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Full English Breakfast Not Really English - It's American

Funny story: Full English Breakfast Not Really English - It's American

The controversial and widely refuted claim was made by US historian, Paul Garfunkel yesterday. A history don at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Garfunkel claims that the 'traditional' full English breakfast as we know it today, was actuall...

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Defiant Local Man Sets Up Home On Cemetery Bench

Funny story: Defiant Local Man Sets Up Home On Cemetery Bench

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, last night reportedly had set up a temporary abode on a bench in Titchfield Cemetery, following a horrendous argument with long suffering wife, Anne, regarding the appropriate applications available for 'real' gravy, as...

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Burnley Apache Chief Cleared Of Animal Cruelty Charges

Funny story: Burnley Apache Chief Cleared Of Animal Cruelty Charges

Well known Burnley Apache Native American Tribe Chief, Geoff Tattersall was completely exonerated of animal cruelty charges by Lord Chief Justice Ken Mither this morning at Burnley Crown Court. Tattersall, who appeared in court under his real name...

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Harry Styles To Work On Ken Mither's Chips N Gravy Van At London Olympics

Funny story: Harry Styles To Work On Ken Mither's Chips N Gravy Van At London Olympics

It's just been announced that Harry Styles out of One Direction (Or 1D as they're known to their fans) is to work on Ken Mither's van, serving pies, chips, mushy peas and real gravy to the general public at the London Olympics. Styles, who was onc...

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Gravy Man, Ken Mither Wins Coveted 2012 Olympics Food Stand Concession

Funny story: Gravy Man, Ken Mither Wins Coveted 2012 Olympics Food Stand Concession

Yorkshire gravy champion, Ken Mither, recently described in media circles as the 'Gravy Man' has announced that he has been awarded a much treasured official food concession stand, outside the Olympic Stadium in Stratford, East London. "Mither be...

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Carol Vorderman Reveals The Truth About Why Piers Morgan Reduced Her To Tears In TV Show

Funny story: Carol Vorderman Reveals The Truth About Why Piers Morgan Reduced Her To Tears In TV Show

Former Countdown maths whizz, and student 'older lady' wank fantasy, Carol Vorderman - arse of the year winner on several occasions, and oft regarded as 'Thinking Man's Crumpet' - today revealed the real reason about why she was reduced to tears on P...

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Yorkshire 'Gravy Man' Ken Mither "Fair Thraped" Following Whistle-Stop Dorking Visit

Funny story: Yorkshire 'Gravy Man' Ken Mither "Fair Thraped" Following Whistle-Stop Dorking Visit

Yorkshire 'proper gravy' campaigner, Ken Mither of Cleckhuddersfax, West Yorkshire, was relaxing at home last night after taking his 'Proper Gravy Wi Chips' campaign all the way to the Surrey town of Dorking, having made the visit in one day on a day...

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"Anna Soubry's A Lying Bastard Bitch Too!" Says Yorkshire VAT Pasty Rebel Ken Mither

Funny story: "Anna Soubry's A Lying Bastard Bitch Too!" Says Yorkshire VAT Pasty Rebel Ken Mither

Hotshot Yorkshire based VAT on pasties rebel, and campaigner for real gravy, Ken Mither, this evening reacted furiously to an edition of the BBC's 'Question Time' programme, after Conservative MP Anna Soubry, a panellist on the programme, stated that...

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"Cameron's A Lying Bastard" - Asserts Yorkshireman

Funny story: "Cameron's A Lying Bastard" - Asserts Yorkshireman

West Yorkshire real gravy campaigner, and pie and pastie VAT rebel, Ken Mither, today renounced Prime Sinister David Cameron, claiming that the PM's claims of eating a Cornish pastie at Leeds railway station was "a load of utter bollocks." Mr Mith...

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"Jailing Internet/Twitter/Facebook Trolls Is Not The Answer" Says Local Man

Funny story: "Jailing Internet/Twitter/Facebook Trolls Is Not The Answer" Says Local Man

In a studied response to the revelation that a Twitter troll of the internet persuasion has been locked up for eight weekendless weeks, after Twitter-trolling the unfortunate circumstances surrounding Bolton Wanderers defender Fabrice Muamba's distur...

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Yorkshire Chips N Gravy Campaigner Ken Mither Backs Greggs In Pie And Pastie VAT Row

Funny story: Yorkshire Chips N Gravy Campaigner Ken Mither Backs Greggs In Pie And Pastie VAT Row

Well known chips and gravy campaigner, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax, West Yorkshire today announced that he would be backing legal moves by bakery giant, Greggs to oppose the imposition of VAT on pies, pasties, and sausage rolls. Further, Mr Mit...

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Grumpy Yorkshireman Plans Chips N Gravy Airdrops For Syrian Rebel Forces

Funny story: Grumpy Yorkshireman Plans Chips N Gravy Airdrops For Syrian Rebel Forces

Grumpy Yorkshire 'Chips N Gravy' campaigner, Ken Mither, 69, of Cleckhuddersfax has announced plans to airdrop emergency supplies of chips and 'proper' gravy to beseiged Syrian rebel fighters in the city of Homs. Announcing his plan in a press con...

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Stalker Nun With Custard Fetish Sectioned After Complaint From Irate Yorkshireman

Funny story: Stalker Nun With Custard Fetish Sectioned After Complaint From Irate Yorkshireman

A nun was sectioned today by the Cleckhuddersfax area mental health team, following a complaint from prominent Chips n Gravy champion, Ken Mither. Mither, 26 (Or so he claims) complained to Cleckhuddersfax Borough Council that he was being stalked...

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Psychopathic Sheep Menace West Yorkshire Chips N Gravy Campaigner

Funny story: Psychopathic Sheep Menace West Yorkshire Chips N Gravy Campaigner

Taciturn Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax was recovering quietly at home today after being menaced by a rampaging flock of psychopathic sheep at the Scrag End bus stop in the West End of the town. The incident happened shortly before l...

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Yorkshireman's Rage Over Cockney Telephone Subterfuge Burnt Gravy Calamity

Funny story: Yorkshireman's Rage Over Cockney Telephone Subterfuge Burnt Gravy Calamity

Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax was left livid Sunday afternoon, following an unfortunate oversight on the part of bolshy wife, Jessie, which resulted in his Sunday roast duck gravy being cremated beyond all recognition, as a result of a...

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Vegetarian Rage As Harry Styles Out Of One Direction Papped Eating Meat Pie In Dorking

Funny story: Vegetarian Rage As Harry Styles Out Of One Direction Papped Eating Meat Pie In Dorking

Vegetarians the length and breadth of the nation were up in arms following the publication of photographs clearly showing Harry out of One Direction tucking into a Tesco's minced beef and onion pie in Dorking. High profile foodies blame Harry's sp...

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Repentant Yorkshireman Admits KFC Gravy Blunder

Funny story: Repentant Yorkshireman Admits KFC Gravy Blunder

Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax today made a public apology for intimating that fast food chain, KFC, failed in its duty of customer service by neglecting to provide gravy with their chips. Mither, 64, had previously stated that he ha...

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Yorkshireman Flatly Refuses KFC Lunchbreak Snack

Funny story: Yorkshireman Flatly Refuses KFC Lunchbreak Snack

Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, 64, of Cleckhuddersfax, today stunned work colleagues by flatly refusing to join them in a lunchbreak KFC takeaway. It seems it's traditional for the team, that when they're working the late shift (2-10pm) of a Friday, one o...

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