's store, 1949)
Abe and Sally Foreside come in the front door of Pete's Country Store fanning dog pecker gnats.
(Pete) "Doggone it! Those things follow you two around. Wish you would leave them at home. I had to spray for two hours the other day."
"It's Abe and his coonhounds under the porch. We'll start going out the back door. Did the Liberry Truck leave the books?"
"Yeah. Picke...
Melvin is driving over to eat a plate of tacos after smoking some joints out in the middle of his wife's garden when he sees Ralph running around his Cement Garden Ornaments with his pants down and screaming like a banshee until he slams into a concrete item that looks like a big bee, knocking himself flat on the ground.
"What's the matter, Ralph? If there was anything chasing you, I can't see...
Ralph was just opening up his concrete garden ornaments business after running to the bank to see if his Crazy Check had been automatically deposited when his buddy Melvin come by.
"Ralph, you thank that President Orbama person will let old Raw Pand cut our Crazy Checks?"
"Naw. This years a votin year. No one gonna mess with our Crazy Checks till the votins over."
"Well, I brung you a nic...
TRIPOLI, Libya - Colonel Moammar Gadhafi has asked for a temporary "Cease Fire" in the on going national lawless uprisings which have resulted in tumultuous turmoil throughout the country of Libya.
According to Sports Territory Magazine, Colonel Gadhafi is one of the biggest U.S. collegiate basketball fans anywhere outside of the continental United States.
The 68-year-old dictator has seen e...
Howdy, folks! My name is Cherry Cockburne, and today I'm going to discuss three ways you can use proper keyword selection to achieve Search Engine Optimization, or SEO.
As many of you may remember from our last session, SEO is a way to improve the visibility of your web site or web page by increasing the odds that it will appear among search engine results. This gives your site more exposure, o...
Richmond, VA - The Virginia Governor has introduced a measure to the Virginia House of Representatives that formally invites the state of Kentucky to be Virginia's sister state. Normally, a state will invite a foreign state (as in outside of the...
Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, who unwisely bolted the Senate floor for a quick trip to the loo today, may now forever lose his plush Senate seat to Rep. Joe Sestak, who apparently has better bladder control.
Mr. Specter, 80, lost his 'di...
Local preacher and tub thumping evangelist, Deano Twogood Sonofapreacherman, was this evening recovering in his room at the Flashlight Motel in Snakebite, Kentucky, after getting a little carried away raising donations at 'The Church Of The Sacred Wa...
HOLLYWOOD - Free Spirited Flamboyant Films has announced that Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas will be starring as Loretta Lynn and Doolittle Lynn in the remake of the 1980 country music film Coal Miner's Daughter which starred Sissy Spacek and Tommy Lee J...
Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas have been signed to star in the 1980 remake of Coal Miner's Daughter, the true story of Loretta Lynn.
The original movie starred Sissy Spacek as Loretta and Tommy Lee Jones as her husband Doo. Loretta was born and raised in Butcher Holler, Kentucky.
Taylor and Joe traveled down to Cumberland County, Kentucky which is located on the Kentucky-Tennessee border in or...
MAYFIELD, Kentucky - The ex-chicken catching singing sensation from America's Got Talent Kevin Skinner recently told a reporter for his hometown newspaper The Mayfield Midday Gazette that everywhere he goes people recognize him.
Skinner said that...
The city of Bardstown, Kentucky is an old town and was the "Westward Outreach" during the country's early years and received many guest by horseback or stagecoach.
The Talbot Inn there hosted many of our early forefathers and even French aristocra...
This Week's News Of The Unusual - Willy, the famous dancing kangaroo from over at Kentucky Down Under, who escaped after a recent matinee performance, has been successfully caught.
The farmer who caught the wily Willy, comes from a the small commu...
WTVQ in Lexington, Kentucky recently reported that state representative Tim Couch wants to make anonymous internet posting illegal.
The Queen fulfilled one of her lifelong ambitions at the weekend, when she partook of a meal at Kentucky Fried Chicken. Her Majesty had been past outlets on numerous occasions, but had never actually sampled the culi...
Results of this year's Kentucky Derby have been announced and bettors are upset with the finish. Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain, who went off at 263 to 1 odds, won the race by the length of a hatpin.