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Funny story: Al Gore Shows Sign of Intelligence

Al Gore Shows Sign of Intelligence

Al Gore's Current TV announced today it is ending its relationship with irascible and controversial personality Keith Olbermann. Olbermann, who has been fired from virtually every TV position he has ever held (including his stint at the very liberal...
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Funny story: MSNBC announces pending departure of star host

MSNBC announces pending departure of star host

Unassociated press just learned MSNBC star and DNC unofficial spokeswoman Rachel Maddow is leaving her lowly rated "news" show for a chance at Hollywood fame. Rachel Maddow, the host with the most on MSNBC, told fans last night that this week's ep...
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Funny story: Auditory Experts Liken Keith Olbermann's Voice To That Of "One Ass Cheek Farting"

Auditory Experts Liken Keith Olbermann's Voice To That Of "One Ass Cheek Farting"

Keith Olbermann, the pundit who considers his one sided rhetoric to be journalism, has been identified as "special" by scientists specializing in sound. From his laboratory at Johns Hopkins University, Dr. Blake Nickel made the following statement:...
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Funny story: Ex-MSNBC Anchor Keith Olbermann Signs Contract to Become a Human Punching Bag for FOX News

Ex-MSNBC Anchor Keith Olbermann Signs Contract to Become a Human Punching Bag for FOX News

Stan Phillips, undersecretary for evil deviousness and delusional broadcasting for Fox News, announced today that Keith Olbermann has signed a huge contract to become a "human punching bag" for various Fox News on air celebrities. Phillips reveal...
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Funny story: Keith Olbermann Update

Keith Olbermann Update

Keith Olbermann - Former news anchor Keith Olbermann formally denounced the "death" of his career on Twitter. Three days after his abrupt departure from NBC's "Countdown With Keith Olbermann," the former host wrote: "It's not what it looks like...
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Funny story: Oprah To Pick Up Keith Olbermann

Oprah To Pick Up Keith Olbermann

Well, she isn't exactly going to hoist Keith Olbermann up over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, but Oprah Winfrey has signed him for her newly created television network and presented him with the 5 o'clock news hour to continue with his Countdo...
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Funny story: MSNBC Fires Keith Olbermann over False Claims of Pregnancy & Unauthorized Maternity Leave!

MSNBC Fires Keith Olbermann over False Claims of Pregnancy & Unauthorized Maternity Leave!

There was shock and awe in the dwindling ranks of Keith Olbermann fans as he was unceremoniously dumped by CNBC when it turned out he had lied about his pregnancy, and further fleeced the network by taking Maternity Leave at full Pay! Commenting o...
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Funny story: Fox News reporting Keith Olbermann removed by Death Panel

Fox News reporting Keith Olbermann removed by Death Panel

NEW YORK, NY - Keith Olbermann's sudden announcement that his top-rated MSNBC show Countdown would no longer continue has caused a wave of speculation about what may have prompted the commentator to step down. While many seem to believe Olbermann's d...
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Funny story: Keith Olbermann Accidentally 'Killed' in Cyber Space

Keith Olbermann Accidentally 'Killed' in Cyber Space

New York - Keith Olbermann, the left-leaning host of MSNBC's Countdown, was virtually suffocated to death by "300,000 people" giving him a "universal hug." A spokesman said, "The 21,000 tweets in a 72-hour period were not enough to save him." The...
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Funny story: Keith Olbermann's Demands Met: Can Now Use Woman's Restroom

Keith Olbermann's Demands Met: Can Now Use Woman's Restroom

MSNBC's sneering Conservative hater, Keith Olberwomann, is demanding that MSNBC executives apologize to him for violating his Wurst Amendment rights. Last week he(she) was suspended from his broadcast position after it was found that he donated...
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Funny story: Olbermann May Return After Anger Management Classes

Olbermann May Return After Anger Management Classes

NEW YORK (AP) Several days after indefinitely suspending Keith Olbermann, host of the popular 'Countdown' program, MSNBC issued a press release outlining the conditions for his possible return. In addition to completing a course on anger managemen...
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Funny story: MSNBC Seems Surprised By Olbermann's Campaign Donations

MSNBC Seems Surprised By Olbermann's Campaign Donations

Washington--Keith Olbermann was suspended by MSNBC because he donated campaign money to Democrats. "I was shocked to find out that Mr. Olbermann donated money to a Democrat. We hired him to be unbiased." A NBC spokesman said in press release given...
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Funny story: Promising Running Back Tears ACLU In Scrimmage

Promising Running Back Tears ACLU In Scrimmage

Lefty Undersmith, the promising running back of the San Francisco University Fifth Generation Teenage Welfare Mothers, tore his ACLU in practice yesterday and will miss this season. The tailback, who was projected as a finalist for the Heisman Troph...
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Funny story: Keith Olbermann Announces 174th Day of Mind-Numbing Ordinariness in Columbus, Ohio

Keith Olbermann Announces 174th Day of Mind-Numbing Ordinariness in Columbus, Ohio

As every viewer of the Keith Olbermann show knows, at the very end of his show, he makes a point of counting down the days from when Bush declared "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq, the beginning of the Iraq war, and more recently, the day of the oil ri...
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Funny story: Keith Olbermann Claims Seeing Rachel Maddow's Cleavage

Keith Olbermann Claims Seeing Rachel Maddow's Cleavage

Despite Keith Olbermann's claim that he and Rachel regularly shower together between their liberal propaganda diatribes, and that her cleavage reminds him of the Allegheny and Monongahela Rivers as they converge to form the Ohio River, she continues...
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Funny story: Doctors Say Newsman Keith Olbermann Showing Signs Of Oxygen Deprivation

Doctors Say Newsman Keith Olbermann Showing Signs Of Oxygen Deprivation

Doctors at Washington D.C.'s Joe Gibbs Memorial Hospital have said that the recent words and actions of NBC Newsman and commentator Keith Olbermann are the results of his being deprived of oxygen. These medical experts suggest that, in order to rega...
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Funny story: Obama Appoints Keith Olbermann Dingleberry Czar

Obama Appoints Keith Olbermann Dingleberry Czar

President Barack Obama has appointed another Czar to his cabinet and created another $350,000 a year government job (with benefits and pension plan). Keith Olbermann of NBC News, possibly the biggest white Obama apologist, has been appointed the new...
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Funny story: ABSNN: All bullshit news network begins August 7th

ABSNN: All bullshit news network begins August 7th

One radio talk show host, three of Fox News Network's most reactionary political commentators, and four of MSNBC's most liberal political commentators, have managed to put aside their political and personal differences in order to launch a new, cable...
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