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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Denies The Rumor That She Was "Tongue Wrestling" With American Idol Winner Scotty McCreery

Miley Cyrus Denies The Rumor That She Was "Tongue Wrestling" With American Idol Winner Scotty McCreery

LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus has purposely tried to stay out of the limelight ever since the situation with Lindsay Lohan got extremely serious. Miley told Hollywood Vis-a-Vis reporter Dylan Fresno that she realized that she did not want to end up lo...
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Funny story: Scarlett Johansson Dumped Sean Penn, Took Him Back, and Has Now Dumped Him Again Due to His Wayward "Tongue Paloozing"

Scarlett Johansson Dumped Sean Penn, Took Him Back, and Has Now Dumped Him Again Due to His Wayward "Tongue Paloozing"

NEW YORK CITY - Scarlett Johansson was in the Big Apple visiting her old high school volleyball coach Brothina "Balls" Lemoncello. Scarlett, 26, said that she learned a lot from Mrs. Lemoncello like what to tell guys when she wanted for them to le...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Is Absolutely Livid At The Fact That 'American Idol' Contestant Casey Abrams Kissed Her

Jennifer Lopez Is Absolutely Livid At The Fact That 'American Idol' Contestant Casey Abrams Kissed Her

LOS ANGELES - The woman who People Magazine has just named 'The Most Beautiful Woman In The World' is not a happy camper and in fact she is extremely upset. Jennifer Lopez, who has been a fan of American Idol contestant Casey "The Stand Up Bass" A...
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Funny story: All The Behind-The-Scenes American Idol Gossip About Guest Singer Fantasia "Full-Figured" Barrino Surprisingly Singing A Song All About Food

All The Behind-The-Scenes American Idol Gossip About Guest Singer Fantasia "Full-Figured" Barrino Surprisingly Singing A Song All About Food

HOLLYWOOD - Fantasia Barrino, the winner of American Idol season number three, in 2004, returned to the AI stage and performed her newest song. The song which was written by Kara DioGuardi and Ellen DeGeneres, two former AI judges who were both fi...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert's Hit Single, "Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple" Busts Into The #1 Spot On The Top 40 Music Chart

Adam Lambert's Hit Single, "Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple" Busts Into The #1 Spot On The Top 40 Music Chart

HOLLYWOOD - The runner up on the eighth season of American Idol Adam Lambert has had a fairly successful singing career. The singer known as Glambert has had big selling hits with his songs "For Your Undivided Entertainment," "Whataya Effen Want F...
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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi Says She Is Resigning From American Idol One Month After She Was Actually Fired!

Kara DioGuardi Says She Is Resigning From American Idol One Month After She Was Actually Fired!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Songwriter and former judge on the reality show American Idol Kara DioGuardi held a press conference to announce that she has decided that she does not want to return for another season as judge on American Idol. DioGuardi thanke...
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Funny story: Madonna Trying Desperately To Make A Comeback With Her New Song "Okay So Who Really Gives A Flying Eff If My Knockers Are Lopsided?"

Madonna Trying Desperately To Make A Comeback With Her New Song "Okay So Who Really Gives A Flying Eff If My Knockers Are Lopsided?"

CHICAGO - The singer formerly known as Madonna was in the Windy City shopping for a special cellulite removing salve imported from Finland that is only available at The Countess Department Store in Chicago. Madonna was asked if it was true that sh...
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Funny story: Ousted American Idol Judge Kara DioGuardi Is Reportedly Still Very Devastated

Ousted American Idol Judge Kara DioGuardi Is Reportedly Still Very Devastated

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kara DioGuardi's hair stylist FuFi Fondue confided that DioGuardi is still devastated at having been fired by American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker. Kara told FuFi that she devoted all of her time to the show and then all of...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse's Latest Song "Ya Seen Me Muffin?" Is The Number One Song In Iceland

Amy Winehouse's Latest Song "Ya Seen Me Muffin?" Is The Number One Song In Iceland

