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Funny story: Kate McCann tests DNA positive for Susan Greenfield's daughter

Kate McCann tests DNA positive for Susan Greenfield's daughter

London - (Gonads): The Rothley GP has brushed aside reports that ousted Royal Institution director Barrenness (sic) Greenfield is her birth mother. "That's about as daft as rumors that Gerry McCann is Gorgon Brown's son, haha," spokesman Clarence...
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Funny story: Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum Karen and Step Dad Craig to Child Mind on their next holiday

Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum Karen and Step Dad Craig to Child Mind on their next holiday

Gerry and Kate McCann, who admit to not looking after the daughter Maddie properly, while on holiday at Praia da Luz during May 2007, have invited Shannon Mathews Mum Karen, and her Step Dad Craig Meehan to look after their twin siblings Sean and Ame...
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Funny story: JK Rowling, Heather Mills and Kate McCann all siblings?

JK Rowling, Heather Mills and Kate McCann all siblings?

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Perish the thought...But a UK weekend tabloid is fighting a High Court attempt to gag results of a nine month probe claiming headline-grabbers JK Rowling, Heather Mills and Kate McCann 'all have the same biological fath...
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Funny story: McCanns to sue the Matthews family

McCanns to sue the Matthews family

Modern day heroes and saints Gerry and Kate McCann are to sue the family of Shannon Matthews for taking press attention away from the ongoing search for Madeleine.
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Funny story: Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad to Sunday Tea

Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad to Sunday Tea

Gerry and Kate McCann have done what they think is a Christian thing by inviting Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad to Sunday Tea at their Leicestershire home.
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Funny story: GMC asks if quack MMR doctor and Kate McCann were once an item

GMC asks if quack MMR doctor and Kate McCann were once an item

London - (Ass Mess): A hearing into the gross professional misconduct of MMR quack Dr Andrew Wakefield has asked about his personal links to Rothley GP Kate McCann.
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Funny story: Maddie McCann, Birds and Boats and Planes etc. Tell me its not True its just a Fairy Story

Maddie McCann, Birds and Boats and Planes etc. Tell me its not True its just a Fairy Story

Since the tragic disappearance of three year old Maddie McCann on 3rd May 2007, Clarence Mitchell, the McCann's Spokesman, and several well known Newspapers, have named every conceivably mode of transport, that Maddy may have been abducted in, t...
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Funny story: Kate McCann Rebranded

Kate McCann Rebranded

News emerged today that award winning Lisbon based design agency E-Nova have been retained by the Find Madeleine fund to undertake a ground up rebranding exercise of key elements of Team McCann in order to increase their appeal in the Portuguese mark...
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Funny story: Search for Madeleine Continues as New Photofit released

Search for Madeleine Continues as New Photofit released

Gerry McCann went back to work as a cardiologist at Glenfield Hospital in Leicester, England this week. Looking sexy ater his boob job, he said that he and his wife Kate had done as much as they could in the search f...
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Funny story: Madeleine's Abductor Had No Face

Madeleine's Abductor Had No Face

A sketched picture of a man believed to look a bit like the person who may have abducted Madeleine McCann, if indeed, she has been abducted, has been hastily cobbled together in a joint venture by one of Mr and Mrs McCann's drunken friends, and an F...
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