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Funny story: Shopping centre evacuated after spillage

Shopping centre evacuated after spillage

A busy shopping centre was evacuated after a water spillage occurred inside. The spillage is thought to have started on the ground floor of Wilkinson in The Pentagon Shopping Centre in Chatham, Kent at 5:30pm while a janitor was cleaning the floor...
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Funny story: Robber, Bill Reid, robbed bank with can of Coke

Robber, Bill Reid, robbed bank with can of Coke

A Ramsgate man robbed a bank two days before Christmas and escaped with a large amount of money. Bill Reid armed himself with a can of Coca Cola and held up a security guard delivering cash and Coke cans to a Nat West Bank in the town. But when...
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Funny story: Lorry driver Richard Langford jailed for trying to import 50,000 chocolate bars through Dover

Lorry driver Richard Langford jailed for trying to import 50,000 chocolate bars through Dover

A lorry driver has been jailed for smuggling chocolate bars through the Port of Dover. Richard Langford, 31, was caught with a staggering 5,000 kilos of Dairy Milk, 1,000 kilos of Galaxy and 3,000 U.S. Hershey's chocolate bars when he was stopped...
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Funny story: 10 year old girl arrested after drawing hopscotch grid on the pavement outside her home

10 year old girl arrested after drawing hopscotch grid on the pavement outside her home

* Danielle Blackburn was arrested by police for drawing on the pavement outside her home in Kent * Father, Mick Blackburn, fully supports police over the arrest  A schoolgirl was arrested by police for drawing a hopscotch grid on the pavement,...
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Funny story: Road reopens after Asda receipt is found on M2 near Sittingbourne

Road reopens after Asda receipt is found on M2 near Sittingbourne

A section of the M2 has reopened - more than eight hours after an Asda receipt was found near a slip road. Highways Agency experts say the receipt has now been removed from near the exit slip road at Junction 5 of the M2 coastbound carriageway for...
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Funny story: "BBC Licence Fee? Not in my backyard!" claims upper class man who can easily afford it

"BBC Licence Fee? Not in my backyard!" claims upper class man who can easily afford it

The BBC charges £145.50 to those that use it's services with funds going towards news coverage, educational content and entertainment, however not everybody is content - Christopher Fulford from Kent says "enough is enough". Mr Fulford,55, who own...
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Funny story: My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e 25th August

My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e 25th August

Monday Woke up late, go to unlock the door and check the (outdoor) post box. The key won't turn. Panic. Keep trying - nothing. Think about climbing out the window, or asking the neighbour who I've only met once, if I can go through their door. Eventually I get it open to much relief by not pushing the key in all the way! Wednesday Overheard Conversation Of The Week Girl to her fella "At the...
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Funny story: Kent Private Detective On The Trail Of Tortoise Thief!

Kent Private Detective On The Trail Of Tortoise Thief!

Curtis Johnny Ottoman, or Otto. as he is known by his friends, is on the trail of a serial Tortoise Thief in Kent, Twelveoaks. Being one of the few reptilian detectives in the western hemisphere, Otto is world famous for his sleuthing. "Tortoises...
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Funny story: Ex-commando captures runaway pig

Ex-commando captures runaway pig

A former Royal Marines commando used his military skills to deal with a huge white pig running amok in a Kent town. The pig, a Shropshire Prescott, was seen running from pub to pub in the Bath Road area of Margate. Police gave chase, and former comma...
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Funny story: Village under 17 foot of snow

Village under 17 foot of snow

The small village of Leigh near Tonbridge in Kent has officially become the snowiest place in Britain. The community is suffering under a staggering 17 foot of snow, the most since the last ice age The village was hit by a massive snowstorm last...
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Funny story: Dear Kent Pete: I can't stop cheating on my husband!

Dear Kent Pete: I can't stop cheating on my husband!

Dear Kent Pete. Please help me. I'm 22 years of age, live in Canterbury and have been married for just over two years. I have a one yea...
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Funny story: Dear Kent Pete: Am I having God's baby?

Dear Kent Pete: Am I having God's baby?

Victoria from Lewisham writes,...
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Funny story: Viagra Workers In Health Scare

Viagra Workers In Health Scare

Erith Kent - Production workers at a viagra factory in Kent have called in the Health and Safety Executive after noticing side effects of handling the drug. The factory at Biggar Muchley, near Maidstone, has ceased production.
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Funny story: Kent Pete's Advice to parents Part Two

Kent Pete's Advice to parents Part Two

Your 15 year old son is showing signs of teenage depression. Over the last few months he has become plagued by feelings of worthlessness, making him extremely vulnerable to criticism, rejection, and failure.
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Funny story: Earthquake shakes the Kent coast

Earthquake shakes the Kent coast

Following the devastating earthquake in the English Channel the expected tsunami wasn't as bad as first expected.
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Funny story: Kent Hit by Death Rays

Kent Hit by Death Rays

Our correspondant has discovered that the massive earthquakes which have rocked Kent this weekend were actually caused by death-rays directed from the newly discovered Earth-like planet Gliese 58,120 light years away.
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Funny story: Tsunami fears as earthquake hits UK

Tsunami fears as earthquake hits UK

Kent - (Ass Mess): Large parts of coastal South East Britain were put on Tsunami alert after an earthquake struck Kent at breakfast time this morning.
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Funny story: Man's toupe dislodged during Kent earthquake

Man's toupe dislodged during Kent earthquake

The county of Kent, England, was shaken by an earthquake yesterday. Although the quake, measuring 0.1 on the Richter scale, was not as serious as some that have hit foreign countries, residents were trembling in their houses, fearful...
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