Simon Cowell, the leader of the X Factor panel of judges, is in hot water with TV bosses tonight, after he was discovered performing, what has been described as, "an outrageous and disgusting act" in his dressing room after Saturday's show.
Kate and Gin, the Border Collie at the centre of the Britain's Got Talent vote-rigging allegations, are to split, say friends of the lesbian couple.
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