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Keanu Reeves Attacks Himself, Only Not Really

Funny story: Keanu Reeves Attacks Himself, Only Not Really

This week news followers hungry for the latest in important world events were drawn to an eye-catching headline on the front page of the MSN news provider. "Keanu attacks Reeves" the headline read. What did it mean? Had respected thespian Keanu Reeves gone off the deep end and attempted a terrible self-destruction? Had he cut off his own arm? Had the poor man finally done off the deep end for...

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Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves Speeding In The Fast Lane Towards Romanceville!

Funny story: Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves Speeding In The Fast Lane Towards Romanceville!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - It finally appears that after being on one of the longest roller coaster rides in recent memory Sandra Bullock may have finally found some semblance of normality. The woman who last year divorced one of the most tattooed alley cat...

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World's Saddest Superstar - Keanu Reeves - Accidentally Spends his Birthday in a Warehouse instead of a Whorehouse

Funny story: World's Saddest Superstar - Keanu Reeves - Accidentally Spends his Birthday in a Warehouse instead of a Whorehouse

Action Hero's Sandwich Vendor Opens his Heart to this Reporter. Ever since achieving worldwide fame with the Matrix trilogy, Hollywood Superstar Keanu Reeves seems to have descended into a world of greyness. Countless "Sad Keanu" websites have...

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Sandra Bullock turns to Keanu Reeves

Funny story: Sandra Bullock turns to Keanu Reeves

It has been revealed that Sandra Bullock has sought advice from her co-star Reeves telling him she's 'Freaked?' Apparently Reeves who has a degree in marriage counselling told Sandra 'It's much a do about nothing, and not to play Hardball just ye...

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Matrix Revolutions to be rewritten

Funny story: Matrix Revolutions to be rewritten

The Wachowski brothers have acknowledged that Matrix Revolutions has completely destroyed the credibility of the first two films. However, they had been unable to invent a way of rescuing the series in such a way that it enabled the hard core Matr...

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The Film The Face Stood Still

Funny story: The Film The Face Stood Still

Film critics have been raving about the brilliant casting of Keanu Reeves as the alien in human flesh in the remake of the Science Fiction classic The Day the Earth Stood Still. Oddly this may be the first good review Reeves has received since he pla...

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Keanu Reeves To Star In New Superman Film

Funny story: Keanu Reeves To Star In New Superman Film

Looking to hopefully break the Superman jinx, Keanu Reeves has accepted the title role of Superman in a new film expected to be released in June 2005. "Keanu is the perfect actor for the role. His work in The Matrix was second to none and he will be...

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Superman's pantyhose rockets at auction

Funny story: Superman's pantyhose rockets at auction

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): A Superman costume once worn by Keanu Reeves has sold for $115,000 (£58,000) in a Hollywood film auction.

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Keanu Reeves to play table

Funny story: Keanu Reeves to play table

Hollywood - One of Hollywood's hottest stars, Keanu Reeves, is set for the role of his life in Sony pictures eagerly awaited new blockbuster The Table.

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Keanu Reeves Released From Jail

Funny story: Keanu Reeves Released From Jail

Keanu Reeves was released from jail today after paying a massive six million dollar bail.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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