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Newlywed Kelly Clarkson Is Not A Happy Bride

Funny story: Newlywed Kelly Clarkson Is Not A Happy Bride

HENDERSON, Tennessee - Well is sure didn't take long for the honeymoon to wear off. Word out of Henderson, Tennessee, home of Kelly Clarkson and her brand new husband Brandon Blackstock, is that the very first American Idol winner is an unhappy br...

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Kelly Clarkson Tells Her Critics That Her Weight Is Perfect

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Tells Her Critics That Her Weight Is Perfect

NASHVILLE - Kelly Clarkson recently said that ever since she got engaged she has been walking around on Cloud 9. She spoke with Savannah Kettle of Glamboyant Magazine and said that she is proud to become a member of Reba "The Red Queen" McEntire's...

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Kelly Clarkson Explains Why She Turned Down Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Explains Why She Turned Down Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is currently looking for celebrities to appear on the next edition of the hit dance show. Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld spoke with DWTS host Tom Bergeron and asked if the rumor that Kelly Clarkson would be a...

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Kelly Clarkson Says That Full-Figured Women Make The Best Wives

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Says That Full-Figured Women Make The Best Wives

CUCAMONGA, California - Kelly Clarkson has stated many times that she does not have to be as skinny as LeAnn Rimes to feel good about herself. The country music singer performed at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga and she was talking backsta...

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Kelly Clarkson Says "No" To American Idol

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Says "No" To American Idol

LOS ANGELES - The very first winner on American Idol, Kelly Clarkson has reportedly been asked to be a judge on next season's edition of the singing competition show. According to Music Moments Magazine, the producers of AI want Kelly to take over...

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The Grammy Awards Show - Kelly Clarkson Says Her Weight Gain Is Due To Happiness

Funny story: The Grammy Awards Show - Kelly Clarkson Says Her Weight Gain Is Due To Happiness

LOS ANGELES - LL Cool J hosted The 55th Annual Grammy Awards Show from The Staples Center in Los Angeles. At the start of the show he reminded everyone that CBS executives had issued a memorandum stating that they did not want any of the women pre...

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Kelly Clarkson Talks Candidly About Her Yo-Yo Dieting

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Talks Candidly About Her Yo-Yo Dieting

DUBLIN, Ireland - Kelly Clarkson performed before a sell out crowd at Dublin's O2 Arena. After her concert she spoke backstage with a reporter for The Irish Eyes News Agency, Colleen Corkincannon. Clarkson was asked what she thought about Irela...

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Kelly Clarkson and Toby Keith Both Turn Down American Idol

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson and Toby Keith Both Turn Down American Idol

LOS ANGELES - Mariah Carey has recently signed a $17 million contract to take Jennifer Lopez's judge's place on American Idol. Word out of Tinsel Town is that the very first American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson was offered to be an AI judge as well...

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After Seeing Kelly Clarkson's Album Sales Shoot Up 442% After She Endorses Ron Paul, Kanye West Decides To Endorse Michele Bachmann

Funny story: After Seeing Kelly Clarkson's Album Sales Shoot Up 442% After She Endorses Ron Paul, Kanye West Decides To Endorse Michele Bachmann

DALLAS - Kelly Clarkson says that she is absolutely shocked at the fantastic surge in record sales after she announced that she would vote for Ron Paul for president. The Texas native said that at first she was concerned because a lot of haters to...

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Taylor Swift Divulges Her Illness

Funny story: Taylor Swift Divulges Her Illness

MEMPHIS - Taylor Swift is presently in talks with Lions Door Pictures about the possibility of starring in the film A Fussin' and A Fightin' - The Tonya Tucker Story. The movie is based on the book Delta Dawn Does Da Darn Delta by noted country mu...

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Kelly Clarkson Is Shocked At The Haters Remarks Regarding Her Support of Ron Paul

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Is Shocked At The Haters Remarks Regarding Her Support of Ron Paul

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Popular songstress Kelly Clarkson has stated that she cannot believe the mean-spirited comments and remarks that she has been receiving on Twitter from individuals who lashed out at her for her remarks in support of GOP presidential...

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Kelly Clarkson Is Tired of Kelly Osbourne's Trash Talk

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Is Tired of Kelly Osbourne's Trash Talk

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Clarkson recently appeared on X-Factor where she sang her hit song "Stronger." After the show she spoke backstage with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors. Miss V asked Kelly how she was feeling after recently having had a little female...

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The Cause of The LeAnn Rimes - Kelly Clarkson Feud

Funny story: The Cause of The LeAnn Rimes - Kelly Clarkson Feud

NASHVILLE - LeAnn Rimes has lately been in the news more because of her tremendous weight loss than for anything to do with singing. The country music songstress has admitted to getting down to 67 pounds. She says that her husband Eddie Cibrian, w...

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Kelly Clarkson Makes It Very Clear That Kathy Griffin Better Cool It With The 'Fat' Jokes

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Makes It Very Clear That Kathy Griffin Better Cool It With The 'Fat' Jokes

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Clarkson recently performed on Dancing With The Stars where the audience absolutely loved her brand new song "Dancing In Step To Wynonna." After the show the producer Bernadette Penderlicki asked Kelly if she would like to appear...

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The Producers of American Idol 'Adamantly Demand' That Contestants Lauren Alaina, James Durbin, and Jacob Lusk All Lose Weight

Funny story: The Producers of American Idol 'Adamantly Demand' That Contestants Lauren Alaina, James Durbin, and Jacob Lusk All Lose Weight

LOS ANGELES - In a move that has a lot of viewers of the top rated reality show American Idol up in arms, the shows producers have sent in-house memos to three of the remaining six contestants that they need to lose some weight. The shows producer...

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The Very First American Idol Winner Kelly Clarkson Reveals Who Her Favorite and Least Favorite 2011 American Idol Contestants Are

Funny story: The Very First American Idol Winner Kelly Clarkson Reveals Who Her Favorite and Least Favorite 2011 American Idol Contestants Are

RALEIGH, North Carolina - Kelly Clarkson, the very first winner on American Idol performed before a sold-out crowd at The Nicotine Stained Ashtray Auditorium in Raleigh. After the concert she spoke backstage with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette...

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Kelly Clarkson Says That American Idol's Lauren "Peaches" Alaina Needs To Stop Dressing Like A Backwoods Hillbilly

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Says That American Idol's Lauren "Peaches" Alaina Needs To Stop Dressing Like A Backwoods Hillbilly

HOLLYWOOD - The very first winner of American Idol, Kelly Clarkson has told AI host Ryan Seacrest that he needs to tell his fellow Georgia peach that she needs to stop dressing like a backwoods hillbilly. Clarkson said that she came very close to...

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Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record Kelly Clarkson's Big Hit "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It, My Bad"

Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record Kelly Clarkson's Big Hit "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It, My Bad"

SAN FRANCISCO - The trio of teen queens was in the "City By The Bay" visiting the historic Alcatraz Federal Prison. Miley said that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, knew several men who had actually been incarcerated in the prison out in the middle of Sa...

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