A former council worker who did not eat a chocolate bar quickly enough on a very hot day, leaving it completely melted, has been jailed for 11 years.
Under the extended sentence for chocolate product protection, Joey Smith will have to serve two-t...
A convicted murderer walked out of an open prison by "asking the prison guards nicely to open the gate" and went to stay with a friend, a court heard.
Police tracked down Kevin Williams at flats in Sheerness and instead of going back to Standford...
A busy shopping centre was evacuated after a water spillage occurred inside.
The spillage is thought to have started on the ground floor of Wilkinson in The Pentagon Shopping Centre in Chatham, Kent at 5:30pm while a janitor was cleaning the floor...
A Ramsgate man robbed a bank two days before Christmas and escaped with a large amount of money.
Bill Reid armed himself with a can of Coca Cola and held up a security guard delivering cash and Coke cans to a Nat West Bank in the town.
A lorry driver has been jailed for smuggling chocolate bars through the Port of Dover.
Richard Langford, 31, was caught with a staggering 5,000 kilos of Dairy Milk, 1,000 kilos of Galaxy and 3,000 U.S. Hershey's chocolate bars when he was stopped...
* Danielle Blackburn was arrested by police for drawing on the pavement outside her home in Kent
* Father, Mick Blackburn, fully supports police over the arrest
A schoolgirl was arrested by police for drawing a hopscotch grid on the pavement,...
A section of the M2 has reopened - more than eight hours after an Asda receipt was found near a slip road.
Highways Agency experts say the receipt has now been removed from near the exit slip road at Junction 5 of the M2 coastbound carriageway for...
The BBC charges £145.50 to those that use it's services with funds going towards news coverage, educational content and entertainment, however not everybody is content - Christopher Fulford from Kent says "enough is enough".
Mr Fulford,55, who own...
Woke up late, go to unlock the door and check the (outdoor) post box. The key won't turn. Panic. Keep trying - nothing. Think about climbing out the window, or asking the neighbour who I've only met once, if I can go through their door.
Eventually I get it open to much relief by not pushing the key in all the way!
Overheard Conversation Of The Week
Girl to her fella "At the...
Curtis Johnny Ottoman, or Otto. as he is known by his friends, is on the trail of a serial Tortoise Thief in Kent, Twelveoaks. Being one of the few reptilian detectives in the western hemisphere, Otto is world famous for his sleuthing.
A former Royal Marines commando used his military skills to deal with a huge white pig running amok in a Kent town. The pig, a Shropshire Prescott, was seen running from pub to pub in the Bath Road area of Margate. Police gave chase, and former comma...
The small village of Leigh near Tonbridge in Kent has officially become the snowiest place in Britain. The community is suffering under a staggering 17 foot of snow, the most since the last ice age
The village was hit by a massive snowstorm last...
Dear Kent Pete.
Please help me. I'm 22 years of age, live in Canterbury and have been married for just over two years. I have a one yea...
Victoria from Lewisham writes,...
Erith Kent - Production workers at a viagra factory in Kent have called in the Health and Safety Executive after noticing side effects of handling the drug. The factory at Biggar Muchley, near Maidstone, has ceased production.
Your 15 year old son is showing signs of teenage depression. Over the last few months he has become plagued by feelings of worthlessness, making him extremely vulnerable to criticism, rejection, and failure.
Following the devastating earthquake in the English Channel the expected tsunami wasn't as bad as first expected.
Our correspondant has discovered that the massive earthquakes which have rocked Kent this weekend were actually caused by death-rays directed from the newly discovered Earth-like planet Gliese 58,120 light years away.
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