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Tape Tampering Troubles NBC

Funny story: Tape Tampering Troubles NBC

NBC has once again been exposed for cooking the news to suit its own agenda. Over the weekend, stories emerged about the network's coverage of the Trayvon Martin shooting. The coverage (initially by Fox and Newsbusters.org) clearly reveals how the...

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Al Gore Shows Sign of Intelligence

Funny story: Al Gore Shows Sign of Intelligence

Al Gore's Current TV announced today it is ending its relationship with irascible and controversial personality Keith Olbermann. Olbermann, who has been fired from virtually every TV position he has ever held (including his stint at the very liberal...

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MSNBC announces pending departure of star host

Funny story: MSNBC announces pending departure of star host

Unassociated press just learned MSNBC star and DNC unofficial spokeswoman Rachel Maddow is leaving her lowly rated "news" show for a chance at Hollywood fame. Rachel Maddow, the host with the most on MSNBC, told fans last night that this week's ep...

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Auditory Experts Liken Keith Olbermann's Voice To That Of "One Ass Cheek Farting"

Funny story: Auditory Experts Liken Keith Olbermann's Voice To That Of "One Ass Cheek Farting"

Keith Olbermann, the pundit who considers his one sided rhetoric to be journalism, has been identified as "special" by scientists specializing in sound. From his laboratory at Johns Hopkins University, Dr. Blake Nickel made the following statement:...

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Ex-MSNBC Anchor Keith Olbermann Signs Contract to Become a Human Punching Bag for FOX News

Funny story: Ex-MSNBC Anchor Keith Olbermann Signs Contract to Become a Human Punching Bag for FOX News

Stan Phillips, undersecretary for evil deviousness and delusional broadcasting for Fox News, announced today that Keith Olbermann has signed a huge contract to become a "human punching bag" for various Fox News on air celebrities. Phillips reveal...

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Keith Olbermann Update

Keith Olbermann - Former news anchor Keith Olbermann formally denounced the "death" of his career on Twitter. Three days after his abrupt departure from NBC's "Countdown With Keith Olbermann," the former host wrote: "It's not what it looks like...

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Oprah To Pick Up Keith Olbermann

Funny story: Oprah To Pick Up Keith Olbermann

Well, she isn't exactly going to hoist Keith Olbermann up over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, but Oprah Winfrey has signed him for her newly created television network and presented him with the 5 o'clock news hour to continue with his Countdo...

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MSNBC Fires Keith Olbermann over False Claims of Pregnancy & Unauthorized Maternity Leave!

Funny story: MSNBC Fires Keith Olbermann over False Claims of Pregnancy & Unauthorized Maternity Leave!

There was shock and awe in the dwindling ranks of Keith Olbermann fans as he was unceremoniously dumped by CNBC when it turned out he had lied about his pregnancy, and further fleeced the network by taking Maternity Leave at full Pay! Commenting o...

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Fox News reporting Keith Olbermann removed by Death Panel

NEW YORK, NY - Keith Olbermann's sudden announcement that his top-rated MSNBC show Countdown would no longer continue has caused a wave of speculation about what may have prompted the commentator to step down. While many seem to believe Olbermann's d...

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Keith Olbermann Accidentally 'Killed' in Cyber Space

Funny story: Keith Olbermann Accidentally 'Killed' in Cyber Space

New York - Keith Olbermann, the left-leaning host of MSNBC's Countdown, was virtually suffocated to death by "300,000 people" giving him a "universal hug." A spokesman said, "The 21,000 tweets in a 72-hour period were not enough to save him." The...

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Keith Olbermann's Demands Met: Can Now Use Woman's Restroom

MSNBC's sneering Conservative hater, Keith Olberwomann, is demanding that MSNBC executives apologize to him for violating his Wurst Amendment rights. Last week he(she) was suspended from his broadcast position after it was found that he donated...

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Olbermann May Return After Anger Management Classes

Funny story: Olbermann May Return After Anger Management Classes

NEW YORK (AP) Several days after indefinitely suspending Keith Olbermann, host of the popular 'Countdown' program, MSNBC issued a press release outlining the conditions for his possible return. In addition to completing a course on anger managemen...

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MSNBC Seems Surprised By Olbermann's Campaign Donations

Washington--Keith Olbermann was suspended by MSNBC because he donated campaign money to Democrats. "I was shocked to find out that Mr. Olbermann donated money to a Democrat. We hired him to be unbiased." A NBC spokesman said in press release given...

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Promising Running Back Tears ACLU In Scrimmage

Funny story: Promising Running Back Tears ACLU In Scrimmage

Lefty Undersmith, the promising running back of the San Francisco University Fifth Generation Teenage Welfare Mothers, tore his ACLU in practice yesterday and will miss this season. The tailback, who was projected as a finalist for the Heisman Troph...

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Keith Olbermann Announces 174th Day of Mind-Numbing Ordinariness in Columbus, Ohio

Funny story: Keith Olbermann Announces 174th Day of Mind-Numbing Ordinariness in Columbus, Ohio

As every viewer of the Keith Olbermann show knows, at the very end of his show, he makes a point of counting down the days from when Bush declared "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq, the beginning of the Iraq war, and more recently, the day of the oil ri...

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Keith Olbermann Claims Seeing Rachel Maddow's Cleavage

Funny story: Keith Olbermann Claims Seeing Rachel Maddow's Cleavage

Despite Keith Olbermann's claim that he and Rachel regularly shower together between their liberal propaganda diatribes, and that her cleavage reminds him of the Allegheny and Monongahela Rivers as they converge to form the Ohio River, she continues...

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Doctors Say Newsman Keith Olbermann Showing Signs Of Oxygen Deprivation

Funny story: Doctors Say Newsman Keith Olbermann Showing Signs Of Oxygen Deprivation

Doctors at Washington D.C.'s Joe Gibbs Memorial Hospital have said that the recent words and actions of NBC Newsman and commentator Keith Olbermann are the results of his being deprived of oxygen. These medical experts suggest that, in order to rega...

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Obama Appoints Keith Olbermann Dingleberry Czar

Funny story: Obama Appoints Keith Olbermann Dingleberry Czar

President Barack Obama has appointed another Czar to his cabinet and created another $350,000 a year government job (with benefits and pension plan). Keith Olbermann of NBC News, possibly the biggest white Obama apologist, has been appointed the new...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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