London - (Frozen Ass Mess): Forget red top pundits' silly psychobabbling: gorgeous blonde Russian bombshell Katia Zatuliveter is not frigid - she merely has a frozen ass.
A PR statement said today that for years the spookette had swallowed the glo...
LONDON - Katia Zatuliveter who has been arrested and charged with being a Russian spy has agreed to pose in a nude layout for PlayGuy magazine.
Zatuliveter will appear in a magazine spread titled, Nude Women Spies of Russia. The article will also...
London - (Reuterus): A police sting op has uncovered dozens of nubile Russian mata haris in the Palace of Westmonster.
Described as a veritable horny - er...whornet's! - nest of espionage it's full of blonde, leggy sirens prone to wearing expensi...
London - (Royal Mole/Ass Mess): Harry's 'just rubbing suntan lotion' all over pretty blonde intern Katia Zatuliveter's beauty spot.
The soft and peachy hillock was described today by anti-espionage cops as a scene of special scientific interest.
London - (Spy-Who-Shagged-Me Mess): "We're not talking actual bodily fluids here," the head of UK anti-espionage said today, "but this pretty Russian lady was caught taking the piss."
Zatuliveter the Mole was unmasked by assiduous covert surveilla...
London - (Spy-Who-Gagged-Me Mess): Pals of blonde, blue-eyed Katia Zatuliveter reckon she's a sacrificial lamb for England's World Cup 2018 slaughter.
The 35CC-23-34 beauty faces extradition to Bloodyvostock in a tit (sic) for tat spat with Russia...
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