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Funny story: Keith Richards was my role model says park bench hobo

Keith Richards was my role model says park bench hobo

New York - "I spent my formative years staring at vids of Keith Richards crashed out on the living room couch," reclusive Central Park vagrant Wally Richards said today, "it's what inspired me to a life of booze and drugs." The comments come amid...
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Funny story: Lorde's New Songs Leaked to Media

Lorde's New Songs Leaked to Media

Lorde's newest songs have been leaked ot the media. A secret snitch sent along a copy of the eighteen year-old New Zealander's latest songs. The source says "Little White Yugos" is likely to be at least a moderate success on the pop charts. "All the...
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Funny story: Ancient Peat Bog Man Mistaken For Rock Band Guitarist Keifer Richardo

Ancient Peat Bog Man Mistaken For Rock Band Guitarist Keifer Richardo

Following Monday's sell out Strolling Bones Concert, the police were called to an old peat bog near the Rock Venue. At first, due to the proximity of the site to Ireland's premier Venue, It was thought that Inebriated Concert Band members had fallen...
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Funny story: Keith Richards sold on pizza dumbwaiter at new $10.5million Fifth Avenue condo

Keith Richards sold on pizza dumbwaiter at new $10.5million Fifth Avenue condo

New York - - A private food elevator servicing the 18th/19th floor Greenwich Village penthouse has a direct link to kitchens at Otto's Pizzeria situated on the ground floor of the 1 Fifth Avenue apartment block realtors said today. "It's one of t...
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Funny story: The Rolling Stones To Perform At The Sochi Olympics Closing Ceremony

The Rolling Stones To Perform At The Sochi Olympics Closing Ceremony

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Organizing Olympics Committee has just made an announcement regarding the XXII Winter Olympics closing ceremony. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova has stated that the Rolling Stones will be performing at the closing ceremonie...
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Funny story: Gov. Christie Selects Curses for Swearing-In Ceremony

Gov. Christie Selects Curses for Swearing-In Ceremony

Special to TPN - Special assistant Goober Flatus announced that New Jersey governor Chris Christie has chosen the curse words to be used in his second inaugural speech following the swearing-in ceremony on Tuesday, January 21. "The governor has worke...
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Funny story: Mick Jagger Hints That The Rolling Stones Could Be Moving To Colorado

Mick Jagger Hints That The Rolling Stones Could Be Moving To Colorado

LONDON - Mick Jagger, lead singer with The Rolling Stones recently spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine and hinted that the Rolling Stones are considering relocating to Colorado, the marijuana haven of the North American continent. Jagg...
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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Are Negotiating With Kanye West

The Rolling Stones Are Negotiating With Kanye West

NEW YORK CITY - A representative for the Rolling Stones recently met with Kanye West's business manager at New York's famed Trump Tower. The two met to discuss the British band acquiring the rights to Kanye's album titled Kanye West's Tribute To T...
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Funny story: Bob Dylan and The Rolling Stones To Record An Album Together

Bob Dylan and The Rolling Stones To Record An Album Together

NEW YORK CITY - The legendary 60's folk music icon Bob Dylan has just announced that he will be recording an album with legendary 60's rock and roll icon band The Rolling Stones. Dylan spoke with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine and said...
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Funny story: Kate Moss to sue Kate Winslet

Kate Moss to sue Kate Winslet

The model Kate Moss is to sue the actress Kate Winslet after the 'Titanic' star followed her husband in placing a copy write on her new legal name Kate Rocknroll. Winslet married the Virgin Galactic boss who is a nephew of Sir Richard Branson just...
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Funny story: Electric Pineapple Launches 50th Anniversary Tour Part 1

Electric Pineapple Launches 50th Anniversary Tour Part 1

March marks the beginning of Electric Pineapple's 50th Anniversary Tour. While Day 1 I was waiting for the lads on the tarmac at Heathrow South. The 50th anniversary tour was on. We had waited...50 years for this moment and here I stood with our equipment, waiting for it to be loaded onto the charter for our flight to America. Much like the Beatles must have felt, I thought to myself. I...
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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Begin 5,000th Anniversary Tour

The Rolling Stones Begin 5,000th Anniversary Tour

London, England-- The Rolling Stones launched their 2012 tour today at Wembley Stadium marking 5000 years as a band. Mick and the other Stones admit to having at least 5000 years, but many historians--and even archaeologists-- believe they are much,...
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Funny story: Rolling Stones Set To Tour On The Moon

Rolling Stones Set To Tour On The Moon

Pink Floyd released an album called 'The Dark Side of the Moon'. The Waterboys sang about seeing the whole of the moon. Wonky faced convicted sex offender Jonathan King claimed that everyone had gone to the moon and it's widely believed that drumming...
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Funny story: Rolling Stones Announce 50th Anniversary World Tour

Rolling Stones Announce 50th Anniversary World Tour

London - On the heels of a meeting between Keith Richards and Mick Jagger, the Rolling Stones have announced plans for their 50th Anniversary World tour. The aging duo of Jagger and Richards met for several hours today plotting out how to best cel...
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Funny story: Mick Jagger Leaves List of Don'ts for McCartney at His Carribean Villa

Mick Jagger Leaves List of Don'ts for McCartney at His Carribean Villa

Island Somewhere - Mick Jagger offered the use of his private Caribbean island Villa to Paul McCartney and new bride Nancy Shevell. He apparently left notes all over the house of what could and couldn't be done in the Villa, along with detailed "How...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp's Rolling Stone Drink Mystery Solved

Johnny Depp's Rolling Stone Drink Mystery Solved

Top cool dude Johnny Depp was thrilled to share after-work drinks with Rolling Stone Keith Richards during the shooting of Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Johnny reports that after a long day's filming, he and Keef would retire to his...
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Funny story: Spoof Super Heroes Chapter 5: Return of the Black Squirrel

Spoof Super Heroes Chapter 5: Return of the Black Squirrel

It wasn't everyday they saw a pirate ship on the Thames, thought Jean Le Fete as he guided the Black Squirrel through yet another bridge. Jesus he thought, I'll bet Buddha didn't have to go through this crap. "Depp! Where the bloody hell is Richards at?" yelled Jean, "We need a guitar solo so we can use the cloaking device, damn near to London now. Look sharp everyone, this isn't a bloody movie...
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Funny story: 'Galliano Is Innocent, OK?' graffiti lands Keith Richards daughter in soup

'Galliano Is Innocent, OK?' graffiti lands Keith Richards daughter in soup

New York - (Pot Boilers): Arresting officers were more interested in the half ounce of Alaskan Matanuska Thunderfuck that Theodora Richards had insider her... er...jeans! The 25 year old model was busted in NYC for scrawling protest graffiti about...
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