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Kate Moss to sue Kate Winslet

Funny story: Kate Moss to sue Kate Winslet

The model Kate Moss is to sue the actress Kate Winslet after the 'Titanic' star followed her husband in placing a copy write on her new legal name Kate Rocknroll. Winslet married the Virgin Galactic boss who is a nephew of Sir Richard Branson just...

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Mayor of London admits to mistake in London 2012 Olympics Closing Ceremony

Funny story: Mayor of London admits to mistake in London 2012 Olympics Closing Ceremony

Floppy haired part-time 'Night-Mayor of London' Morris Johnson today admitted to close friends to a string of errors in the London 2012 Closing Ceremony. The cloth-eared Mayor, who has continually embarrassed the Capital since wrangling the job f...

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Kate Moss crashes in Oxford Street

Funny story: Kate Moss crashes in Oxford Street

London - An exotic fruit shop hoarding featuring the super model has collapsed causing injury and mayhem in the busy Central London shopping thoroughfare. 38 year-old Kate has been the face of Mango ever since Peaches Geldof turned down the plum r...

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Doherty sings the blues in Camden

Funny story: Doherty sings the blues in Camden

London - The No Woman No Cry matinee gig at Camden's Blues Kitchen on Saturday is the singer's Two Fingers Up Yours concert message to ex-love Kate Moss. The model, who was once the love of Doherty's life, got hitched last weekend 'to some boring...

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Kate Moss Arrested at Isle of Wight Festival

Funny story: Kate Moss Arrested at Isle of Wight Festival

Kate Moss's Hen Night has been cancelled because she's been arrested for offending a policeman. The Policeman who is rumoured to be called Robert, and sometimes known as Bobbie, took offence when Kate tried to Mimic his Birmingham accent. Bob...

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Kate Moss & Jamie - Are They Or Aren't They?

Funny story: Kate Moss & Jamie - Are They Or Aren't They?

It's the question on several people's lips today: are supermodel Kate Moss and rock star boyf Jamie Hince hitched? According to reports yesterday they tied the know at a secret ceremony in Sicily in August. But there have since been serious eff...

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Ronnie Wood disappointed with Kate Moss

Funny story: Ronnie Wood disappointed with Kate Moss

Ronnie Wood the string pinging dinosaur is said to be absolutely devastated at the news his latest love Kate Moss has married. Wood (very old) is believed to have locked himself away in his council house in Peckham and is refusing to answer the door.

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Russell Brand Copped Off With Kate Moss According To 'Booky Wook 2 - This Time It's Personal' - Nothing New There Then

Funny story: Russell Brand Copped Off With Kate Moss According To 'Booky Wook 2 - This Time It's Personal' - Nothing New There Then

It has just come to the attention of Skoob Entertainment News that according to his latest publication, 'Booky Wook 2 - This Time It's Personal' long haired lothario Russell Brand copped off with Kate Moss. Nothing new there then. Russell is re...

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Kate Moss "Tell All" Reveals What Triggered her Anorexia

Funny story: Kate Moss "Tell All" Reveals What Triggered her Anorexia

Supermodel, Kate Moss, IQ 45, has revealed in an in-depth interview with Shallow Magazine how she got and overcame her anorexia, believing it will help others who are in the situation she was in (but isn't in any more, in case her lawyers are reading...

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Courtney Love in Kate Moss lesbian shagging caper

Funny story: Courtney Love in Kate Moss lesbian shagging caper

London - (Buff Muff): "Later, we flossed together and flushed out each others' cavities with Oralzap!," the Hole singer said today. "Sure took a good few days for the carpet burns to fade, though!" The steamy one night stand in Milan's Astoria...

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Kate Moss To Advertise Prunes

Funny story: Kate Moss To Advertise Prunes

Kate Moss, the celebrity super model, has been hired by the Prune Marketing Board-slogan "Prunes. A Weight Off Your Mind. She is to advertise prunes in a series of posters designed by Rolf Harris. Moss is to avoid using make up during these experi...

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Stand aside Kate Moss - Fabregas and Walcott are the new Catwalk Queens

Funny story: Stand aside Kate Moss - Fabregas and Walcott are the new Catwalk Queens

Following the comments made by Chelsea's German midfield general Michael Ballack that Arsenal are far too pretty to win the premiership, Arsene Wenger has hit back claiming he is just jealous because he's an ugly German bitch. ''Ee 'as a face like...

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A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

Funny story: A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

The Rolling Stone's guitarist Ronnie Wood has helped contribute to a spoof writer's list of punning headlines, by announcing that he has refused to collect supermodel Kate Moss in his privately owned bin lorry. The hell raising shrivelled up big n...

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Kate Moss Planning The Mother of all Scandals

Funny story: Kate Moss Planning The Mother of all Scandals

St John's Wood, London - Kate Moss has expressed grave concern that her public notoriety is slipping, after not having being involved in any kind of scandal for almost 12 months. Moss, 34, has revealed it has been a gradual downhill slide since th...

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Kate Moss' Rules for Proper Dress!

Kate Moss, Model Extraordinaire, has revealed to thespoof.thelook her secrets of fashion: Rule One: Starve Yourself Rule Two: After you starve yourself, don't have anything to eat. Rule Three: Don't forget the pills, diuretics, ipecac syrup and lots of speed Rule Four: Rehab is a storehouse of fashion looks! Rule Five: Remember , vertical stripes can make you disappear Rule Six:...

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Kate Moss livid at paper's headless corpse link

Funny story: Kate Moss livid at paper's headless corpse link

London - (Decapitated Mess): Supermodel Kate Moss is mad as hell today following reports in a London evening paper linking her to the discovery of a headless corps found rolled up in a duvet and stuffed inside a supermarket trolley.

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Diana's Butler now "in love" with Kate Moss

Funny story: Diana's Butler now "in love" with Kate Moss

Paul Burrell continued to combine his two obsessions of headline grabbing and vulnerable women by having an affair with Kate Moss .

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Kate Moss slams 'fake' orgy claims

Funny story: Kate Moss slams 'fake' orgy claims

London - (Ass Mess): Supermodel Kate Moss has slammed Sunday Tosser reports that she is so old, haggard and generally past it she had to hire professional lookalikes to stage a fake orgy at her 34th birthday party last week while she was se...

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