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Teachers sentenced for sex with studentsA former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.
All-male "bikini coffee shop" bustedAn all-male "bikini coffee shop" in Everett, WA, was busted after female customers complained that the "cream" in their coffee wasn't exactly cream--not the dairy kind, at any rate.
Al Pacino's latest blockbusterIn his portrayal of a "sick bastard" who enjoys sex with animals, Al Pacino "plays with pussies" in his latest film, "Mange Horny."
Airlines' plan to stop onboard "knee defender" fightsTo prevent violence over passengers' defense of their knee space, airlines are now requiring above-the-knee amputations prior to passengers' boarding of aircraft--unless they've paid for first class.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt marryNow that he's made an "honest woman" of Angelina, Brad says the "thrill" in their relationship is "gone."
Donald Trump Does Ice Bucket Challenge and Melts Away"I've never seen anything like it-first his hair turned green and then he started to melt" said a bystander. "Just like the Wizard of Oz!" shouted another. Everyone then cheered for 2 hours straight.
Angry Birds CEO to step downAngry Birds CEO Mikael Hed will not head the Finnish company next year; he is being replaced because he is not "choleric" enough to effectively represent the hostile video game franchise.
Ft. Hood shooter seeks releaseNidal Hasan, the Army shrink who killed 13 people in his 2009 shooting spree at Ft. Hood, TX, asked to be paroled so he can "have the privilege" of joining ISIS. President Obama may order his pardon.
Chelsea Clinton "insulted" by NBC requestSpoiled brat Chelsea Clinton told NBC to take their job and "shove it," insulted by the request that she continue to intern at her current annual salary of $60,000." "I want more!" she explained.
Scientific Testing Proves:Fox News does make you stupid.
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