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Wedding Bells for Kenny Blankenship and "Olga from Volga"

Funny story: Wedding Bells for Kenny Blankenship and "Olga from Volga"

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Despite threats from Russian police authorities to imprison the mysterious "Olga from Volga", one of the two female kidnappers of Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, she is headed down the aisle instead. At a press conference today,...

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Kenny Blakenship and Vince Romano Released by Two Volga Women

Funny story: Kenny Blakenship and Vince Romano Released by Two Volga Women

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Police authorities in Sochi have announced that Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano were released by their elusive, female Russian kidnappers early this morning. Kenny and Vic, who were kidnapped several nights ago by two Volga women,...

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"Olga from Volga" Offered a Lucrative Contract With Worldwise Wrestling Federation

Funny story: "Olga from Volga" Offered a Lucrative Contract With Worldwise Wrestling Federation

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Worldwise Wrestling Federation (WWF) representatives were in Sochi today to offer "Olga from Volga", one of the anonymous kidnappers of Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, a lucrative wrestling contract with their Iron Butterfly Lady Wr...

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Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano Kidnapped by Two Volga Women

Funny story: Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano Kidnapped by Two Volga Women

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Police authorities in Sochi confirmed that Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano are being held captive by two Volga Women, one of which only identified herself as "Olga from Volga". Kenny and Vic were last seen in the vicinity of the V...

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Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano Mobbed at Sochi Olympic Village

Funny story: Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano Mobbed at Sochi Olympic Village

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Once news got out that Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC) were in the Socchi Olympic Village doing research for their new T.V. show, Sochi Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, athletes from all...

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