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Funny story:  Kelly Clarkson Talks Candidly About Her Yo-Yo Dieting

Kelly Clarkson Talks Candidly About Her Yo-Yo Dieting

DUBLIN, Ireland - Kelly Clarkson performed before a sell out crowd at Dublin's O2 Arena. After her concert she spoke backstage with a reporter for The Irish Eyes News Agency, Colleen Corkincannon. Clarkson was asked what she thought about Irela...
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Funny story:  Kelly Clarkson and Toby Keith Both Turn Down American Idol

Kelly Clarkson and Toby Keith Both Turn Down American Idol

LOS ANGELES - Mariah Carey has recently signed a $17 million contract to take Jennifer Lopez's judge's place on American Idol. Word out of Tinsel Town is that the very first American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson was offered to be an AI judge as well...
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Funny story:  After Seeing Kelly Clarkson's Album Sales Shoot Up 442% After She Endorses Ron Paul, Kanye West Decides To Endorse Michele Bachmann

After Seeing Kelly Clarkson's Album Sales Shoot Up 442% After She Endorses Ron Paul, Kanye West Decides To Endorse Michele Bachmann

DALLAS - Kelly Clarkson says that she is absolutely shocked at the fantastic surge in record sales after she announced that she would vote for Ron Paul for president. The Texas native said that at first she was concerned because a lot of haters to...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Divulges Her Illness

Taylor Swift Divulges Her Illness

MEMPHIS - Taylor Swift is presently in talks with Lions Door Pictures about the possibility of starring in the film A Fussin' and A Fightin' - The Tonya Tucker Story. The movie is based on the book Delta Dawn Does Da Darn Delta by noted country mu...
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Funny story:  Kelly Clarkson Is Shocked At The Haters Remarks Regarding Her Support of Ron Paul

Kelly Clarkson Is Shocked At The Haters Remarks Regarding Her Support of Ron Paul

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Popular songstress Kelly Clarkson has stated that she cannot believe the mean-spirited comments and remarks that she has been receiving on Twitter from individuals who lashed out at her for her remarks in support of GOP presidential...
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Funny story:  Kelly Clarkson Is Tired of Kelly Osbourne's Trash Talk

Kelly Clarkson Is Tired of Kelly Osbourne's Trash Talk

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Clarkson recently appeared on X-Factor where she sang her hit song "Stronger." After the show she spoke backstage with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors. Miss V asked Kelly how she was feeling after recently having had a little female...
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Funny story:  The Cause of The LeAnn Rimes - Kelly Clarkson Feud

The Cause of The LeAnn Rimes - Kelly Clarkson Feud

NASHVILLE - LeAnn Rimes has lately been in the news more because of her tremendous weight loss than for anything to do with singing. The country music songstress has admitted to getting down to 67 pounds. She says that her husband Eddie Cibrian, w...
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Funny story:  Kelly Clarkson Makes It Very Clear That Kathy Griffin Better Cool It With The 'Fat' Jokes

Kelly Clarkson Makes It Very Clear That Kathy Griffin Better Cool It With The 'Fat' Jokes

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Clarkson recently performed on Dancing With The Stars where the audience absolutely loved her brand new song "Dancing In Step To Wynonna." After the show the producer Bernadette Penderlicki asked Kelly if she would like to appear...
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Funny story:  The Producers of American Idol 'Adamantly Demand' That Contestants Lauren Alaina, James Durbin, and Jacob Lusk All Lose Weight

The Producers of American Idol 'Adamantly Demand' That Contestants Lauren Alaina, James Durbin, and Jacob Lusk All Lose Weight

LOS ANGELES - In a move that has a lot of viewers of the top rated reality show American Idol up in arms, the shows producers have sent in-house memos to three of the remaining six contestants that they need to lose some weight. The shows producer...
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Funny story:  The Very First American Idol Winner Kelly Clarkson Reveals Who Her Favorite and Least Favorite 2011 American Idol Contestants Are

The Very First American Idol Winner Kelly Clarkson Reveals Who Her Favorite and Least Favorite 2011 American Idol Contestants Are

RALEIGH, North Carolina - Kelly Clarkson, the very first winner on American Idol performed before a sold-out crowd at The Nicotine Stained Ashtray Auditorium in Raleigh. After the concert she spoke backstage with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette...
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Funny story:  Kelly Clarkson Says That American Idol's Lauren "Peaches" Alaina Needs To Stop Dressing Like A Backwoods Hillbilly

Kelly Clarkson Says That American Idol's Lauren "Peaches" Alaina Needs To Stop Dressing Like A Backwoods Hillbilly

HOLLYWOOD - The very first winner of American Idol, Kelly Clarkson has told AI host Ryan Seacrest that he needs to tell his fellow Georgia peach that she needs to stop dressing like a backwoods hillbilly. Clarkson said that she came very close to...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record Kelly Clarkson's Big Hit "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It, My Bad"

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record Kelly Clarkson's Big Hit "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It, My Bad"

SAN FRANCISCO - The trio of teen queens was in the "City By The Bay" visiting the historic Alcatraz Federal Prison. Miley said that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, knew several men who had actually been incarcerated in the prison out in the middle of Sa...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Says He Has A Crush On Kelly Clarkson - "I Like Older Women With Meat On Their Bones"

Justin Bieber Says He Has A Crush On Kelly Clarkson - "I Like Older Women With Meat On Their Bones"

LOS ANGELES - Teen singing sensation Justin Bieber was in Los Angeles appearing on several local morning shows when he was asked if he had seen the American Idol finale show. He answered that he had. He was asked who he had picked to win. He said...
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Funny story:  Kelly Clarkson's Hit Song "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It" Hits #1

Kelly Clarkson's Hit Song "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It" Hits #1

CHICAGO - Kelly Clarkson was in town to sing the National Anthem at a Chicago Cubs games when she was asked about her most recent song. Clarkson, beamed with pride, as she said that her song "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It" went from being numb...
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Funny story:  Kelly Clarkson Blames Her Weight Gain on Record Mogul Clive Davis

Kelly Clarkson Blames Her Weight Gain on Record Mogul Clive Davis

EAU CLAIRE, Wisconsin - Kelly Clarkson's personal hair stylist Jose of San Jose has revealed that the Texas songstress has been very depressed of late. José, as his Hispanic friends refer to him, was with Clarkson while she accepted a life time ac...
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Funny story:  Kelly Clarkson Says Everyone Better Stop Saying She's Fat Or Else She'll Never Sing Again

Kelly Clarkson Says Everyone Better Stop Saying She's Fat Or Else She'll Never Sing Again

MINOT, North Dakota - The winner of the very first season on American Idol, Kelly Clarkson performed at Minot's The Damn It's Cold Palace Arena before a near sellout crowd. Kelly was asked after her performance why she would have a black rap band...
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Funny story:  Kelly Clarkson Defends Her Weight Gain - It's No Problem, I'll Just Wear Black

Kelly Clarkson Defends Her Weight Gain - It's No Problem, I'll Just Wear Black

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Kelly Clarkson, who was the very first American Idol winner, was in Natchez performing at a concert in The When Dem Cotton Balls Get Rotten Convention Center. And as always the gal from Texas put on quite a performance. She...
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Funny story:  Clarkson almost tops UK charts

Clarkson almost tops UK charts

The world of rap music was today celebrating its newest sensation with the unexpected success of Jeremy Clarkson's debut album. Songs featured on The Best Rap Album....In the World include Top Gear, where the petrolhead sings about an encounter w...
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