Floppy haired part-time 'Night-Mayor of London' Morris Johnson today admitted to close friends to a string of errors in the London 2012 Closing Ceremony.
The cloth-eared Mayor, who has continually embarrassed the Capital since wrangling the job f...
National music treasure Kate Bush has become the the latest victim in the current spate of happy slapping attacks in and around London.
Ms Bush, creator of such classics as Wuthering Heights, Babooshka and Cloudbusting was reportedly shopping in R...
A poll taken amongst music listeners has admitted that the vast majority suffer from what has been described as "Kate Bush Stress".
Although the British songstress only brings out an album every 20 years, the effect her high pitched screaming has...
Lily Allen may have won 3 Novello awards for her songwriting and her interpretation of 'The Fear' but according to 1970s music buff Fluff Babcock she'll never be as good as 70s weirdness icon Kate Bush who stunned a nation with her squeaky voiced ren...
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