A local fitness fan is campaigning for legislation to end what she describes as music crime.
Egregia Nimitz is a member of the local branch of a national chain of gyms and has been horrified by what she hears during their classes.
Now Mrs Nimit...
A top doctor has issued a stark warning to keep-fit fanatics, claiming that all exercise is dangerous, and too much of it could prove fatal.
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