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Funny story: Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves Speeding In The Fast Lane Towards Romanceville!

Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves Speeding In The Fast Lane Towards Romanceville!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - It finally appears that after being on one of the longest roller coaster rides in recent memory Sandra Bullock may have finally found some semblance of normality. The woman who last year divorced one of the most tattooed alley cat...
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Funny story: World's Saddest Superstar - Keanu Reeves - Accidentally Spends his Birthday in a Warehouse instead of a Whorehouse

World's Saddest Superstar - Keanu Reeves - Accidentally Spends his Birthday in a Warehouse instead of a Whorehouse

Action Hero's Sandwich Vendor Opens his Heart to this Reporter. Ever since achieving worldwide fame with the Matrix trilogy, Hollywood Superstar Keanu Reeves seems to have descended into a world of greyness. Countless "Sad Keanu" websites have...
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Funny story: Sandra Bullock turns to Keanu Reeves

Sandra Bullock turns to Keanu Reeves

It has been revealed that Sandra Bullock has sought advice from her co-star Reeves telling him she's 'Freaked?' Apparently Reeves who has a degree in marriage counselling told Sandra 'It's much a do about nothing, and not to play Hardball just ye...
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Funny story: Matrix Revolutions to be rewritten

Matrix Revolutions to be rewritten

The Wachowski brothers have acknowledged that Matrix Revolutions has completely destroyed the credibility of the first two films. However, they had been unable to invent a way of rescuing the series in such a way that it enabled the hard core Matr...
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Funny story: The Film The Face Stood Still

The Film The Face Stood Still

Film critics have been raving about the brilliant casting of Keanu Reeves as the alien in human flesh in the remake of the Science Fiction classic The Day the Earth Stood Still. Oddly this may be the first good review Reeves has received since he pla...
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Funny story: Keanu Reeves To Star In New Superman Film

Keanu Reeves To Star In New Superman Film

Looking to hopefully break the Superman jinx, Keanu Reeves has accepted the title role of Superman in a new film expected to be released in June 2005. "Keanu is the perfect actor for the role. His work in The Matrix was second to none and he will be...
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Funny story: Superman's pantyhose rockets at auction

Superman's pantyhose rockets at auction

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): A Superman costume once worn by Keanu Reeves has sold for $115,000 (£58,000) in a Hollywood film auction.
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Funny story: Keanu Reeves to play table

Keanu Reeves to play table

Hollywood - One of Hollywood's hottest stars, Keanu Reeves, is set for the role of his life in Sony pictures eagerly awaited new blockbuster The Table.
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Funny story: Keanu Reeves Released From Jail

Keanu Reeves Released From Jail

Keanu Reeves was released from jail today after paying a massive six million dollar bail.
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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