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Funny story: 'Aloof ' Russian spy Katia Zatuliveter was just cold 'because her miniskirts were too damned short!'

'Aloof ' Russian spy Katia Zatuliveter was just cold 'because her miniskirts were too damned short!'

London - (Frozen Ass Mess): Forget red top pundits' silly psychobabbling: gorgeous blonde Russian bombshell Katia Zatuliveter is not frigid - she merely has a frozen ass. A PR statement said today that for years the spookette had swallowed the glo...
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Funny story: Katia Zatuliveter Agrees To Appear In PlayGuy's Edition of 'Nude Women Spies of Russia'

Katia Zatuliveter Agrees To Appear In PlayGuy's Edition of 'Nude Women Spies of Russia'

LONDON - Katia Zatuliveter who has been arrested and charged with being a Russian spy has agreed to pose in a nude layout for PlayGuy magazine. Zatuliveter will appear in a magazine spread titled, Nude Women Spies of Russia. The article will also...
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Funny story: Whornet's nest of randy Russian interns 'has penetrated House of Commons'

Whornet's nest of randy Russian interns 'has penetrated House of Commons'

London - (Reuterus): A police sting op has uncovered dozens of nubile Russian mata haris in the Palace of Westmonster. Described as a veritable horny - er...whornet's! - nest of espionage it's full of blonde, leggy sirens prone to wearing expensi...
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Funny story: Intimate shots of bikini-clad Katia Zatuliveter found on Prince Harry's mobile phone

Intimate shots of bikini-clad Katia Zatuliveter found on Prince Harry's mobile phone

London - (Royal Mole/Ass Mess): Harry's 'just rubbing suntan lotion' all over pretty blonde intern Katia Zatuliveter's beauty spot. The soft and peachy hillock was described today by anti-espionage cops as a scene of special scientific interest.
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Funny story: Was sexy blonde bombshell Katia Zatuliveter leaking stuff to Julian Assange?

Was sexy blonde bombshell Katia Zatuliveter leaking stuff to Julian Assange?

London - (Spy-Who-Shagged-Me Mess): "We're not talking actual bodily fluids here," the head of UK anti-espionage said today, "but this pretty Russian lady was caught taking the piss." Zatuliveter the Mole was unmasked by assiduous covert surveilla...
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Funny story: Accused Russian spy Katia Zatuliveter 'a scapegoat for England world cup flop'

Accused Russian spy Katia Zatuliveter 'a scapegoat for England world cup flop'

London - (Spy-Who-Gagged-Me Mess): Pals of blonde, blue-eyed Katia Zatuliveter reckon she's a sacrificial lamb for England's World Cup 2018 slaughter. The 35CC-23-34 beauty faces extradition to Bloodyvostock in a tit (sic) for tat spat with Russia...
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