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Funny story: Matt Cardle, Katie Waissel, Wagner: "Let's Have A Discount Card!"

Matt Cardle, Katie Waissel, Wagner: "Let's Have A Discount Card!"

Stars of this season's X Factor are demanding a new perk for contestants - high street discount cards. They believe that once the show is over, there's little left for the attention-craving wannabes. "They give so much," said one insider. "The...
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Funny story: Cher Lloyd, Gillian McKeith, Chloe Mafia And Katie Waissell To Form A Girl Band!

Cher Lloyd, Gillian McKeith, Chloe Mafia And Katie Waissell To Form A Girl Band!

Sources are telling Skoob Entertainment News that the four are to form an all girl singing band along the lines of Diana Ross and the Supremes, or Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, but with lashings of spitting, swearing, meltdowns, fainting, and temp...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel and Her 81-Year-Old Grandmother Shelia Vogel To Star In The Sit-Com, 'The Working Girls Of Wembley'

Katie Waissel and Her 81-Year-Old Grandmother Shelia Vogel To Star In The Sit-Com, 'The Working Girls Of Wembley'

LONDON - The BBC Executive Director of New Shows Ellery Chilliwack has stated that he has signed former X-Factor contestant Katie Waissel and her grandmother, the 81-year-old prostitute Shelia Vogel to star in a new sit-com titled, The Working Girls...
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Funny story: X Factor Wagner Gagging Leads To New Career Move

X Factor Wagner Gagging Leads To New Career Move

While X Factor bosses have gone to extraordinary lengths to keep axed Wagner from talking about the show, they may have done him a favour. The wacky Brazilian was expected to appear on TV chat shows after being kicked off the show with Katie Waiss...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel Is Embarrassed To Learn That Her Sweet 81-Year-Old Granny Is A £250 Per Hour Hooker

X-Factor's Katie Waissel Is Embarrassed To Learn That Her Sweet 81-Year-Old Granny Is A £250 Per Hour Hooker

LONDON - X-Factor's Katie Waissel has just received the shock of her life. She has learned from the media that her 81-year-old grandmother Shelia Vogel is self-employed as a £250 [$389 U.S.] per hour prostitute. Vogel, reportedly has been plying h...
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Funny story: Earplug sales soar as Waissel wails

Earplug sales soar as Waissel wails

Shops all over the UK have reported a sudden surge in the sales of earplugs as Katie "Wastrel" Waissel's wailing made Wagner sound like Pavarotti on the latest edition of the x-factor. After a shocking first song, Wastrel then proceeded to compl...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Hooker Nan Fancies Threesome With Simon Cowell And Cheryl Cole?

Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Hooker Nan Fancies Threesome With Simon Cowell And Cheryl Cole?

Sheila Bugle, the disowned 81 year old prostitute grandmother of controversial X-Factor contestant Katie Waissel remained rabidly unrepentent this morning regarding her lifestyle, according to sources. Sheila, who advertises her services on websit...
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Funny story: Porn fans in shock after Waissel granny xxx-factor revelations

Porn fans in shock after Waissel granny xxx-factor revelations

"I don't think I'll ever get it up again!", "First goatse.cx and now this!" and "My eyes! My eyes!" are just some of the anguished comments made by porn fans after witnessing photos of, not Katie Waissel, but her 81-year-old Grandma. One porn fan...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel's Great Grandfather Was In The SS Claims Hack

Katie Waissel's Great Grandfather Was In The SS Claims Hack

It appears that despite having a slightly elfin new haircut and finally beginning to win over the cynical British public, X-Factor diva Katie Waissel isn't out of the woods yet, as embittered redtop hack Richard Littlecock launched yet another stunni...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel Hates Kittens And Her Grandad's A Pimp Claims Hack

Katie Waissel Hates Kittens And Her Grandad's A Pimp Claims Hack

Notorious red top hack, Richard Littlecock today added his lardy-arsed weight to the 'Let's All Hate Katie Waissel' movement by claiming that Katie can't stand kittens and that her grandad's a ruthless pimp working the mean streets of Bradford. "I...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Nan Is NOT A Prostitute

Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Nan Is NOT A Prostitute

Despite scurrilous reports to the contrary by a popular Sunday newspaper, Mrs Eloise Stroke, a neighbour and close confidante of Katie Waissel's nan today insisted that Sheila Vogel, 81 is not now, nor ever was a prostitute. Mrs Stroke insisted th...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel's Grandmother is still a Prostitute

X-Factor's Katie Waissel's Grandmother is still a Prostitute

Wayne Rooney has become a big fan of X-Factor, and voted for Katie Waissel several hundred times after Katie's grandmother revealed she is still a working prostitute at eighty-one years old. Katie's Gran, Sheila Vogel, revealed to the national pre...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton Reveals her Shock favourite on X-factor

Kate Middleton Reveals her Shock favourite on X-factor

Kate Middleton has revealed her favourite act on X-factor, and its a shocker. Contrary to what people may think, Kate's closest friends have revealed that Kate likes to support the underdog, just like Princess Diana did. And for that reason her...
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Funny story: X Factor Beatles Haunting Warning

X Factor Beatles Haunting Warning

A top psychic has warned that the X Factor house could be haunted by angry dead moptops if they go ahead with plans to have a Beatles theme night today. The controversy-hit show will see Kate Waissel sing Help!, Matt Cardle will perform Come Toget...
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Funny story: Royal Wedding X Factor Terror

Royal Wedding X Factor Terror

Frantic negotiations have been taking place behind the scenes in a bid to make sure Katie Waissell is not allowed anywhere near the Royal Wedding next year. Tom Jones has already offered to perform and as he is considered a national treasure, insi...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel Survives Again! It's The Collider Effect, Claims Boffin

Katie Waissel Survives Again! It's The Collider Effect, Claims Boffin

X Factor wannabe Katie Waissel's continued survival in the show can be explained by science claims a top boffin. Katie survived on the show this week at the expense of Aidan Grimshaw amid claims that the show is rigged. But top US physicist Dr...
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Funny story: X-Factor - Looks Like It's Goodnight Vienna For Paije - Katie Waissel Stays

X-Factor - Looks Like It's Goodnight Vienna For Paije - Katie Waissel Stays

A team of media analysts from Swaythling University Of Statistics last night predicted that X-Factor hopeful Paije Richardson will be given the chop this evening, following a dramatic sing-off with Wagner. Professor Hughie Ralph told Skoob Enterta...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel Attacked By Giant Gorilla

X-Factor's Katie Waissel Attacked By Giant Gorilla

Sources close to X-Factor hate figure Katie Waissel revealed today that on several occasions, the singer has come close to quitting the show. Katie, who has been absolutely slaughtered by the media was apparently sick and tired of being voted in t...
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