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America 2014 - Tension on the Streets Increases

Funny story: America 2014 - Tension on the Streets Increases

Washington DC (STT News) - The Obama Administration today claimed that billions of Americans had signed up for his namesake medical plan, Obamacare. When asked about the numbers, considering that the US has only about 313 million citizens, HHS Priest...

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Obama administration using "secert email accounts" in bid for "government transparency"

WHITEWASHINGton, DC - The Associated Press (AP) has discovered that President Barack ("Barry") Obummer's, uh, Obama's administration, in the interest of "government transparency," has set up secret offshore email accounts and may be using them to cov...

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Diseased Yak Calls For Obamacare Coverage

Funny story: Diseased Yak Calls For Obamacare Coverage

BILLINGSGATE POST - A diseased Yak spending his last days in an assisted living corral in Billings, Montana called upon Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelious to grant him Obamacare so that he could spend his last days in what he calls "Yak dignity."...

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"Vinegar Pussy" Epidemic Forces Obamacare To Issue Free Douche Bags To College Coeds

Funny story: "Vinegar Pussy" Epidemic Forces Obamacare To Issue Free Douche Bags To College Coeds

BILLINGSGATE POST - Male students of Rutyard College in Boston demanded that free douche bag dispensers be placed on campus after claiming to be "overwhelmed by the smell of vinegar pussy" in their dormitories and classrooms. Although not common...

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Tired Of Your Itchy Ass-Hole? Vote For Mitt Romney This November

Funny story: Tired Of Your Itchy Ass-Hole? Vote For Mitt Romney This November

BILLINGSGATE POST - Suffering from erectile dysfunction? No Problem. Need an abortion? No Problem. Need sex change? No Problem. Need Penile Pump? No problem. Need new boobs, penis extender, nose job.....? No Problemo. However, if you are on...

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IRS Gets Tunnel Vision

Funny story: IRS Gets Tunnel Vision

The Obama administration today announced the initiation of a new program that provides a free annual colonoscopy for all wage earners with an Adjusted Gross Income (AGI) of more than $40,000 for individuals, and more than $62,000 for couples filing...

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Catholic Church To Secede From Union: Calls Obama "Devil's Own Handmate"

Funny story: Catholic Church To Secede From Union: Calls Obama "Devil's Own Handmate"

BILLINGSGATE POST - Catholic Church leaders vow to secede from Union rather than obey new decree from Devil's Handmate, President Barack Obama. Yesterday, the President's health chief, Kathleen Sebelius, decreed that the Catholic Church must provide...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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