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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Scalp The Washington Redskins In The Warpaint Bowl

The Kansas City Chiefs Scalp The Washington Redskins In The Warpaint Bowl

LANDOVER, Maryland - FedEx Field was the scene of an Indian massacre as the Chiefs of Kansas City scalped the Redskins of Washington 45-10 in The Warpaint Bowl. The Chiefs are now 10-3 while the Redskins are the direct opposite 3-10. All throug...
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Funny story: "Booty Bumping" Added to List of Unnecessary Penalties in the NFL

"Booty Bumping" Added to List of Unnecessary Penalties in the NFL

It's official folks! After Sunday nights unfortunate turn of events, resulting in a "booty bump" given to San Diego's quarterback, Phillip Rivers, the NFL will now be adding "booty bumps" to a long list of unnecessary penalties. "My personal space...
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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Lose Their First Game of The Season

The Kansas City Chiefs Lose Their First Game of The Season

KANSAS CITY - After starting off with a fabulous 9-0 record the Kansas City Chiefs have fallen to 9-1 as they were beaten by the Denver Broncos 27-13. One of the Chiefs players said that the reason they lost was because of the Denver altitude whic...
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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Win Another One And Are Now 9-0

The Kansas City Chiefs Win Another One And Are Now 9-0

ORCHARD PARK, New York - The Kansas City Chiefs continue to amaze the football world as they came from behind to defeat the Buffalo Bills 23-13 at Ralph Wilson Stadium. And no one was happier than President Barack Obama who said that he won $4,000...
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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Defeat The Houston Texans To Become The NFL's Only Unbeaten Team

The Kansas City Chiefs Defeat The Houston Texans To Become The NFL's Only Unbeaten Team

HOUSTON - The mighty Chiefs from Kansas City are now 7-0 and have the only unbeaten record in the entire NFL as they edged past the Houston Texans 17-16. Both defensive units played a great game and one Texan defensive lineman said that he had nev...
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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Scalp The New York Giants 31-7 Handing Them Their 4th Straight Loss

The Kansas City Chiefs Scalp The New York Giants 31-7 Handing Them Their 4th Straight Loss

KANSAS CITY - The KC home crowd had a lot to cheer about as they saw their astounding Chiefs whoop it up and whip up on the New York Giants big time. After all the dust had cleared and the war paint had come off, the team from the Big Apple was gr...
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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Are On The Warpath As They Up Their Record To 3-0

The Kansas City Chiefs Are On The Warpath As They Up Their Record To 3-0

KANSAS CITY - The Kansas City Chiefs are 3-0 after defeating the Philadelphia Eagles 26-16 in Philadelphia. They have already surpassed the total number of games that they won during the entire 2012 season. The fans of the Chiefs are whooping i...
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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Could Be Moving To Chattanooga

The Kansas City Chiefs Could Be Moving To Chattanooga

KANSAS CITY - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that the word on the streets of Kansas City is that the NFL Chiefs could be moving. Rufus Reno with SBID said that he spoke with an inside source in the Chiefs organization and was told tha...
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Funny story: Millions of football fans wondering if gun control is something to do with shotgun formations

Millions of football fans wondering if gun control is something to do with shotgun formations

KANSAS CITY, MO--Following Bob Costas' plea for gun control in the United States during the halftime segment of Sunday Night Football, sports fans around the country have been wondering if Costas remarks concerned shotgun formations in some way. "...
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Funny story: Peyton Manning Says He Doesn't Know Where He'll Play Next But Would Consider QB/Offensive Coach Job

Peyton Manning Says He Doesn't Know Where He'll Play Next But Would Consider QB/Offensive Coach Job

Just released four-time league MVP Peyton Manning has told reporters in Florida today that he was in Florida because he lived here, not that he would be playing for the Dolphins next season. "This is all new to me. I've only been with the one team...
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