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Funny story: Karl Rove offers brain transfusion to Hillary Clinton from his own cranium

Karl Rove offers brain transfusion to Hillary Clinton from his own cranium

Mindful of the uproar over his recent comment that Hillary Clinton may have suffered brain damage from a fall back in December, 2012, Karl Rove clarified his position yesterday. According to reps from his office he is merely worried--including con...
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Funny story: Hillary needs her head examined says former Bush phrenologist** Karl Rove

Hillary needs her head examined says former Bush phrenologist** Karl Rove

Washington - "For all we know she's already brain dead," Karl Rove tweeted today, "guess not many folk could tell the difference either way." Crazy talk like that means, of course, that stuff's happening up on the Hill where the ex-Secretary of S...
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Funny story: GOP Acquires Carnival Cruise Lines for 'Fun and Profit'

GOP Acquires Carnival Cruise Lines for 'Fun and Profit'

Somewhere At Sea - Looking to shake its stodgy image and sinking popularity, the Republican Party has purchased Carnival Cruise Lines. The move is designed to rebrand and re-energize the right side of the political spectrum. "From here on out, the...
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Funny story: Karl Rove Seen Begging On Street Corners With A Cardboard Sign - "Will Smear Someone for Food"

Karl Rove Seen Begging On Street Corners With A Cardboard Sign - "Will Smear Someone for Food"

Little has been seen of Karl Rove, the Republican Wunderkind of underhanded politics, since his horrendous humiliation due to Obama winning the Presidential election- until now. Witness's claim to have seen him at various street corners around Washin...
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Funny story: Obama pardons America's fattest and stupidest turkey: Karl Rove of Fox News

Obama pardons America's fattest and stupidest turkey: Karl Rove of Fox News

WASHINTON, DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama carried on the tradition of pardoning a turkey this Thanksgiving, but the recipient of the clemency, Karl Rove, was not at all impressed. "We received requests to pardon more than 50,000 turkeys this...
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Funny story: Karl Rove Pays To The Piper After Dancing To The Music In A Darkened Washington Back Alley

Karl Rove Pays To The Piper After Dancing To The Music In A Darkened Washington Back Alley

Karl Rove, weasel extraordinaire and famous shill for the Republican Party, was found unconscious, beaten half to death and left lying in a Washington alley early this morning. Surveillance tapes retrieved from security cameras around the neighborhoo...
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Funny story: Saving Strategist Karl Rove

Saving Strategist Karl Rove

James Bond and new film, Skyfall, lands in theaters just in time to save political strategist Karl Rove from the clutches of campaign donors who contributed over $400 million to Rove's American Crossroads super PAC, and got nothing, zero, zip in retu...
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Funny story: Give hate a chance: New Karl Rove Super-Pac.

Give hate a chance: New Karl Rove Super-Pac.

Karl Rove, sometimes known as "Bush's brain," and dispenser of hundreds of millions of dollars in the 2012 political campaigns has announced a new Super-Pac: Give Hate a Chance. Rove, appeared at his news conference looking somewhat disheveled an...
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Funny story: Ailes: New Fox Viewer Chip "Seal Team Six" Finds, Kills Truth

Ailes: New Fox Viewer Chip "Seal Team Six" Finds, Kills Truth

On the heels of an election that came as no surprise to math aficionados like Nate Silver but left a presidential candidate, Fox News anchors and viewers "shell-shocked", confused, angry and even crying, Fox News President Roger Ailes announced the n...
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Funny story: "Smell it? Hell, we're sitting in it!" says Karl Rove

"Smell it? Hell, we're sitting in it!" says Karl Rove

It was not a memo Karl Rove wanted to be made public says Politico in an article this morning. It was meant only for donors to his Super Pac, Crossroads GPS and other millionaire donors such as the Koch brothers. Rove is vehemently denying its existe...
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Funny story: Hillary announces for 2016! Karl Rove enters re-hab!

Hillary announces for 2016! Karl Rove enters re-hab!

When the DC press corps arrived at Karl Rove's home late Thursday night, they viewed a spectacle that no one ever expected to see. After hearing on a police scanner that there was a problem at the Rove residence, most of the media was at the home as...
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Funny story: Karl Rove to become priest in Catholic Church

Karl Rove to become priest in Catholic Church

Vatican--Karl Rove is sick of exploiting the weak-minded with tales of how some mysterious figure is trying to take away all their rights. "I feel the horrible burden of my sins, all the lies, like Republicans care about the unborn children of po...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sleeps with Karl Rove

Sarah Palin Sleeps with Karl Rove

Washington--Sarah Palin isn't denying rumors she slept with Karl Rove to get him to say something positive about her. "I won't say that Karlly and I slept together. I will just say that the mainstream media just wants us to hookup and put our feu...
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Funny story: Karl Rove to Appear on Season 12 of Dancing with the Stars

Karl Rove to Appear on Season 12 of Dancing with the Stars

Hollywood - Dancing with the Stars announced today that Karl Rove will be part of the cast when they start season 12. It has long been rumored that Karl Rove, who likes to dance, had hinted that he would love to be on the show. "I am excited...
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Funny story: Interview with Karl Rove

Interview with Karl Rove

Karl Rove is responsible for getting President Bush elected in 2000 and and 2004. He wrote his own memiors and is trying to improve the sales for his book by doing an interview with me. UWGB-Beek: I am not going to beat around the bush on this one, but do you feel any guilt for using dirty tactics to get George Bush in the White House. Karl Rove: I didn't use dirty tricks to get Bush elect...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney Returns as "Dr. Strangelove" In Classic Movie Remake

Dick Cheney Returns as "Dr. Strangelove" In Classic Movie Remake

Dick Cheney returns to the worlds spotlight this week as he appears in his first movie part- reprising the unforgettable Peter Sellers role of Dr. Strangelove in the remake of the Stanley Kubrik movie of the same name. Sellers made cinematic histo...
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Funny story: Cheney, Rove, Palin and Limbaugh Threaten to Burn Spoof Writers

Cheney, Rove, Palin and Limbaugh Threaten to Burn Spoof Writers

Indianapolis - Dick Cheney, Karl Rove Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin are tracking down American Spoof writers from the British internet rag The Spoof.com. First on their list was Jalopenoman in Texas who claims to be conservative, but is often cau...
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Funny story: Republicans Acuse Christine O'Donnel of Being a Witch, Vow to Burn After a "Fair" Trial

Republicans Acuse Christine O'Donnel of Being a Witch, Vow to Burn After a "Fair" Trial

Salem - In one of the most extreme right moves of the century,Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh have captured Christine O' Donnell and transported her to stand trial for witchcraft. Rep. Mike Pence (R) of Indiana, the third-ranking Republican in the Hou...
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