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Bang To Animal Rights

Funny story: Bang To Animal Rights

In an effort to impress the animal rights campaigner who has moved in at the end of our street BATTL news has decided to pursue an animal rights story that has shocked us. The daily newspaper "The Sun" (it should be called "The Paper That Thinks It's Alright To Kill Small Insects") has instigated a new hateful competition in which it hires celebrities to attempt killing a fly using a variety of ob...

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WTF 'Starlet speaks of mental trauma after boyfriend crashes truck full of dead badgers'?

Funny story: WTF 'Starlet speaks of mental trauma after boyfriend crashes truck full of dead badgers'?

London - The model turned actress who posed naked for the American edition of Playboy in 2010 has spoken of her despair at tonight's headlines linking her boyfriend to careless driving while in charge of a truckful of dead badgers. Kelly Brook, wh...

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Give 'em The Vote

David "I've got a selection of shit ideas" Cameron has stated sixteen year olds may be given the vote. He said: "Greater consideration must be given to the young people of this country. They must be represented in their Parliament as we make decisions that fuck their lives up, as much as older people. Giving the vote to sixteen year olds is something we should spend hours, weeks or maybe even m...

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Kelly Brook bulimic?

Funny story: Kelly Brook bulimic?

Pictures have emerged of Kelly Brook looking super thin following her break in the US. Reports are emerging that Brook, famous for her curves and ample bosom barely ate a thing during her three month stay in the US and she wss also apparently spen...

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Kelly Brook To Show Her Tata's In "Piranha 3D"

Funny story: Kelly Brook To Show Her Tata's In "Piranha 3D"

SOHO, England - Kelly Brook, who recently graced the pages of one the world's top men's magazines Playboy, remarked that at 30, she feels that her boobs are starting to sag a wee bit. The Liverpool Scouser Gazette and The Manchester Morning Manc b...

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Nude Kelly Brook Billboards Set To Cause Traffic Chaos

Funny story: Nude Kelly Brook Billboards Set To Cause Traffic Chaos

Motoring organisations were up in arms today as a series of 40 foot billboards, featuring busty model Kelly Brook, naked save for a pair of trainers, sprang up around the country. The billboards, depicting a naked Kelly Brook, recumbent, and smili...

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Kelly Brook Finally Gets Fed Up With Danny Cipriani's Womanizing Ways And Shows Him The Effen Door

Funny story: Kelly Brook Finally Gets Fed Up With Danny Cipriani's Womanizing Ways And Shows Him The Effen Door

LONDON - Kelly Brook, model, actress, television presenter, and fox hunt organizer, revealed to her hair stylist that she has had it with boyfriend Danny Cipriani's womanizing ways. Thirty year old Brook said that she has never been with a man who...

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"I have no talent." - Kelly Brook

Funny story: "I have no talent." - Kelly Brook

Sources close to the pouting, smouldering beauty refused to confirm or deny the rumour that she has been recently diagnosed with 'no talent syndrome'. Friends close to the star have long suspected that Kelly has no talent but felt it would be ina...

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Kelly Brook Sacked after Six Days

Funny story: Kelly Brook Sacked after Six Days

In what many are terming the Worst Publicity Stunt in History, Kelly Brook has been sacked by Simon Cowell from the Britain's Got Talent. Less than a week ago the brunette, who has trouble keeping her clothes on, was hired by the ITV1 Talentless s...

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