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Kanye West Next US Ambassador To The United Nations

Funny story: Kanye West Next US Ambassador To The United Nations

When it was a rumored possibility, folks thought it a satirical joke, but no, the truth is, Kanye West will replace Nikki Haley as the next US Ambassador to the United Nations. Of course, Ivanka is disappointed. Her father already announced that...

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Kanye West Has Gone Mad

Funny story: Kanye West Has Gone Mad

After becoming half-mad last week and reducing the length of his first name by 60%, rapper Kanye West has achieved the 'full house' this week, and gone stark-raving bonkers. West spoke to reporters, and announced that he would be in Washington on...

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Football Gossip: Mourinho, Villa, Kanye West

Funny story: Football Gossip: Mourinho, Villa, Kanye West

Following news that Manchester United faces UEFA charges over their late arrival for the Valencia home Champions League game, coach Jose Mourinho has been forced to deny that his team refused to leave the dressing room until he promised to say nice t...

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Kanye West Namechange Latest

Funny story: Kanye West Namechange Latest

In a move that shows just how much of an original and creative talent singer Kanye West really is, the rapper has dropped the first three letters from his first name, to leave him as merely Ye West. Tweeting with the spelling accomplishment of a 6...

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Rappers will Become Extinct Within 3 Years

Funny story: Rappers will Become Extinct Within 3 Years

A new report out today, commissioned by GQ Magazine, has concluded that rappers will be extinct within the next 3 years. According to the report, rappers are dying out faster than they are breeding, amongst a culture of drive-by shootings and stab...

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Hundreds die while waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open

Funny story: Hundreds die while waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open

Hundreds of teenagers have perished overnight while camped out in the snow waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open. As the extent of the tragedy unfolded this morning it appears that hundreds of young impressionable trendy schoolies are frozen...

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Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

Funny story: Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

With North Korea exploding, Houston sinking, and the rest of the world going "bananas", it seems there is no limit to utter insanity infecting the minds of modern day generations. Stinking designer sneakers, better known as trainers, are being flo...

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Kim Kardashian Is Getting Old

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Is Getting Old

Shakespeare said of Cleopatra that "Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety." However, it is surely different in our Modern Fast-Moving Age, and it is time to admit that Kim Kardashian is getting old. She is not as young as...

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Kanye West Makes Muskrat Love

Funny story: Kanye West Makes Muskrat Love

Hidden Hills, CA - Somebody please call Taylor Swift because Kanye West is at it again. Kanye is begging Taylor Swift to make "Muskrat Love" with him. "Muskrat Love" is the 1976 hit song by the Captain & Tennille. Nobody is waiting for the...

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Alleged Kanye West sighting may be flock of Geese

Following his recent breakdown, Kanye West has not been seen nor heard much leading to various conspiracy theories ranging from Kanye being relocated to a secret government facility to the international hip hop star losing his sanity while being ripp...

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Kanye Only Speaking With Doctors Using Auto-Tune Microphone

Funny story: Kanye Only Speaking With Doctors Using Auto-Tune Microphone

Los Angeles, CA - After his recent concert meltdown, rapper Kanye West is being treated for an extreme case of the 'Rubber Ramada Blues' at UCLA hospital. His Doctors state that he is 'nuttier than a fruitcake' and that he will only speak to them us...

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Kim & Kanye's Love Banned from UK Schools - Rest Of World Could Follow

Funny story: Kim & Kanye's Love Banned from UK Schools - Rest Of World Could Follow

Lincolnshire, UK - Parents are in a moral panic after a seemingly harmless art class left at least five children with a warped sense of love and relationships. Another two are said to be questioning their sexuality. Many more will need to see the sch...

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Kanye Ridicules Cruz & Trump Rap Battle

The Donald has tried to reach out to black Americans by staging a highly contrived music battle with Ted Cruz. However, he hasn't had much success. Man nah vote for Ted Cruiser, dis dull Establishment GOP loser! Man will nah vote, dis guy a jerk! Him Cruz Canadian, nah let man jive 'n' smirk! Man never vote for nah Teddy Cruz, Trump have fi win, me man dem Teddy lose! Cruz has hi...

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Kanye: KKK, You Need To Update Your Image

Funny story: Kanye: KKK, You Need To Update Your Image

After stirring controversy by using a Confederate Flag to promote his Yeezus tour, Kanye West has stirred yet another racial hornets nest: This time he wants to redesign the traditional garb of the Ku Klux Klan. "If I had been around at the end o...

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Trump and Kanye West Create "Ego Trip" Brand

Funny story: Trump and Kanye West Create "Ego Trip" Brand

Presidential Candidate Donald Trump and Kanye West have a new brand - Ego Trip. Ego Trip is also the name of the first two flagship products announced by the dubious duo: a rap musical track featuring The Don and Kanye, and a new cologne. At a j...

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Kanye West To Crowdfund "KanyEgo Trip"

Funny story: Kanye West To Crowdfund "KanyEgo Trip"

After billionaires Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg declined to invest their billions in Kanye West, the struggling for coherence and self described musical genius is moving to crowdfunding for his next Album, KanyEgo Trip. "I need a billion dolla...

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Kanye, Taylor to Resolve Dispute with Pistol Duel

Funny story: Kanye, Taylor to Resolve Dispute with Pistol Duel

Kanye West and Taylor Swift have agreed that there is only one way to settle their ongoing feud: They will meet this coming Saturday at high noon, packing matching Colt .45 Peacemakers, at the O.K. Corral in Tombstone, Arizona, for a good old-fashio...

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Yeezy Season 3 to debut Zika-infected models

With Kanye West's much anticipated Yeezy Season 3 set to be unveiled this Thursday, the first groups of teenagers are putting up their tents in preparation for the gruelling queues, whilst Yeezy retailers eagerly await the influx of spotty, prepubesc...

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