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Corbyn to Exhume Thatcher

Funny story: Corbyn to Exhume Thatcher

Labour Leadership frontrunner Jeremy Corbyn today told supporters that were he to be elected Prime Minister he would exhume the body of Margaret Thatcher and place it on trial for her crimes and expunging her premiership from history. "First I wi...

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Boris Gudenuf for London Mayor again

Londoners have shown their Masonite enabling love of the true blue yet again by electing the mop top Tory blond Boris Gudenuf for another turd, or is that term? The leather faced goodbye boy Lank Kivington said it had been a good blow job by blow...

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Alan Partidge Withdraws From 2016 London Mayoral Contest

Funny story: Alan Partidge Withdraws From 2016 London Mayoral Contest

Toe-curlingly awkward chat show host, Alan Partridge, has shocked the political world by announcing his withdrawal from the next London Mayoral contest in 2016. The "foot in the mouth" presenter's decision comes after the BBC last night announced...

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Thousands of floating voters fail to bail out Boris

Funny story: Thousands of floating voters fail to bail out Boris

London - A flotilla of search and rescue vessels moored on the Thames has done little to rescue the marooned Mayoral re-election wannabe. Supporters of Red Ken Livingstone say Boris Johnson's prospects are up the proverbial sh*t creek without a pa...

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Ed Miliband 'is Red Ken's love child' - reports

Funny story: Ed Miliband 'is Red Ken's love child' - reports

London - Aides of London Mayor wannabe Ken Livingstone were staying silent as news of his paternity of the Labour leader broke today. Apparently a late 1960s fling with a 'deranged alcoholic slag' saw 'Ed' spawned in the back of a London potting s...

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Newt Gingrich Reveals Special Origin of Unusual Name

Funny story: Newt Gingrich Reveals Special Origin of Unusual Name

Newt Gingrich has tonight revealed the origins of his unusual name. This revelation is set to amuse many, and may shine a light on the dark years of Newt's life when he went missing in the rural countryside of Great Britain. During the late 197...

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Ken Livingstone Eyes 2012 Comeback

Funny story: Ken Livingstone Eyes 2012 Comeback

'Red Ken' Livingstone has expressed his intention to make a screen comeback in 2012. But there is cynicism in the film community following the collapse of his movie franchise in 2008. One critic said bluntly: "Ken's now over 60, he just can't...

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Red Ken Grabs Olympic Flag from Boris Notgoodenough!

Funny story: Red Ken Grabs Olympic Flag from Boris Notgoodenough!

In a startling event at the Bird's nest in beijing during the closing ceremonies, former London Mayor Ken Livingstone ran onto the podium and spirited the Olympic flag away from the meaty paws of recently elected Boris Johnson! Livingstone did in...

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Hellfire Club plot to oust Gorgon Brown and slip in Ken Livingstone as PM

Funny story: Hellfire Club plot to oust Gorgon Brown and slip in Ken Livingstone as PM

London - (Ass Mess): Ken Livingstone is being backed by a Hellfire Club cabal to stand for Parliament and challenge Gorgon Brown for the job of Prime Monster.

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Ken Livingstone suspected of Whaling

Funny story: Ken Livingstone suspected of Whaling

It is not known for sure, but 'Red' Ken Livingstone, the former Mayor of London, is thought to be one of 3 people who are responsible for the sacking of one of Britain's best-loved or most hated radio presenters. The othe...

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Boris admits first and last mistake as Mayor

KEN Livingstone could serve a third term as London Mayor after Boris Johnson turned down the job.

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Boris Johnson In 'Prime Minister Mix-up'

Funny story: Boris Johnson In 'Prime Minister Mix-up'

Boris Johnson was last night declared the winner of the London Mayoral Election after a landslide victory over his main rival Ken Livingstone, but even as the results emerged, confusion reigned in the Johnson camp.

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Boris & Ken Demand Recount After Brian Is Crowned Pearly Queen of London

Funny story: Boris & Ken Demand Recount After Brian Is Crowned Pearly Queen of London

The London Mayoral result was sensationally overturned in the early hours of this morning when lawyers acting for Lib Dem candidate Brian Paddick invoked an arcane London bye-law forbidding heterosexual men with the initials 'K' or 'B'...

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This man could kill YOU

Funny story: This man could kill YOU

As the race to be London Mayor hits the home straight and 'hots up' Boris Johnson has addressed the growing issue of Noise Pollution.

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A Socialist, a Gay Bobbie and Boris and Natasha Walk into an Election...

Funny story: A Socialist, a Gay Bobbie and Boris and Natasha Walk into an Election...

Sound like the opening of a bad joke? And so it is, as the election for Lord High Mayor of London comes down to the wire. Londoneers across the sprawling, grid-locked (sorry, Red Ken) metropolis are still trying to make up their minds amid the three...

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Mayoral hopeful Brian Paddywacker still #1 gay choice, Boris Badenov showers to increase appeal

Funny story: Mayoral hopeful Brian Paddywacker still #1 gay choice, Boris Badenov showers to increase appeal

In the latest Mayoral polls, Brian Paddywacker remains the clear choice of the gay community based on his excellent track record of good personal grooming and despite his relatively catty demeanor, although Boris Badenov recently increased hi...

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Reds Can Halt Jinx at Chelsea

Funny story: Reds Can Halt Jinx at Chelsea

Liverpool boss, Rafael Benitez, believes his side can overcome its poor record at Chelsea and reach the Champions League final.

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Ken Livingstone - "Boris Is My Baby" Shock!

Funny story: Ken Livingstone - "Boris Is My Baby" Shock!

The London Today TV programme today revealed that London's Mayor, Ken Livingstone, has fathered five children by three different women.

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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