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Funny story: The Lady Gaga Vs. Sharon Osbourne Feud Is Heating Up

The Lady Gaga Vs. Sharon Osbourne Feud Is Heating Up

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga and Sharon Osbourne have become embroiled in a nasty feud that started when Sharon's 28-year-old daughter Kelly made some unkind comments about Lady Gaga. It appears that Kelly stated that Lady Gaga needed to stop wearing...
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Funny story: The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast III

The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast III

Heya OMG I just had that awkward moment when you're so bored that you forget to wipe, ooh smelly fingers. Anyway I got so bored that I came on Facebook, but then Facebook bored me so I logged off but then I got bored so I went on Facebook, soooo random right? Gonna have myself a big Facebook mooch tonight. I've got the popcorn on tap and a whole case of blue wkd's. Mom's gonna be so pissed when...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Is Furious At Joan Rivers For Insinuating That She Is Pregnant

Christina Aguilera Is Furious At Joan Rivers For Insinuating That She Is Pregnant

BEVERLY HILLS - Christina Aguilera was sitting at The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive getting her roots colored and her feet massaged. As she was sitting in a plush chair talking to the salon's owner FuFi Fondue she saw Joan Rivers on the salon...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Running Out Of Costume Ideas Shows Up To A Cher Tribute Wearing A Lap Dancers Outfit

Lady Gaga Running Out Of Costume Ideas Shows Up To A Cher Tribute Wearing A Lap Dancers Outfit

MANHATTAN - Lady Gaga was the featured performer at The Musical Tribute To Cher which was held at The Radio City Music Hall. The event sponsored by CoverGal's New Revolutionary Eyelash Extenders was attended by several noted celebrities including...
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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Is Tired of Kelly Osbourne's Trash Talk

Kelly Clarkson Is Tired of Kelly Osbourne's Trash Talk

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Clarkson recently appeared on X-Factor where she sang her hit song "Stronger." After the show she spoke backstage with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors. Miss V asked Kelly how she was feeling after recently having had a little female...
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Funny story: The Sparks Fly In The Christina Aguilera Vs. Kelly Osbourne Feud

The Sparks Fly In The Christina Aguilera Vs. Kelly Osbourne Feud

LOS ANGELES - Kelly Osbourne has been hanging around Joan Rivers for too long. The little pixie haired daughter of Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne has really fired off some angry remarks at Christina Aguilera. Kelly recently told Vodka Vermicelli of iRum...
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Funny story: Kelly Osbourne Rekindles Her Nasty Feud With Christina Aguilera

Kelly Osbourne Rekindles Her Nasty Feud With Christina Aguilera

QUEENS, New York - Kelly Osbourne was in Queens visiting an old high school friend when she ran into Ashburn Wasabi a reporter for The Right Coast Illustrated Revue. Wasabi was having dinner with his girlfriend at a local Shanghi Sue's Sushi Sandw...
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Funny story: Duchess of Cambridge Mistaken For Tree By Nesting Bird

Duchess of Cambridge Mistaken For Tree By Nesting Bird

A spokesman for the Duchess of Cambridge has announced that, yes, the rumours are all true. Kate was mistaken for a tree the other day, whilst on a tour of Birmingham with her husband the Duke. "The mistake was due to Kate's prettily decorated...
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Funny story: The Christina Aguilera - Kelly Osbourne Feud Is Getting Quite Heated!

The Christina Aguilera - Kelly Osbourne Feud Is Getting Quite Heated!

NEW YORK CITY - The daughter of America's Got Talent Judge Sharon Osbourne and the rock and roll Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne is showing that she's got a pretty good potty mouth on her and she is not afraid to show it. Kelly Osbourne, visiting...
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Funny story: Spokesperson for the Duchess Of Cambridge Hits Back At Kelly Osbourne Criticism

Spokesperson for the Duchess Of Cambridge Hits Back At Kelly Osbourne Criticism

A spokesman for The Duchess of Cambridge has hit back at criticism from Kelly Osborne about recycling her fabulous dresses. The spokesman is said to have asked "What planet is Kelly Osborne living on? I work with some of the most out of touch p...
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Funny story: Kelly Osborne writes a new page of scientific discovery

Kelly Osborne writes a new page of scientific discovery

Kelly Michelle Lee Osbourne (born 27 October 1984) is a British media personality, television personality, host, judge, fashion designer, singer, and actress, best known for being the daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. All of the above is fact...
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Funny story: Kelly Osbourne Infatuated By Bristol Palin Says That Sarah's Little Girl Will Win It All On 'Dancing With The Stars"

Kelly Osbourne Infatuated By Bristol Palin Says That Sarah's Little Girl Will Win It All On 'Dancing With The Stars"

BEVERLY HILLS - Kelly Osbourne, the daughter of rock icon Ozzy Osbourne and quintessential judge Sharon Osbourne was shopping at a clothes shop on Rodeo Drive. She was asked if she felt that Bristol Palin has a shot at going all the way on Dancing...
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Funny story: Kelly Osbourne Confesses She Has Fallen Madly In Love With Chace Crawford

Kelly Osbourne Confesses She Has Fallen Madly In Love With Chace Crawford

SANTA MONICA BEACH, California - Kelly Osbourne was spotted sunning herself on Santa Monica Beach with none other than the star of Gossip Girl, Chace Crawford, by her side. Kelly wore a skimpy pink bikini swimsuit that looks like it could have com...
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Funny story: Katy Perry, Beyonce, Peaches Geldof and Others Rockin' and Rollin' at L.A.'s Coachella Music Festival

Katy Perry, Beyonce, Peaches Geldof and Others Rockin' and Rollin' at L.A.'s Coachella Music Festival

LOS ANGELES - The weather was great. The food was good. And the young starlets and singers were prancin', dancin', and romancin' all over the effen place. Beyonce and her man Jay-Z were on stage singing and acting like they literally owned the pla...
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Funny story: Kelly Osbourne (who?) would rather be a skinny Junkie than a fat Miss Piggy!

Kelly Osbourne (who?) would rather be a skinny Junkie than a fat Miss Piggy!

Talented? famous? super-brat daughter of that other infamous tatooed Alco/Junk, Ozzy Osbourne, has admitted to the world that she would rather be a Junkie than look like Miss Piggy! Actually, her only claim to fame is being the daughter of an anci...
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Funny story: Kelly Osbourne Enjoyed Dancing With The Stars So Much She Asks To Return Again Next Season

Kelly Osbourne Enjoyed Dancing With The Stars So Much She Asks To Return Again Next Season

HOLLYWOOD - The cute, little, dumpling Kelly Osbourne said that she had such a fantastic time performing on Dancing With The Stars that she has asked the producers to allow her to return and compete again next year. Dancing With The Stars Producer...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Mya's The Favorite, Osmond and Osbourne Are The Underdogs

Dancing With The Stars: Mya's The Favorite, Osmond and Osbourne Are The Underdogs

HOLLYWOOD - The sleek, svelte, and sultry Mya is the odds-on-favorite to win Dancing With The Stars coveted Mirror Ball Trophy. But also with their eyes set on the Top Prize are Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's little girl Kelly and Marie Osmond's older...
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Funny story: Playmate Joanna Krupa Airbrushed Off Dancing With The Stars

Playmate Joanna Krupa Airbrushed Off Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The sexy, svelte, and sultry Joanna Krupa has been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. The bottom two couples were Kelly Osbourne and her partner Louis Van Amstel and Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough. The other two DWTS couples who...
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