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Broadsheet dubs singer Katherine Jenkins 'an offensive and dangerous sham'

Funny story: Broadsheet dubs singer Katherine Jenkins 'an offensive and dangerous sham'

London - A 'Classic Brits - an offensive and dangerous sham' caption on the paper's front page sits squarely above the Welsh mezzo-soprano's pic. It's the latest media swipe at the diminutive blond warbler who bizarrely - an for no apparent reaso...

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Swarming mosquitoes threaten Saturday's Last Night of the Proms in Hyde Park

Funny story: Swarming mosquitoes threaten Saturday's Last Night of the Proms in Hyde Park

London - Millions of mosquito larvae in the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain have suddenly hatched in the glorious September sunshine like a colony of Pthirus pubis - pubic crab lice - on the Old Queen Mum's snatch. This morning a swarm of the lit...

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Rumours Of Katherine Jenkins Affair With David Beckham Rubbished By Reg Bond

Funny story: Rumours Of Katherine Jenkins Affair With David Beckham Rubbished By Reg Bond

As the internet was last night swamped with rumours regarding an alleged affair between Welsh Diva Katherine Jenkins and underpant pin-up boy, David Beckham, former minder to the stars, Reg Bond, from Burnley dismissed the rumours as 'rubbish.' Sp...

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Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

Funny story: Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough has said that ever since he started dancing at a very young age people have naturally assumed that he rode sidesaddle. He says that nothing could be farther from the truth. The Dancing With The Stars...

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Popstar to Operastar: Has The Fat Lady Sung?

Funny story: Popstar to Operastar: Has The Fat Lady Sung?

It's not over 'til the fat lady sings, but there are fears she may have already warbled the death notes for ITV's reality show Popstar to Operastar after ratings halved in just four weeks. Popstar was watched by 6.3 million viewers when its second...

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Manic Street Preacher Teams Up With Katherine Jenkins For Folk Album

Funny story: Manic Street Preacher Teams Up With Katherine Jenkins For Folk Album

Rock revolutionary Nicky Wire is to release an album of of Welsh love ballads and folk songs with sexy soprano Katherine Jenkins. The generation terrorist is said to be seeking a change from the band's outspoken invective on alienation and cultura...

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Katherine Jenkins Naked - No Chance

Funny story: Katherine Jenkins Naked - No Chance

Anyone hoping to log on to naked photographs of Welsh diva Katherine Jenkins is going to have to spend an awful long time on line, only to be disappointed because no such pictures actually exist - at least not in the public domain - as we can exclusi...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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