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Funny story: John Mayer Responds To Katy Perry's Attack

John Mayer Responds To Katy Perry's Attack

SAN FRANCISCO - John Mayer was up in San Francisco taking a tour of the old Alcatraz Prison. He was asked by a reporter if he cared to comment on the verbal thrashing that ex-girlfriend Katy Perry unleashed on him. John put out his Marlboro and...
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Funny story: Katy Perry Disses Ex-Boyfriend John Mayer

Katy Perry Disses Ex-Boyfriend John Mayer

HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry was sitting at The Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight asking herself how in the world she could have fallen for that low-life, snake in the grass John Mayer and three times to boot. Th...
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Funny story: John Mayer Wants To Date The Wisconsin Woman Who Has 213 Erogenous Zones

John Mayer Wants To Date The Wisconsin Woman Who Has 213 Erogenous Zones

HOLLYWOOD - John Mayer says that he has dated some of Hollywood's most beautiful and sexiest women and he does not dispute the nickname that Tinsel Town gave him John "The Player" Mayer. John recently broke up with Katy Perry after getting back to...
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Funny story: Katy Perry Confesses She Would Love To French Kiss Lindsay Lohan

Katy Perry Confesses She Would Love To French Kiss Lindsay Lohan

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry has said that she did not really care for the lips-on-lips kiss that she received from Miley Cyrus AKA, The Princess of Twerking. She said the reason was because Miley tried to put her enormous, lizard-looking tongue do...
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Funny story: Katy Perry Addresses The Miley Cyrus Lesbian Marriage Rumors

Katy Perry Addresses The Miley Cyrus Lesbian Marriage Rumors

TARZANA, California - Katy Perry recently visited The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana. She said that she needed to get away from the press who have been hounding her ever since the infamous "kiss" with Miley Cyrus. Katy stated that Mi...
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Funny story: John Mayer and Kristen Stewart Spotted Engaged In A Bit of Tongue Hockey At The La Brea Tar Pits

John Mayer and Kristen Stewart Spotted Engaged In A Bit of Tongue Hockey At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA - Well by all accounts it certainly looks like it did not take John "The Player" Mayer long to get over his breakup with Katy "Tatas" Perry. A source revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk that Mayer and Kristen Stewart were seen in Mayer's BMW r...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Offers Miley Cyrus $900 If She'll Twerk Him

Russell Brand Offers Miley Cyrus $900 If She'll Twerk Him

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand said that he really got excited at watching Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry kissing. Brand who was married to Katy told Bedroom Pillow Talk that he always had a feeling that his honey liked to make out with girls. He noted...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Urges Katy Perry To Write A Song About That Low-Life, Heartbreaking John Mayer

Taylor Swift Urges Katy Perry To Write A Song About That Low-Life, Heartbreaking John Mayer

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Jennifer Aniston, Ke$ha, Jessica Simpson, and Katy Perry all have one thing in common. They were all wined and dined and then unceremoniously dumped by the biggest jerk wad in Tinsel Town, John "The Pla...
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Funny story: The Kansas State Senate Will Vote On Outlawing French Kissing

The Kansas State Senate Will Vote On Outlawing French Kissing

TOPEKA, Kansas - The recent news item about Miley Cyrus trying to French kiss Katy Perry kicked up renewed interest in the Kansas state senate. The matter had been proposed by Senator Magenta Quakerquill [R-Wichita] but it had been delegated to th...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Remarks That Miley Cyrus Has Got The Biggest Friggin Tongue He Has Ever Seen

Russell Brand Remarks That Miley Cyrus Has Got The Biggest Friggin Tongue He Has Ever Seen

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand appeared on The Viagra View and was told by Regis Philbin that he now has a connection to Miley Cyrus. Brand looked a bit puzzled and asked in what way. Philbin said that he was once married to Katy Perry, and Kat...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry Are At Eat Others Throats Over Their Infamous Mouth-On-Mouth Kiss

Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry Are At Eat Others Throats Over Their Infamous Mouth-On-Mouth Kiss

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Katy Perry needs to grow a pair (of nads not knockers) and stop acting like she's the Tinsel Town version of little Miss Snow White. Cyrus was referring to the notorious deep kiss that her...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Admits She May Be A Serial Female Kisser

Miley Cyrus Admits She May Be A Serial Female Kisser

LOS ANGELES - Well Miley Cyrus finished the month of February at 2 for 2. The unofficial twerking champion of the USA earlier locked lips with Katy Perry and now she has engaged in a deep French kiss with fellow singer Brooke Candy. When Miley...
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Funny story: Katy Perry: John Mayer And I Are Over - And This Time I Really, Really, Really, Mean It!

Katy Perry: John Mayer And I Are Over - And This Time I Really, Really, Really, Mean It!

LOS ANGELES - Katy Perry could have saved herself a lot of time, money, and heartache if she had only listened to 17 or so of her friends and relatives and realized that John Mayer is a loser with a capital L. Katy should have gathered that the du...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says That Katy Perry Is A Fantastically Sexy Kisser

Miley Cyrus Says That Katy Perry Is A Fantastically Sexy Kisser

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus has said that she's kissed more than her share of males and females. But the Princess of The Twerking World said that the kiss she recently shared with Katy Perry was one of the best kisses she has ever had. The former H...
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Funny story: Katy Perry Fears That Boyfriend John Mayer Is Cheating On Her

Katy Perry Fears That Boyfriend John Mayer Is Cheating On Her

BEVERLY HILLS - The "I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It" singer, Katy Perry has told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she is afraid that her boyfriend John Mayer is cheating on her. Fondue flipped his hair and replied, "Well duh! What did you expect...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Says That He Recently Talked To A Space Alien

Russell Brand Says That He Recently Talked To A Space Alien

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The former husband of Katy Perry, Russell Brand says that during his life he has taken all kinds of drugs and drank all kinds of drinks. He claims that he is now drug-free as well as drink-free. He recently confided to his hairsty...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Wins AMA Artist of the Year Again While Fully Clothed

Taylor Swift Wins AMA Artist of the Year Again While Fully Clothed

Taylor Swift has won the American Music Award for Artist of the Year thanks to all her fans. This was the third straight year (and fourth overall) she has won the Ho-Hum Award. Swift, who almost dozed off during the ceremony, stated that she's rea...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Confesses He Misses Ex-Wife Katy Perry's Sexy Boobs

Russell Brand Confesses He Misses Ex-Wife Katy Perry's Sexy Boobs

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand is one indivudual who can sometimes be very hard to figure out. Many of his closest friends say that they have stopped trying years ago. He noted that the one time that he actually felt kind of grounded was when h...
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