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Funny story:  Electric Pineapple Launches 50th Anniversary Tour Part 1

Electric Pineapple Launches 50th Anniversary Tour Part 1

March marks the beginning of Electric Pineapple's 50th Anniversary Tour. While Day 1 I was waiting for the lads on the tarmac at Heathrow South. The 50th anniversary tour was on. We had waited...50 years for this moment and here I stood with our equipment, waiting for it to be loaded onto the charter for our flight to America. Much like the Beatles must have felt, I thought to myself. I...
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Funny story:  The Rolling Stones Begin 5,000th Anniversary Tour

The Rolling Stones Begin 5,000th Anniversary Tour

London, England-- The Rolling Stones launched their 2012 tour today at Wembley Stadium marking 5000 years as a band. Mick and the other Stones admit to having at least 5000 years, but many historians--and even archaeologists-- believe they are much,...
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Funny story:  Rolling Stones Set To Tour On The Moon

Rolling Stones Set To Tour On The Moon

Pink Floyd released an album called 'The Dark Side of the Moon'. The Waterboys sang about seeing the whole of the moon. Wonky faced convicted sex offender Jonathan King claimed that everyone had gone to the moon and it's widely believed that drumming...
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Funny story:  Rolling Stones Announce 50th Anniversary World Tour

Rolling Stones Announce 50th Anniversary World Tour

London - On the heels of a meeting between Keith Richards and Mick Jagger, the Rolling Stones have announced plans for their 50th Anniversary World tour. The aging duo of Jagger and Richards met for several hours today plotting out how to best cel...
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Funny story:  Mick Jagger Leaves List of Don'ts for McCartney at His Carribean Villa

Mick Jagger Leaves List of Don'ts for McCartney at His Carribean Villa

Island Somewhere - Mick Jagger offered the use of his private Caribbean island Villa to Paul McCartney and new bride Nancy Shevell. He apparently left notes all over the house of what could and couldn't be done in the Villa, along with detailed "How...
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Funny story:  Johnny Depp's Rolling Stone Drink Mystery Solved

Johnny Depp's Rolling Stone Drink Mystery Solved

Top cool dude Johnny Depp was thrilled to share after-work drinks with Rolling Stone Keith Richards during the shooting of Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Johnny reports that after a long day's filming, he and Keef would retire to his...
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Funny story:  Spoof Super Heroes Chapter 5: Return of the Black Squirrel

Spoof Super Heroes Chapter 5: Return of the Black Squirrel

It wasn't everyday they saw a pirate ship on the Thames, thought Jean Le Fete as he guided the Black Squirrel through yet another bridge. Jesus he thought, I'll bet Buddha didn't have to go through this crap. "Depp! Where the bloody hell is Richards at?" yelled Jean, "We need a guitar solo so we can use the cloaking device, damn near to London now. Look sharp everyone, this isn't a bloody movie...
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Funny story:  'Galliano Is Innocent, OK?' graffiti lands Keith Richards daughter in soup

'Galliano Is Innocent, OK?' graffiti lands Keith Richards daughter in soup

New York - (Pot Boilers): Arresting officers were more interested in the half ounce of Alaskan Matanuska Thunderfuck that Theodora Richards had insider her... er...jeans! The 25 year old model was busted in NYC for scrawling protest graffiti about...
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Funny story:  Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and The Rolling Stones' Mick Jagger Argue About Which One Has 'Bedded' The Most Women

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and The Rolling Stones' Mick Jagger Argue About Which One Has 'Bedded' The Most Women

HOLLYWOOD - The lead singer for Aerosmith Steven Tyler told reporters that he is loving every single minute of being the new judge on the American Idol panel. Steven, known as "Lips" Tyler because of his Mick Jaggeresque trout snout says that he c...
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Funny story:  Rolling Stones Stoned Confusion For Ronnie

Rolling Stones Stoned Confusion For Ronnie

A top ego expert fears for the sanity of Ronnie Spector, ex-wife of iconic-but-jailed record producer Phil Spector. Apparently her ego has grown to such proportions that while skimming through Rolling Stone Keith Richards's autobiography she assum...
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Funny story:  Keith Richards Says He's Fathered Over 25,000 Children

Keith Richards Says He's Fathered Over 25,000 Children

London, England-- Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards celebrated his 67th birthday on Friday, and couldn't resist doing a little bragging. The legendary rocker says he has sired over 25,000 children since 1964, and already has 40,000 grandchildr...
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Funny story:  Keith Richards 'Life' ends in Death

Keith Richards 'Life' ends in Death

Rolling Stones guitarist, Keith Richards, whilst promoting his memoir entitled 'Life' sadly ended the life of an orchid, it is alleged. This rare flower was at the New York Public Library and, relaxing, Richards lit up and had a smoke in a back ro...
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Funny story:  Rolling "Stoned" Keith Richards is immortal and now he's told his secret!

Rolling "Stoned" Keith Richards is immortal and now he's told his secret!

Keith Richards, Rolling "Stoned" ageing guitarist, pronounced dead 5 times and still kicking has revealed the truth to his longevity, over excesses and how to live the life of a "9 lifer cat." His recent autobiography reveals that he actually wasn...
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Funny story:  Keith Richards Says 'Ruby Tuesday' Written About Susan Boyle

Keith Richards Says 'Ruby Tuesday' Written About Susan Boyle

London, England-- Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards claims the song 'Ruby Tuesday' was written about Susan Boyle, when she was just a little girl. Keith says the band was passing through Scotland in early 1966 and they stopped in a local pub.
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Funny story:  Mick Jagger Says The Rolling Stones May Retire In 2014

Mick Jagger Says The Rolling Stones May Retire In 2014

SOHO, England - Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones since back when the Mediterranean Sea was known as the Mediterranean Creek says that he and his fellow Rolling Stone band mates will probably retire in 2014. Jagger, who is 66, said th...
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Funny story:  Keith Richards' Daughter Goes Nude In French Mag!

Keith Richards' Daughter Goes Nude In French Mag!

Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones had nothing to say when he was asked about his daughter, Alexandra Richards, going nude in a French magazine. Actually, he did mumble that "she didn't look much like him but her mum, Patti the model, I think it...
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Funny story:  Rolling Stone, Keith Richards hangs himself after Brits choose Led Zeppelin and Freddy Mercury as their favs!

Rolling Stone, Keith Richards hangs himself after Brits choose Led Zeppelin and Freddy Mercury as their favs!

Jonathan Ross (who?) heading one of his most bizarre and pathetic shows ever asked the British public and a couple of wannabee, has-been celebs to vote for their best British rock performers ever. It turned out that the show was indeed manipulat...
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Funny story:  "Tax-Haven Exile on Mainline Street Value" Back at Number One After 80 Years

"Tax-Haven Exile on Mainline Street Value" Back at Number One After 80 Years

The Stoned Shambolics are back at UK Number 1 for the first time since Recycled Stale Self-Parody Live hit the top spot 16 years ago, writes Ruby Tuesday, Antiques Correspondent. The Recalibrated version of signature heyday album Tax-Haven Exile o...
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