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Funny story: Katie Price and Peter Andre reunite to solve Syrian Crisis

Katie Price and Peter Andre reunite to solve Syrian Crisis

Z-List celebrities Katie Price (aka, ironically, Jordan) and Peter Andre have reunited for the first time to help solve the Syrian Crisis. The bimbo and the Aussie have been flown to the war-torn Middle Eastern country in an effort to ease tensio...
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Funny story: Jordan To Marry Again, Divorce Lawyer Orders New Yacht

Jordan To Marry Again, Divorce Lawyer Orders New Yacht

Everybody's favourite media whore, Katie Price (AKA Jordan) is set to get hitched for a third time. The latest sap who has fallen for her apparent charms is Argentinian model Leandro Penna. Jordan, 32FF, who has three children by eight differen...
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Funny story: Peter Andre Admits Part Two:

Peter Andre Admits Part Two:

"I've always hated music. I hate it with a passion that burns deeply within me. It's an all consuming hatred that almost single handily sustains me on a day to day basis. That and pizza; man I fucking love pizza." This was the shocking opening sta...
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Funny story: Katie Price In The Running For Chelsea Job

Katie Price In The Running For Chelsea Job

Former tits out model Katie Price, AKA Jordan, has thrown her pink hat into the ring by declaring herself interested in succeeding Andre Villas-Boas as Chelsea manager. The west London club axed AVB after a dismal eight months in charge of the ail...
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Funny story: Katie Price to undergo world's first human head transplant

Katie Price to undergo world's first human head transplant

So exclusive, it is exclusively exclusive, news reaches us that human blow up doll, Katie Price is set to undergo the world's first total head transplant. An aficionado of cosmetic surgery, Ms. Price has become a little bored of the more popular s...
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Funny story: Katie Price Victim of French Leaky Implants

Katie Price Victim of French Leaky Implants

Katie Price (aka Jordan) may be the first star to be having problems with leaky French tit implants. Price's PR gurus announced yesterday that one of her tits seems to be smaller than the other, a sure sign of problems. One guy said: 'Ms Price fe...
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Funny story: Ecstatic Peter Andre's new skincare range flying off shelves : Katie Price 'bloody fuming'

Ecstatic Peter Andre's new skincare range flying off shelves : Katie Price 'bloody fuming'

As reported some days ago, everyone's favourite aussie-greek, (do we actually know any others?..Ed.) Peter Andre, launched his new skincare range for men, 'Silli-cleanse by Andre'. Well our sources say that it is already this Christmas's number one s...
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Funny story: Katie Price - Leveson Enquiry

Katie Price - Leveson Enquiry

Katie Price, aka Jordan (the mahoosive breasted lover of geeky Greek men and lingerie wearing cage fighters) today started giving evidence about her experiences relating to UK press ethics. Price aimed her criticisms clearly at the now defunct New...
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Funny story: Celebrities are actually not famous at all

Celebrities are actually not famous at all

It's something we believed we knew for years, celebrities are manufactured. In her devastating expose of so-called 'Celebrity Culture', author Betty Zadick Head has demonstrated beyond doubt that the people that we deem famous are simply 'ordinary...
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Funny story: Price To Spill The Beans (different beans than from last time)

Price To Spill The Beans (different beans than from last time)

Model, mother, entrepreneur and prolific author Katie Price AKA Jordan has been there, done that and has the notches on the bed post! A one track minded woman whose mission is to grab as much money as she can and she will stop at nothing and trample...
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Funny story: Jordan buys space shuttle Atlantis, plans to paint it bright pink - Neighbours not happy

Jordan buys space shuttle Atlantis, plans to paint it bright pink - Neighbours not happy

Pneumatically enhanced model come author Jordan is well known for her love of all things pink ,famously respraying her fleet of flash motors including her new Bugatti bright pink. Apparently her sights are now set a lot higher ,in fact they could be...
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Funny story: Star Price 'disgusted' over News of the World hacker scandal

Star Price 'disgusted' over News of the World hacker scandal

CELEBRITY strumpet Katie Price is allegedly in contact with her lawyers after it was discovered The News of The World had NOT hacked into her mobile phone. The attention-seeking star is said to have almost fallen off her horse when the text came...
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Funny story: McCanns Unlikely To Stand Alongside Katie Price In Sick Joke Rumpus

McCanns Unlikely To Stand Alongside Katie Price In Sick Joke Rumpus

Gerry and Kate McCann, whose daughter Madeleine was abducted from Praia De Luz, Portugal in 2007, appear highly unlikely to align themselves alongside Katie Price, as the former page three model wages a war against sick jokes. Especially those mad...
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Funny story: Katie Price's Anti-Frankie Boyle Tirade Sparks Fresh Deluge Of Harvey Jokes

Katie Price's Anti-Frankie Boyle Tirade Sparks Fresh Deluge Of Harvey Jokes

Just when everybody had virtually forgotten all about the cruel jibes aimed at Katie Price's son, Harvey, by Scottish comedian, Frankie Boyle, Ms Price resurrected the whole affair by making a fly on the wall TV documentary about what a bastard Boyle...
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Funny story: Katie Price Goes Ballistic Over Sun Ronseal Jibe

Katie Price Goes Ballistic Over Sun Ronseal Jibe

Celebrity something or other, Katie Price went absolutely ballistic this morning when she opened the newspapers, after seeing her fake tan compared with a Ronseal finish in the Sun newspaper. Which also had published her photo, made changeable into d...
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Funny story: Katie Price Not Back In The Headlines - Not Even In The Daily Star!

Katie Price Not Back In The Headlines - Not Even In The Daily Star!

Fans of Katie Price, the publicity hungry, pneumatic former page 3 model and reality TV star, have been expressing grave concerns recently, because their heroine hasn't been hitting the headlines recently, despite her best efforts. Many fans thoug...
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Funny story: Lithuanian white water rafter to cross Atlantic on prize-winning sex doll!

Lithuanian white water rafter to cross Atlantic on prize-winning sex doll!

Vilnius - "So long as sharks don't bite off the nipples from my prizewinning doll Vaida I'm confident of breaking the world record!" Liudas Pestininkas told reporters this weekend. The champion of the National Men's Day water race - where contende...
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Funny story: Fears Raised That Katie Price's Head May Be About To Fall Off

Fears Raised That Katie Price's Head May Be About To Fall Off

Following a catastrophic £11,000 visit to a Hollywood hairdresser, which seemingly led to her hair breaking off all over the shop, sources close to the reality TV star Katie Price, say that they are genuinely concerned that her entire head may fall o...
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