Justice Secretary Ken Clarke is preparing himself for a 100% discount on his political career after his plans to half the sentence of convicted criminals in England and Wales who chose to plead guilty to their crimes, were shelved.
New York - His sex crime views are the stuff of misogynist rapture amid a mounting press furor.
Today a groundswell of pubic opinion is backing Clarke to take the stand supporting the beleaguered IMF ex-CEO.
"Ken would make an ideal expert witn...
When Justice Minister Ken Clarke ambled into the BBC radio 5 live studio with his alto sax he offered to give listeners some of his best jazz licks.
Modern jazz can have the odd dissonant note, at times it is nothing else, so not everyone was keen...
Kenneth Clarke, the human face of Conservatism, and (for the moment) Justice Secretary has been told by Prime Minister, Cameron to 'CUT IT OUT!', following Clarke's comments in the 'Daily Telegraph' (of all places) that the middle classes have not ap...
UK Prisoners are to be made to work for forty hours a week under new guidelines from the home office.
"The devil is in the detail," said Ken Clarke. "Who will supervise them? What will they do?"
A sneak peak at what is to come answers both of t...
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