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Popular California Tattoo Artist Says A Very Famous Celebrity Inquired About Getting A Butt Tattoo

Funny story: Popular California Tattoo Artist Says A Very Famous Celebrity Inquired About Getting A Butt Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - One of the most highly respected tattoo artists in the United States, Bong Bong of Venice Beach, said that he has just received a call from a famous celebrity inquiring about a tattoo. Bong Bong said that the celebrity i...

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Ke$ha Gets 'Down & Dirty'

Funny story: Ke$ha Gets 'Down & Dirty'

Ke$ha opens up wide in the March issue of Glitz magazine, ditching her garbage bin look for… something that resembles a person who regularly takes showers, uses soap and rinses. Inside she blabbers on about her obsession for peekaboo penis and pro...

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Ke$ha Explains The Unsightly Bruises On Her Upper Thighs

Funny story: Ke$ha Explains The Unsightly Bruises On Her Upper Thighs

HOLLYWOOD - Ke$ha Rose Sebert recently enjoyed a nice dinner at Eva Longoria's Beso Restaurant with Cashew Vixenheimer of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune. The classy restaurant which Eva got in her recent divorce settlement from ex-husband San Anton...

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Boy Tries To Touch Ke$ha's Junk, Junk. With His Lips.

The Interwebs are abuzz, hot on the news that Ke$ha has released a series of nude cellphone pics of herself. Horribly, they show her vagina. And some guy trying to give it mouth-to-fetid mouth resuscitation. "Oh my f--king God, I can smell it t...

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Kei$ha Nude Pics Hacked & Shone On Internet

Funny story: Kei$ha Nude Pics Hacked & Shone On Internet

The master of weird looks, or at least runner-up to Lady Gaga, Ke$ha has had her personal pages hacked and there are nude pics of the performer on them. Although unconfirmed at this writing, there is enough about it on the web that it would seem t...

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Ke$ha and $elena Gomez To Star In "$ $ign$"

Funny story: Ke$ha and $elena Gomez To Star In "$ $ign$"

CALEXICO, California - Ke$ha recently performed before a sell out crowd of 42,000, at Calexico's El Tamale Arena. She sang her biggest hits including "Tik Tok" and the follow up song "Tik Tit Tat" and "Blah Blah Blah" and the follow up song "Ha Ha...

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Ke$ha Wants To Date Miley Cyrus' Ex-Boyfriend Liam Hem$worth

Funny story: Ke$ha Wants To Date Miley Cyrus' Ex-Boyfriend Liam Hem$worth

ALHAMBRA, California - Ke$ha had gone up to Alhambra to pay a visit to The Glittering Glitter Shoppe where she purchases most of her performing glitter. The salesgirl immediately recognized her because of the two pounds of glitter she had from her...

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Selena Gomez's Hit Song "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" Soars To #1

Funny story: Selena Gomez's Hit Song "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" Soars To #1

BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez was shopping at a trendy cosmetics shop on Rodeo Drive when she was asked about her latest hit song. Selena smiled and said that the song which she co-wrote with Ke$ha, "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" has already made...

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Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Big Time Rush To Perform At A "I'm Outta Jail Party" For Lindsay Lohan

Funny story: Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Big Time Rush To Perform At A "I'm Outta Jail Party" For Lindsay Lohan

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, the former convict (#362436), said that her ex-boyfriend Samantha "Boy-Boy" Ronson is throwing her a big "I'm Outta Jail Party." Ronson has booked L.A.'s Staples Center, home of the Los Angeles Lakers for the big s...

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Okay, So Who Wins The Most Freckles Contest? Lindsay Lohan or Ke$ha?

Funny story: Okay, So Who Wins The Most Freckles Contest? Lindsay Lohan or Ke$ha?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has just tossed another drink into the face of another young woman. LiLo will eventually end up throwing a drink into the face of the wrong girl who will pop the wayward diva-donna in her freckled mouth and rearrang...

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Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas To Travel To Iceland By Ship For The Get Iceland Back on Her Frozen Feet Again Telethon

Funny story: Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas To Travel To Iceland By Ship For The Get Iceland Back on Her Frozen Feet Again Telethon

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas are getting ready to travel to Iceland to participate in a "Get Iceland Back On Her Frozen Feet Telethon." Gomez and Jonas will be traveling to Iceland aboard the Mexican battleship the MS Montezuma's...

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Ke$ha To Record The Selena Gomez Hit "I'm A Cutey And So's My Booty"

Funny story: Ke$ha To Record The Selena Gomez Hit "I'm A Cutey And So's My Booty"

LOS ANGELES - Ke$ha, aka L.A.'s Glitter Girl has said that she will be recording the hit by Selena Gomez "I'm A Cutey And So's My Booty." Talk show host, American Idol judge, and overall lesbian fun guy Ellen DeGeneres has said about Ke$ha that sh...

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Ke$ha Performs On American Idol And Leaves Glitter All Over The Damn Stage

Funny story: Ke$ha Performs On American Idol And Leaves Glitter All Over The Damn Stage

HOLLYWOOD - Ke$ha Rose Petal Sebert, better known as the glitterized singer with the first name comprised of four letters and a dollar sign, performed on The American Idol stage. The white singer from Tennessee with the sing-song, rappin' style sa...

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Ke$ha Says If She Was Cheryl Cole She'd Stab The Low-Life Cheatin' Ashley In His Winky Poo

Funny story: Ke$ha Says If She Was Cheryl Cole She'd Stab The Low-Life Cheatin' Ashley In His Winky Poo

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The electropop singer who goes by the four-letter, one-character name of Ke$ha told several members of the news media that if she was Cheryl Cole and her husband Ashley had cheated on her with the half dozen or so tarts she would not...

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