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Popular California Tattoo Artist Says A Very Famous Celebrity Inquired About Getting A Butt Tattoo

Funny story: Popular California Tattoo Artist Says A Very Famous Celebrity Inquired About Getting A Butt Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - One of the most highly respected tattoo artists in the United States, Bong Bong of Venice Beach, said that he has just received a call from a famous celebrity inquiring about a tattoo. Bong Bong said that the celebrity i...

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David Letterman Reveals Who He Would Marry If He Was Single

Funny story: David Letterman Reveals Who He Would Marry If He Was Single

NEW YORK CITY - The host of Late Night With David Letterman is afraid that he may have said a little more than he should of the other evening. Letterman was being interviewed by Macadamia Honeysuckle with The LaLaLand Daily when she suddenly asked...

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Rihanna Draws The Line At The Clitoral Tattoo

Funny story: Rihanna Draws The Line At The Clitoral Tattoo

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Rihanna loves nothing better than to show off her numerous tattoos to not only her close friends but to mere acquaintances as well. She has said that she feels like her body is merely an easel and her tattoo artist is the legendar...

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Justin Bieber Starting To Give Kat Von D and Jesse James Some Serious Competition in The Tattoo Department

Funny story: Justin Bieber Starting To Give Kat Von D and Jesse James Some Serious Competition in The Tattoo Department

CHICAGO - Justin Bieber says he is doing his level best to try and stay out of trouble but that's kinda like Kirstie Alley saying she is going to cut back on her cookies consumption. Bieber who appears to be trying so hard to become one of the "Bi...

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Kat Von D Dumps Another Fiancé

Funny story: Kat Von D Dumps Another Fiancé

SAN FRANCISCO - One of America's most tattooed females, Kat Von D, has just announced that she has tossed fiancé DJ Deadmaug5 to the celebrity curb. The 31-year-old Von D, who almost has as many tattoos as her former ex-future fiancé Jesse "Messy"...

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Kat Von D's Body Has Finally Run Out of Tattoo Room

Funny story: Kat Von D's Body Has Finally Run Out of Tattoo Room

REDONDO BEACH - Kat Von D who was at one time supposed to have married fellow tattoo enthusiast Jesse James has revealed what many knew was coming sooner or later. Miss Von D told Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Tapioca Swizzle that she has flat ru...

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Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

Funny story: Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kat Von D was in West Holly visiting the most famous tattoo artist in the country, Sawyer "The Needleman" Frazzlewater. Frazzlewater has tattooed some of the most famous celebrities on both coasts. He has given Kat some of her...

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Kat Von D Gets Engaged!

Funny story: Kat Von D Gets Engaged!

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California - One of America's most tattooed females, Kat Von D is floating on Cloud 9. She has just announced that her on-again, off-again boyfriend Joel Zimmerman AKA Deadmau5, a local L.A. disc jockey, has asked her to be his pe...

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Kat Von D Gets Seven Jesse James Tattoos Removed

Funny story: Kat Von D Gets Seven Jesse James Tattoos Removed

SAN FRANCISCO - Kat Von D, who is one of the most tattooed women in America, has just had seven of the ink markings removed. Von D, who dumped her fiancé "Messy" Jesse James after she found out he had been unfaithful with 20 different women, said...

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Kat Von D's Tattoo Dilemma

Funny story: Kat Von D's Tattoo Dilemma

VENICE BEACH, California - Kat Von D is perhaps one of the most tattooed women in the entire country. The former fianceé of "Messy" Jesse James has said that she has become addicted to tattoos and now has more than most American males over the age...

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Kate Gosselin Says No To Getting Back With Russell Brand

Funny story: Kate Gosselin Says No To Getting Back With Russell Brand

READING, Pennsylvania - It has been nearly two months since Kate Gosselin ended her relationship with Russell "Sniffles" Brand. And the former star of two reality shows Jon and Kate Plus 8 and Kate Plus 8, recently stated that although she admits...

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Kate Gosselin Fantasizing About Tom Cruise

Funny story: Kate Gosselin Fantasizing About Tom Cruise

HOLLYWOOD - Ever since breaking up with Russell Brand, Kate Gosselin says that she has been feeling quite depressed and trying to figure out how to deal with that empty feeling that she has inside. She says that watching after her eight kids has h...

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Kate Gosselin Desperate For A New Reality Show

Funny story: Kate Gosselin Desperate For A New Reality Show

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, who recently broke up with her boyfriend Russell "Sniffles" Brand, says that she is still upset that he cheated on her with Kat Von D, or the "Tattooed Circus Woman" as Kate calls her. She noted that there ar...

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Russell Brand Says He Misses Ex-Girlfriend Kate Gosselin's 8 Kids

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand called up Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors and told her that he wants her to let everyone know that he is sorry and really regrets his little recent indiscretion with Kat Von D. He stated that he had no idea that it would...

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Kate Gosselin Dumps Russell Brand

Funny story: Kate Gosselin Dumps Russell Brand

READING, Pennsylvania - The woman who is employed as Kate Gosselin's nanny Mindy Lulu Lickenfeister has stated that Kate is devastated at boyfriend Russell Brand's infidelity. Gosselin, 37, was told by a close friend that iRumors reporter Taffeta...

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Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kat Von D

Funny story: Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kat Von D

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand is reportedly still upset that he was not invited to be a special guest of Queen Elizabeth II, during the Summer Olympics in London. Prior to the Olympics, Brand had bragged to his girlfriend Kate Gosselin that he was cer...

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Tattoo-Crazy Rihanna Gets Tat #16

Funny story: Tattoo-Crazy Rihanna Gets Tat #16

VENICE BEACH - One of Rihanna's closest friends Celestina "Muffy" Dutzernova has expressed concern and worry that the Barbados beauty is getting carried away with her body tattoos. Miss Dutzernova told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres...

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It Appears That Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Could Be Getting Married Pretty Soon

Funny story: It Appears That Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Could Be Getting Married Pretty Soon

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Just one week ago the two lovebirds known as Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were really involved in a highly heated discussion about her tattoos. Liam had flat out told her that he wanted for her to get them removed. Miley replie...

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