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Funny story: Alan Partidge Withdraws From 2016 London Mayoral Contest

Alan Partidge Withdraws From 2016 London Mayoral Contest

Toe-curlingly awkward chat show host, Alan Partridge, has shocked the political world by announcing his withdrawal from the next London Mayoral contest in 2016. The "foot in the mouth" presenter's decision comes after the BBC last night announced...
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Funny story: Thousands of floating voters fail to bail out Boris

Thousands of floating voters fail to bail out Boris

London - A flotilla of search and rescue vessels moored on the Thames has done little to rescue the marooned Mayoral re-election wannabe. Supporters of Red Ken Livingstone say Boris Johnson's prospects are up the proverbial sh*t creek without a pa...
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Funny story: Ed Miliband 'is Red Ken's love child' - reports

Ed Miliband 'is Red Ken's love child' - reports

London - Aides of London Mayor wannabe Ken Livingstone were staying silent as news of his paternity of the Labour leader broke today. Apparently a late 1960s fling with a 'deranged alcoholic slag' saw 'Ed' spawned in the back of a London potting s...
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Funny story: Newt Gingrich Reveals Special Origin of Unusual Name

Newt Gingrich Reveals Special Origin of Unusual Name

Newt Gingrich has tonight revealed the origins of his unusual name. This revelation is set to amuse many, and may shine a light on the dark years of Newt's life when he went missing in the rural countryside of Great Britain. During the late 197...
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Funny story: Ken Livingstone Eyes 2012 Comeback

Ken Livingstone Eyes 2012 Comeback

'Red Ken' Livingstone has expressed his intention to make a screen comeback in 2012. But there is cynicism in the film community following the collapse of his movie franchise in 2008. One critic said bluntly: "Ken's now over 60, he just can't...
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Funny story: Red Ken Grabs Olympic Flag from Boris Notgoodenough!

Red Ken Grabs Olympic Flag from Boris Notgoodenough!

In a startling event at the Bird's nest in beijing during the closing ceremonies, former London Mayor Ken Livingstone ran onto the podium and spirited the Olympic flag away from the meaty paws of recently elected Boris Johnson! Livingstone did in...
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Funny story: Hellfire Club plot to oust Gorgon Brown and slip in Ken Livingstone as PM

Hellfire Club plot to oust Gorgon Brown and slip in Ken Livingstone as PM

London - (Ass Mess): Ken Livingstone is being backed by a Hellfire Club cabal to stand for Parliament and challenge Gorgon Brown for the job of Prime Monster.
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Funny story: Ken Livingstone suspected of Whaling

Ken Livingstone suspected of Whaling

It is not known for sure, but 'Red' Ken Livingstone, the former Mayor of London, is thought to be one of 3 people who are responsible for the sacking of one of Britain's best-loved or most hated radio presenters. The othe...
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Funny story: Boris admits first and last mistake as Mayor

Boris admits first and last mistake as Mayor

KEN Livingstone could serve a third term as London Mayor after Boris Johnson turned down the job.
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Funny story: Boris Johnson In 'Prime Minister Mix-up'

Boris Johnson In 'Prime Minister Mix-up'

Boris Johnson was last night declared the winner of the London Mayoral Election after a landslide victory over his main rival Ken Livingstone, but even as the results emerged, confusion reigned in the Johnson camp.
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Funny story: Boris & Ken Demand Recount After Brian Is Crowned Pearly Queen of London

Boris & Ken Demand Recount After Brian Is Crowned Pearly Queen of London

The London Mayoral result was sensationally overturned in the early hours of this morning when lawyers acting for Lib Dem candidate Brian Paddick invoked an arcane London bye-law forbidding heterosexual men with the initials 'K' or 'B'...
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Funny story: This man could kill YOU

This man could kill YOU

As the race to be London Mayor hits the home straight and 'hots up' Boris Johnson has addressed the growing issue of Noise Pollution.
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Funny story: A Socialist, a Gay Bobbie and Boris and Natasha Walk into an Election...

A Socialist, a Gay Bobbie and Boris and Natasha Walk into an Election...

Sound like the opening of a bad joke? And so it is, as the election for Lord High Mayor of London comes down to the wire. Londoneers across the sprawling, grid-locked (sorry, Red Ken) metropolis are still trying to make up their minds amid the three...
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Funny story: Mayoral hopeful Brian Paddywacker still #1 gay choice, Boris Badenov showers to increase appeal

Mayoral hopeful Brian Paddywacker still #1 gay choice, Boris Badenov showers to increase appeal

In the latest Mayoral polls, Brian Paddywacker remains the clear choice of the gay community based on his excellent track record of good personal grooming and despite his relatively catty demeanor, although Boris Badenov recently increased hi...
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Funny story: Reds Can Halt Jinx at Chelsea

Reds Can Halt Jinx at Chelsea

Liverpool boss, Rafael Benitez, believes his side can overcome its poor record at Chelsea and reach the Champions League final.
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Funny story: Ken Livingstone - "Boris Is My Baby" Shock!

Ken Livingstone - "Boris Is My Baby" Shock!

The London Today TV programme today revealed that London's Mayor, Ken Livingstone, has fathered five children by three different women.
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Funny story: Livingstone denies My-Lean Ass is his daughter

Livingstone denies My-Lean Ass is his daughter

London - (Ass Mess): London Mayor Ken Livingstone has denied that pianist and former Hear'Say pop singer Myleene Klass is his daughter.
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Funny story: London Mayor Caught With Pants Down

London Mayor Caught With Pants Down

Sources close to London mayor Ken Livingstone have admitted today that his position is fast becoming untenable after he was photographed with his underpants around his ankles in a public convenience near City Hall.
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