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Karen Mathews opens national babysitting agency

Funny story: Karen Mathews opens national babysitting agency

Recently jailed stunner Karen Matthews has been let out of prison this morning in a bizzare twist, she has agreed to open and run a new national baby sitting service. Many are against Karen working with children as they feels she is not a fit care...

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Karen Matthews Gets Banged-Up For 'Not Long Enough'

Funny story: Karen Matthews Gets Banged-Up For 'Not Long Enough'

Karen Matthews, the 'mother' of Shannon Matthews, the schoolgirl who went 'missing' for three weeks until she was found under a bed, has been jailed at Leeds Crown Court for 'not long enough'. In amazing scenes, not-very-appropriately-named judge,...

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Karen Matthews Is The BBC's Tracy Beaker's Real Mum Shock Disgust Horror!

Funny story: Karen Matthews Is The BBC's Tracy Beaker's Real Mum Shock Disgust Horror!

The most evil woman at the moment, Karen Matthews, is the secret mother of the fictional Tracy Beaker, says me. It can be revealed by me, that evil Karen, 32 and 3/4, had Tracy when she was ten years old and then discarded her in a television p...

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Karen Matthews Post-Trial Interview

Funny story: Karen Matthews Post-Trial Interview

Karen Matthews, the 'mother' of Little Shannon Matthews, has spoken to reporters after being found guilty of kidnap, false imprisonment and perverting the course of justice. She will be sentenced soon. Shannon, who was kidnapped by Michael 'Dimwit...

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Karen Matthews Charged With Being A Drug-taking, Pathetic, Filthy, Stinking, Ugly, Moron

Funny story: Karen Matthews Charged With Being A Drug-taking, Pathetic, Filthy, Stinking, Ugly, Moron

Karen Matthews, the mother of little schoolgirl Shannon, who went missing before being found under a bed, has been charged with being a drug-taking, pathetic, filthy, stinking, stoney-faced, ugly moron at her trial at Leeds Crown Court. The 32-yea...

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Karen Matthews To Figure In England's First Trial-By-TV Trial

Funny story: Karen Matthews To Figure In England's First Trial-By-TV Trial

Karen Matthews, who neglected her 9-year-old daughter Shannon so viciously, the schoolgirl hid in the base of her stepfather's uncle's bed, is to be the first defendant in British legal history to stand trial by Trial...

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Records are there to be broken

Funny story: Records are there to be broken

Karen Matthews, Mother of Shannon has contacted the 'Guinness Book of Records' to enquire what the highest number of arrests within one family stands at.

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Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum Karen and Step Dad Craig to Child Mind on their next holiday

Funny story: Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum Karen and Step Dad Craig to Child Mind on their next holiday

Gerry and Kate McCann, who admit to not looking after the daughter Maddie properly, while on holiday at Praia da Luz during May 2007, have invited Shannon Mathews Mum Karen, and her Step Dad Craig Meehan to look after their twin siblings Sean and Ame...

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Karen Matthews To Star In 'Shameless'

Funny story: Karen Matthews To Star In 'Shameless'

Karen Matthews, the horrible neglecter of 9-year-old missing-cum-turned-up-safe schoolgirl Shannon Matthews, is to star in the BAFTA-award winning TV drama series Shameless, according to sou...

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Karen Matthews Agrees to Be Sterilised

Funny story: Karen Matthews Agrees to Be Sterilised

Karen Matthews, mother of missing Shannon Matthews, has agreed to be sterilised whilst on remand in Yorkshire. It is believed that Miss Matthews has given birth to at least 14 children in her lifetime, five of which are currently in the care of socia...

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Karen Matthews Recruited By ITV For New Series Of 'Bad Girls'

Funny story: Karen Matthews Recruited By ITV For New Series Of 'Bad Girls'

Karen Matthews, the mother of neglected 9-year-old schoolgirl Shannon Matthews, has landed a starring role in the next series of ITV1 prison drama Bad Girls.

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Portuguese Police make Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad Aguidos

Funny story: Portuguese Police make Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad Aguidos

On the Lunch Time News today, Sky TV showed live pictures of Portuguese Police Chief, Inspector Mateus Rose sitting at his desk opening his second bottle of red wine.

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Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad to Sunday Tea

Funny story: Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad to Sunday Tea

Gerry and Kate McCann have done what they think is a Christian thing by inviting Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad to Sunday Tea at their Leicestershire home.

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Shannon Matthews' Mum Arrested For Being A Slapper

Funny story: Shannon Matthews' Mum Arrested For Being A Slapper

Karen Matthews, the mother of little Shannon Matthews, the girl who went missing for three weeks, has herself been arrested by West Yorkshire Police in Dewsbury, and charged with being a 'slapper'

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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