REYKJAVIK, Iceland - Selfoss Garpsdalur, the director of the Icelandic Music Charts has just informed Amy Winehouse that her song "Ya Seen Me Muffin?" has just climbed into the number one position overtaking Tila Tequila's song "Get Me Off." Tequi...
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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi Visits Casey James after Being Fired by Idol

Kara DioGuardi Visits Casey James after Being Fired by Idol

Kara DioGuardi was praying for a reason to get back in touch with her favorite American Idol, Casey James, after he was booted from the show. Her prayers were answered. DioGuardi was recently told that her contract wouldn't be renewed and she'd no lo...
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Funny story: American Idol's Ryan Seacrest Wants His Girlfriend Julianne Hough To Take Kara DioGuardi's Place

American Idol's Ryan Seacrest Wants His Girlfriend Julianne Hough To Take Kara DioGuardi's Place

HOLLYWOOD - Ryan Seacrest was sitting in his dressing room at the American Idol studios talking to his hairdresser FuFi Fondue about all of the changes taking place on this seasons American Idol. Fufi, who is one of the most sought after hair styl...
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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi Sobs and Says She Plans To Sue American Idol

Kara DioGuardi Sobs and Says She Plans To Sue American Idol

MALIBU BEACH - Kara DioGuardi was sitting in her $3.8 million beach home sipping on a Pomegranate Margarita and talking to her maid Sushi Ling. DioGuardi told Sushi that she still cannot believe that she had been fired from American Idol. Miss Lin...
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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi's Rubbing Up Against Simon Cowell Got Her Fired From American Idol

Kara DioGuardi's Rubbing Up Against Simon Cowell Got Her Fired From American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of American Idol was asked why he fired judge Kara DioGuardi. Simon Shindlebocker, senior executive producer stated that he fired Ms. DioGuardi after she refused to stop rubbing her New York tits against Simon (Cowell) during...
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Funny story: American Idol - Now Kara DioGuardi Gets The Chop - Cheryl Cole To Step Up?

American Idol - Now Kara DioGuardi Gets The Chop - Cheryl Cole To Step Up?

Hollywood - Huge shake up over at American Idol as it was announced that judge, Kara DioGuardi has been axed - this coming right on the back of the earlier announcement that Ellen DeGeneres was terminated also. Industry insiders are saying that th...
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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Says That The New Song By Miley Cyrus "The Home Wrecking Country Girl" is Not Really About Her

LeAnn Rimes Says That The New Song By Miley Cyrus "The Home Wrecking Country Girl" is Not Really About Her

NASHVILLE - Country singer LeAnn Rimes reportedly told her hairdresser Booby "Mr. Cornfield" Calico, that the new Miley Cyrus song entitled, "The Home Wrecking Country Girl" is not about her. Rimes said that she spoke with the co-writers of the so...
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Funny story: The Three Justin's, Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, and Justin Guarini To Record "Girl I'll Let You Touch My Vuvuzela, If I Can Touch Your Whoop De Doo

The Three Justin's, Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, and Justin Guarini To Record "Girl I'll Let You Touch My Vuvuzela, If I Can Touch Your Whoop De Doo

LOS ANGELES - The three singing Justin's, Bieber, Timberlake, and Guarini were in the recording studio recording a song co-written by Kara DioGuardi and Shania Twain. The song is titled "Girl I'll Let You Touch My Vuvuzela, If I Can Touch Your Who...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Record The Song "Say Dude Can I Toot Your Vuvuzela?"

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Record The Song "Say Dude Can I Toot Your Vuvuzela?"

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift had just finished performing a benefit concert at the famed Cow Patty Palace when they were asked about the song project they have been working on. The trio was performing a concert to be...
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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest Says American Idol Is Dropping Its Age Eligibility To Six

Ryan Seacrest Says American Idol Is Dropping Its Age Eligibility To Six

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker, has just announced that for the upcoming AI season number 10, the age eligibility has been lowered from 16 down to 6. When asked if the fact that AI viewership has dropped off considerably du...
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WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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