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Funny story: Tom Cruise has sense of smell removed; science says, "Smell is effeminate."

Tom Cruise has sense of smell removed; science says, "Smell is effeminate."

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Actor, producer, and World-renowned movie star Tom Cruise underwent a rare elective surgery last Thursday at Cedar Sinai in Los Angeles. Mr. Cruise had his sense of smell removed; this comes after the National Science Foundation m...
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Funny story: Sources Confirm Katie Holmes Not "Hunting Foxxes" But "Picking Willows"

Sources Confirm Katie Holmes Not "Hunting Foxxes" But "Picking Willows"

Insiders have revealed new developments in recent rumors surrounding Katie Holmes and her alleged romance with Actor Jamie Foxx. Katie Holmes stated publicly this week that "Jamie and I are close. He is a wonderful confidant and we have become g...
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Funny story: Katie Holmes Confesses That New Boyfriend Jamie Foxx Is 10 Times More Fun Than Ex-Husband Tom Cruise Was

Katie Holmes Confesses That New Boyfriend Jamie Foxx Is 10 Times More Fun Than Ex-Husband Tom Cruise Was

NEW YORK CITY - Sweet little Katie Holmes is thrilled at the fact that she has a new boyfriend. Holmes is reportedly on Cloud 9 since she has been hitting the dating scene with Jamie Foxx star of Django Unchained. The 34-year-old brunette pixie...
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Funny story: Katie Holmes Caught In A Passionate Embrace With Russell Brand

Katie Holmes Caught In A Passionate Embrace With Russell Brand

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes mentioned back in May that she was so lonely that she had even entertained the idea of calling up Russell Brand. Well Katie finally went through with her thought and she called up Russell and invi...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Dates Rihanna In Hopes of Finally Dispelling Those Darn Gay Rumors

Tom Cruise Dates Rihanna In Hopes of Finally Dispelling Those Darn Gay Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - Tom Cruise flew up to San Francisco to attend Rihanna's recent concert performance at the Veni, Vidi, Vici Coliseum. He had called up the Barbadian beauty and told her that he wanted to take her out to dinner after she finished her...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Talks About Ex-Wife Katy Perry, Katie Holmes, and Kate Gosselin

Russell Brand Talks About Ex-Wife Katy Perry, Katie Holmes, and Kate Gosselin

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand recently remarked on The Viagra View that he does not miss his ex-wife Katy Perry one bit. He said that at first he did miss the way she used to talk dirty to him when they were in the privacy of their boudoir. Brand r...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

Tom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

REDONDO BEACH - Tom Cruise recently stated that at times he really misses his ex-wife Katie Holmes. The Mission Impossible star told Bedroom Pillow Talk that if there was any chance at all of him getting back together with Katie he would jump at i...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's hottest: Selma Blair

Hollyweird's hottest: Selma Blair

Selma Beitner (aka Batsheva), whose screen name is Selma Blair because (1) "Blair" sounds better than "Beitner," (2) she wants to hide her Jewish heritage ("'Blair' sounds less offensively Anglo," she says), has starred in one or two blockbusters, but she is not adverse to accepting roles in independent films or even art-house trash when the meatier roles are not forthcoming. Her "versatility," sh...
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Funny story: John Travolta Tells Kirstie Alley and Katie Holmes To Stop Attacking Leah Remini

John Travolta Tells Kirstie Alley and Katie Holmes To Stop Attacking Leah Remini

NEW YORK CITY - John Travolta flew into New York City to visit an old friend and he was asked about the recent scandal that is going on in his church. Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine asked Travolta why Kirstie Alley and Katie Holmes, w...
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Funny story: Julianne Hough Turns 25 Confesses She Wants To Physically Hook Up With Tom Cruise

Julianne Hough Turns 25 Confesses She Wants To Physically Hook Up With Tom Cruise

MARINA DEL REY - Julianne Hough celebrated her 25th birthday at a party at Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaurant in the town that George Strait made famous; Marina Del Rey. The 25-year-old ravishing blonde told a close friend that after ending a thre...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Reaches Out To Pal George Clooney After Stacy Keibler Ends Their Relationship

Tom Cruise Reaches Out To Pal George Clooney After Stacy Keibler Ends Their Relationship

BEVERLY HILLS - Tom Cruise is an expert when it comes to being dumped and so he figured that he would reach out to his friend George Clooney who has just been told by Stacy Keibler that their relationship is over, kaput, or as they say on the History...
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Funny story: Katie Holmes Says She Misses Tom Cruise As Much As Lindsay Lohan Misses Her Late-Night Partying

Katie Holmes Says She Misses Tom Cruise As Much As Lindsay Lohan Misses Her Late-Night Partying

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes watched 7-year-old daughter Suri board and a plane to visit her father out West in Tinsel Town. After Suri left, Katie broke down and said that she cannot stand being alone and wants to get together with some guy but p...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Admits He'd Like To Do The Hokey Pokey With Katie Holmes

Charlie Sheen Admits He'd Like To Do The Hokey Pokey With Katie Holmes

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen recently told Larry King on The Viagra View that he has probably been with more women than Hugh Hefner himself. King smiled, took a sip from his bottle of Geritol, and replied that he has no doubt about that. He ask...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise

Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart took time out from shopping on Rodeo Drive to respond to a claim regarding her and Katie Holmes' ex-husband Tom Cruise. K-Stew talked to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine. It seems that one of the supermarket t...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Caught Parked At The La Brea Tar Pits With a Katie Holmes Blowup Doll

Tom Cruise Caught Parked At The La Brea Tar Pits With a Katie Holmes Blowup Doll

LA BREA - Friends of Tom Cruise are concerned about him and say that he is still really bothered at the fact that last summer's movie Rock of Ages flopped at the box office big time. According to Silver Screen Showcase Magazine the film cost $75 m...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Reportedly Dating A Porn Star

Tom Cruise Reportedly Dating A Porn Star

CUCAMONGA - Tom Cruise attended a music concert featuring Hokey Pokey & The Okey Dokey Band at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga. After the concert he was interviewed by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine. He was asked if he h...
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Funny story: Katie Holmes Says She's Lonely And Needs A Boyfriend

Katie Holmes Says She's Lonely And Needs A Boyfriend

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Katie Holmes says that she is just not the same since she divorced Tom Cruise. The friend who did not want to give her name but did give her nickname; Salsa, said that she is really concerned for her friend. Ka...
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Funny story: Blake Shelton: I Ain't Divorcing Miranda - Hell She'd Shoot Me!

Blake Shelton: I Ain't Divorcing Miranda - Hell She'd Shoot Me!

NASHVILLE - One of country music's happiest couples, Blake Shelton and Miranda "Itty Bitty" Lambert are laughing silly at the Big D rumors. According to an inside source, Shelton is supposed to be involved in a semi-affair with Tom Cruise's ex-wif...
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