London - Fans of Dame Edna Everage were agog this weekend as pics of pregnant Kate hit the net showing an elderly female serf - a dead ringer for ex-bridesmaid and long term Dame companion Madge Allsop - hauling the spoils of a shopping trip.
The...
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the hit dancing show Dancing With The Stars have already sat down and are trying to figure out who to invite to appear on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars.
One name which has come up in previous meetings is t...
North Korea - 'Princess Kate water birth goes tragically wrong' was the headline on Pyongyang News Tonite** as the North Korean national broadcaster played film footage of a baby 'flushed down the pan'.
Notoriously picky about which news stories t...
London - The Queen's practically had a heart attack at the news that a Kate Middleton garden gnome 'looking like it had swallowed a mouthful' was found in a state of flagrente delicto at a Chelsea Flower Show preview party.
Modeled on pregnant roy...
NEW YORK CITY - Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Revue is reporting that there appears to be some problems in the fairy tale marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge.
Wasabi spoke with a correspondent with Engl...
LONDON - Queen Elizabeth has said that she will not tolerate anyone in the royal family not adhering to established royal protocol.
Reports out of Buckhouse AKA Buckingham Palace state that the 87-year-old gal is sick and tired of reading about he...
Brisbane - Australia's second-largest and third-most populous state has put its foot down about the Douchesse of Cambridge becoming queen after extensive DNA testing showed Kate Middleton is Cherie Blair's squalid brat.
The sovereign state of Quee...
LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s.
Reports are that Kate and William had been wanti...
The trouble began when a scientific study was released suggesting that it's very educational for babies to have their parents talk to them a lot.
Too many parents have taken the advice to heart, constantly yakking away at their babies and giving...
SAN FRANCISCO - The Black Eyed Peas performed before a sold-out crowd at The Ipso Facto Coliseum in the City By The Bay.
After the concert Will.i.am. was interviewed backstage by Gibraltar Yukon with Celebrity Globe.
He was asked about the rumo...
LONDON - Pippa Middleton has made it quite clear that she is going ahead with her plans to give her sister Kate a baby shower no matter what Queen Elizabeth says.
According to The Ta Ta For Now News Agency the royal queen when told of the baby sho...
LONDON - Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that Queen Elizabeth has expressed her displeasure at the names that her granddaughter-in-law, Kate Middleton has chosen for her and Prince William's baby-to-be.
According to Brompton Boxgrove...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato recently addressed the rumors regarding a personal, intimate involvement between her and her X-Factor boss Simon Cowell, 53.
Lovato spoke with Taffeta Kixx, ex iRumors reporter who is now employed by The Gossipette Ga...
Cyberspace - Bootleg online images of Kate Middleton's second trimester brat have been traced to London's Royal Freak Hospital's ultrasound department.
They show a previously unrecorded species gestating in her rent-a-bun-oven amid rumors that a m...
NEW YORK CITY - Reports are that Queen Elizabeth is fit to be tied (once again) over the over exposure of granddaughter-in-law Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge.
Kate The Great and her husband William The Hubby were having a great time v...
Mustique - There's faux outrage from Buckingham Palace tonight at the publication of holiday snaps of Kate and Wills.
Secretly commissioned by the Palace PR machine the bootleg pics in an Italian rag look carefully staged for a dank and blear Febr...
Manhattan, NY - A creepy new portrait of top Brit gold digger Kate Middleton has been panned by a leading New York art critic despite rave reviews on the other side of the Pond.
Dr Cosmo Gouazzo, Gulbenkian Professor of Gum Arabic Studies at The S...
The model Kate Moss is to sue the actress Kate Winslet after the 'Titanic' star followed her husband in placing a copy write on her new legal name Kate Rocknroll.
Winslet married the Virgin Galactic boss who is a nephew of Sir Richard Branson just...