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Funny story: Ali Bullo To Remove The 'Big Jimmy' From Kebab Van Menus

Ali Bullo To Remove The 'Big Jimmy' From Kebab Van Menus

South coast kebab, burger and pizza entrepreneur Ali Bullo today announced that the menu item known as the 'Big Jimmy' is to be discontinued with immediate effect from all of his conveniently located kebab and burger vans. Market analysts speculat...
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Funny story: Barking kebab take-away owner loses winning £63.8m EuroSquillions ticket

Barking kebab take-away owner loses winning £63.8m EuroSquillions ticket

Isle of Dogs - A late night fast food cafe owner is in shock this weekend after a trainee put the winning lottery ticket inside a customer's take away kebab. Five numbers and the two all-important star balls came up trumps for Barking Blue Moon Ke...
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Funny story: Kebab pathogens found in 9 out of 10 prostate cancer swabs, innit

Kebab pathogens found in 9 out of 10 prostate cancer swabs, innit

London - Telltale signs of poor oral hygiene are emerging in the latest report into treatable cancers. A Royal College of Swabbologists survey has discovered traces of bacteria, viruses and parasites commonly found in the ubiquitous doner and shis...
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Funny story: Apache Helicopter Attacks Dorking Kebab Van

Apache Helicopter Attacks Dorking Kebab Van

Customers lining up outside Ali Bullo's kebab van near Dorking Leisure Park last night got the shock of their lives when they came under fire from an Apache helicopter gunship. It is thought that the helicopter crew became disorientated, and misto...
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Funny story: Zombie Banned From Kebab Van

Zombie Banned From Kebab Van

South coast kebab, burger and pizza entrepreneur, Ali Bullo today announced that he has reluctantly banned Freddie The Zombie from a kebab van in Park Gate. Freddie The Zombie, who has until recently proved quite popular with the locals, has been...
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Funny story: Fergie Sends Huge Kebab Order To Ali Bullo Ahead Of Man United Arsenal Clash

Fergie Sends Huge Kebab Order To Ali Bullo Ahead Of Man United Arsenal Clash

Kebab, burger and pizza entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, revealed today that Sir Alex Ferguson has placed a huge and highly lucrative order for two hundred extra large doner, one hundred chicken shish, one hundred and twenty five lamb sish, and seventy six k...
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Funny story: Step By Step - How To Make A Chicken Shish Kebab - With Martin Shuttlecock

Step By Step - How To Make A Chicken Shish Kebab - With Martin Shuttlecock

Hello. My name is Martin Shuttlecock, and tonight I'll be telling you how to make a traditional chicken shish kebab, in the Turkish, Chinese, Indian, Mexican pikey style. Whilst being slightly inebriated, and wearing a pork pie hat. Always start by sinking a couple or even three cans of the finest Belgian lager. This will help you to focus, and allow you to suppress any inhibitions you ma...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse and Jessie J join "Don't Kebab The Meerkat" Campaign

Amy Winehouse and Jessie J join "Don't Kebab The Meerkat" Campaign

Amy Winehouse and Jessie J have joined the "Don't kebab the Meerkat" campaign. It was started two weeks ago by Alexandr Meerkat after it was revealed in Spoof News that Meerkat meat and fur had been found in many products on sale in the UK. These p...
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Funny story: Kebab van follows troops in Afghanistan

Kebab van follows troops in Afghanistan

Soldiers deployed to remote locations in Afghanistan have been using Kebabistan for their charcoal cooked meals for the past month. The kebab vans owner, an Afghani, whose name is unpronounceable so is called Stan for short, is a local entreprene...
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Funny story: Saint George Was Turkish Shocker - Kebab Shop Connection Established

Saint George Was Turkish Shocker - Kebab Shop Connection Established

Shock news indeed for patriotic Englishmen today, April 23rd - St George's Day - St George was a Turk, the son of a Roman soldier, and it has further been established that he never attended a football match with a George cross draped around his his s...
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Funny story: Turkey Reduces Kurdish Shish And Doner Quotas

Turkey Reduces Kurdish Shish And Doner Quotas

Kurdish kebab shop owners reacted angrily to news that the Turkish government is to "significantly" reduce hunting quotas for doner and shish as a result of a government population survey which revealed that doner and shish numbers in the wilds of th...
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Funny story: Kebab Makes a Run For It During Busy Period

Kebab Makes a Run For It During Busy Period

Police are hunting a kebab which escaped from a three-in-one shop in Kilburn last night. The kebab in question is thought to have duped owners of the store by playing dead before making a dash for it during a busy period. At a hastily arranged...
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Funny story: Entrepreneur To Open Kebab Van At Everest Base Camp

Entrepreneur To Open Kebab Van At Everest Base Camp

Entrepreneur, Ali Bullo yesterday announced plans to open a kebab van at Mount Everest Base Camp. Ali Bullo, 36, originally from Turkey but currently residing in Hounslow unveiled his ambitious plan at a meeting of the British Mountaineering Associat...
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Funny story: Kebab Wars On Britain's Streets

Kebab Wars On Britain's Streets

Ruthless Kebab Shop owner Stavros Hovapopathapoulis recruited delivery drivers from Rally and Racing tracks to get the edge over all the other shops on his patch.
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Funny story: Greeks Caught Using Cocaine in Kebabs

Greeks Caught Using Cocaine in Kebabs

For the first time ever the phenomenon surrounding boozy, late night kebab buying can be revealed. Scientists at the UK Centre for Nutrition have discovered that Greek takeaway food merchants have been, for some time, adding trace am...
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