Kazakhstan - Accident investigators at the Baikonur Cosmodrome are probing the possibility of hostile poltergeist activity in the latest rocket launch fiasco involving yet another unmanned Russian Proton-M rocket.
The catastrophe occurred shortly...
Astana - The UK Foreign Office has reportedly paid a $10 million surety to Kazakhstan's Ministry for Truth and Good Behavior guaranteeing there'll be no 'funny tricks' in David Cameron's trip to the oil and gas-rich state this weekend.
London - 'Kazy Karta' chipolatas made from surplus Kazakh thoroughbreds will be beefing up the country's shot put team's Olympic chances according to an announcement today.
The Astana delicacy has an awesome reputation among the nation's gastropod...
Provocative comedian and disguise expert, Borat, has upset Kazakhstan so much that they have issued a fatwa against him. He managed to get his own version of their national anthem played at a medal ceremony in Kuwait and this is roughly what it say's...
New Jersey - (BabyOiled): "Maybe she fake the heterosexuality test!" the Adoption Services of Kazakhstan sources said today as pharma heiress Casey Johnson was finally laid to rest by her family.
The Kazakh baby agency was responding to questions...
England go into their World Cup match with Kazakhstan at Wembley tomorrow knowing that their Eastern European opponents will be a difficult nut to crack, particularly as Kazakh coach Bernd Storck has selected ten defenders!
Fabio Capello is well a...
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): US presidential wannabe Barack Obama is said to be livid after top secret oil talks with the Kazakhstan government were ridiculed as a crude attempt to manipulate his waning domestic popularity.
Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan - Officials in the Kyrgyzstan capital of Bishkek have announced their latest slogan derived from a pro-tourism advertising campaign that solicited inputs from the general public.
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