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Funny story: Kent Private Detective On The Trail Of Tortoise Thief!

Kent Private Detective On The Trail Of Tortoise Thief!

Curtis Johnny Ottoman, or Otto. as he is known by his friends, is on the trail of a serial Tortoise Thief in Kent, Twelveoaks. Being one of the few reptilian detectives in the western hemisphere, Otto is world famous for his sleuthing. "Tortoises...
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Funny story: Ex-commando captures runaway pig

Ex-commando captures runaway pig

A former Royal Marines commando used his military skills to deal with a huge white pig running amok in a Kent town. The pig, a Shropshire Prescott, was seen running from pub to pub in the Bath Road area of Margate. Police gave chase, and former comma...
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Funny story: Village under 17 foot of snow

Village under 17 foot of snow

The small village of Leigh near Tonbridge in Kent has officially become the snowiest place in Britain. The community is suffering under a staggering 17 foot of snow, the most since the last ice age The village was hit by a massive snowstorm last...
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Funny story: Dear Kent Pete: I can't stop cheating on my husband!

Dear Kent Pete: I can't stop cheating on my husband!

Dear Kent Pete. Please help me. I'm 22 years of age, live in Canterbury and have been married for just over two years. I have a one yea...
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Funny story: Dear Kent Pete: Am I having God's baby?

Dear Kent Pete: Am I having God's baby?

Victoria from Lewisham writes,...
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Funny story: Viagra Workers In Health Scare

Viagra Workers In Health Scare

Erith Kent - Production workers at a viagra factory in Kent have called in the Health and Safety Executive after noticing side effects of handling the drug. The factory at Biggar Muchley, near Maidstone, has ceased production.
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Funny story: Kent Pete's Advice to parents Part Two

Kent Pete's Advice to parents Part Two

Your 15 year old son is showing signs of teenage depression. Over the last few months he has become plagued by feelings of worthlessness, making him extremely vulnerable to criticism, rejection, and failure.
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Funny story: Earthquake shakes the Kent coast

Earthquake shakes the Kent coast

Following the devastating earthquake in the English Channel the expected tsunami wasn't as bad as first expected.
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Funny story: Kent Hit by Death Rays

Kent Hit by Death Rays

Our correspondant has discovered that the massive earthquakes which have rocked Kent this weekend were actually caused by death-rays directed from the newly discovered Earth-like planet Gliese 58,120 light years away.
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Funny story: Tsunami fears as earthquake hits UK

Tsunami fears as earthquake hits UK

Kent - (Ass Mess): Large parts of coastal South East Britain were put on Tsunami alert after an earthquake struck Kent at breakfast time this morning.
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Funny story: Man's toupe dislodged during Kent earthquake

Man's toupe dislodged during Kent earthquake

The county of Kent, England, was shaken by an earthquake yesterday. Although the quake, measuring 0.1 on the Richter scale, was not as serious as some that have hit foreign countries, residents were trembling in their houses, fearful...
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Funny story: Latest Poll Shows Drop in 4th Flatmate Approval Rating

Latest Poll Shows Drop in 4th Flatmate Approval Rating

Cobham, Kent. Last Wednesday popularity listings for 15 Largo Road were released with speculations of who would lead as ‘top flatmate' and candidate for free pints in the union. The results were far from expected as 4th flatmate, Andrew Pars...
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Funny story: Bin Laden eludes Wile E. Coyote

Bin Laden eludes Wile E. Coyote

Osama bin Laden narrowly eluded capture by an elite Special Forces unit led by Wile E. Coyote, according to an exclusive TV Guide story by investigative reporter Clark Kent.
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