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Funny story: Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

I bought an inexpensive microwave at Bucky's Bucking Bronco Big Lots Extravaganza today. Way out there on the fringes of the city, that hideous store stands like a cinder-box outhouse on the busy thoroughfare. I'm going to take pictures with my n...
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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternate vagina."

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternate vagina."

Kellyanne Conway, a Counselor to President Trump, yesterday during an interview with the Wichita Weekly Shopper admitted she is a transgender woman and has an "alternate vagina." Ms. Conway says she has been transgender since she was an infant, s...
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Funny story: America's Newest Heroes: After Tragic Burning, Willem Defoe & Denis Leary Donate Faces to Kellyanne Conway for Transplant...

America's Newest Heroes: After Tragic Burning, Willem Defoe & Denis Leary Donate Faces to Kellyanne Conway for Transplant...

We've all seen the videos. The press conference. When America's newest sweetheart, Kellyanne Conway's pants suddenly, and shockingly, burst into flames during a discussion about "facts". The most popular of these youtube videos is titled "why-are...
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Funny story: Walking Dead Zombies Responsible For 3,000,000 Illegal Votes Cast by Dead People - Trump Allegations Vindicated.

Walking Dead Zombies Responsible For 3,000,000 Illegal Votes Cast by Dead People - Trump Allegations Vindicated.

There had been much debate about Donald Trump's completely unsubstantiated claims that three million illegal votes were cast in the 2016 election. This claim was brought up by the press corps (no pun intended) ad nauseum, as well as their questi...
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Funny story: State Department Confused About Extreme Vetting Agency Maternity Leaves Through The Roof

State Department Confused About Extreme Vetting Agency Maternity Leaves Through The Roof

The U.S. State Department has asked the Trump Administration for clarification on the development of a new Extreme Immigration policy. Since Donald Trump has taken office State Department officials have been working hard at revamping current refugee...
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Funny story: Bowling Green Massacre Victims Honored After 370 Years

Bowling Green Massacre Victims Honored After 370 Years

Today distant descendants of the Lenape Indian tribe gathered in Bowling Green to pay respects to their ancestors from 1643. Also attending were some distant Dutch descendants whose great, great, great, great cousins and grandparents might have helpe...
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Funny story: Bowling Green Suicide Sinkhole Apprehended After Its Latest Massacre

Bowling Green Suicide Sinkhole Apprehended After Its Latest Massacre

Bowling Green, KY-Yelling "Allahu Akbar!" the suicide sinkhole that attacked eight Corvettes in the Corvette Museum in February of 2012 reappeared today, in Kellyanne Conway's imagination, to unleash on the midsize town of 63,000 souls a horrendo...
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Funny story: Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway!

Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway!

Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway! Sure, everyone KNOWS what the "fake media" says about KellyAnne Elizabeth Conway, but how much do we REALLY know about her? This intrepid reporter decided to find out, and went slogging through public records, numerous internet news sites, and the back pages of the National Inquirer to scope out the true alternate facts about the mysteriou...
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Funny story: The Grim Reaper to Attend President-elect Donald Trump's Inauguration

The Grim Reaper to Attend President-elect Donald Trump's Inauguration

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Trump spokesperson and Slytherin wannabe Kellyanne Conway announced today on FOX News that the Grim Reaper would be attending President-elect Trump's Inauguration on January 20. Explained Mrs. Conway, through her forked tongue: "Y...
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Funny story: Hillary's "Secret" Emails Released: Shocking Revelation

Hillary's "Secret" Emails Released: Shocking Revelation

The mystery about Hillary Clinton's "missing" emails has finally been solved, and you may be surprised at the answer. Hillary Clinton is a power shopper. The truth is, a great number of Hillary's deleted emails, which were uncovered by the Los...
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Funny story: Trump Surrogate Says The World is A Computer Simulation

Trump Surrogate Says The World is A Computer Simulation

We are living in a 'post-fact' or 'post-truth' world. Not merely a world where politicians and media lie - they have always lied - but one where they don't care whether they tell the truth or not. When Putin annexed the Crimea he claimed there were...
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"After Impeachment, I'll Just Run A Car Lot." Says President Trump

"A nice quiet used car lot in New Jersey," Trump wistfully said, then he added "who knew this presidency thing was so complicated?"
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