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Funny story: Missouri's Akin: 'My opponent is not a legitimate lady!'

Missouri's Akin: 'My opponent is not a legitimate lady!'

KANSAS CITY, MO (ABSNN) - In a Kansas City news conference today, Republican challenger Todd Akin, of "Legitimate Rape" fame accused incumbent US Senator Claire McCaskill of acting "unladylike," during Wednesday's TV and radio debate. "It beg...
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Funny story: "Friday" kills 18 in Massive Pileup

"Friday" kills 18 in Massive Pileup

Today a Kansas city Turnpike was the seen of a horrific disaster, as a seen out of Apocalypse Now or some other god awful war scene epic. Highway 635 was held up after a 3pm pile up of massive SUV's and one Toyota Scion. As the survivors were questio...
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Funny story: The NFL Kansas City Knockerinos

The NFL Kansas City Knockerinos

KANSAS CITY, Missouri - The Kansas City Chiefs organization is trying to figure out what to do in order to improve the team's dismal (1-8) record. One of the Kansas City team attorneys, Zachariah Beccadecki, noted that the Tennessee Titans are doi...
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Funny story: Police to Begin Training Recruits with Nerf Toys

Police to Begin Training Recruits with Nerf Toys

Kansas City, MO - In a press release this afternoon, Kansas City Police Chief Terry Sunderland announced a new format for training recruits. KC administration has been looking for ways to cut costly spending, and came to the conclusion that real worl...
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Westboro Ass-Tits

The infamous congregation mistakenly installed a large anus with a breast pump attached to it, instead of a fountain. Pastor has commented, "now God hates us!" 5 Members burned themselves alive.
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