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Funny story: Explorer confirms Australia is a Life Saver shaped ring of beaches

Explorer confirms Australia is a Life Saver shaped ring of beaches

Intrepid Brit explorer Ralph Fiend has returned from an extensive surveying expedition in Australia. Often confused with the actor Sir Ranulph Fiends, Sir Ranulph said, "The expedition was set up to see if Australia was as many people have reported j...
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Funny story: A Kangaroo On Speed Easily Escapes From The Bronx Zoo

A Kangaroo On Speed Easily Escapes From The Bronx Zoo

BRONX, New York - The Bronx Zoo has informed the New York City Police Department that Barbie, one of their Australian kangaroos has jumped out of her escape-proof enclosure and vaulted the zoo grounds six-foot-tall fence. Ingrid Chainmill, 27, who...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Cowes Kangaroo Farm to close

Isle of Wight News - Cowes Kangaroo Farm to close

Kangaroo Farm in Cowes, affectionately known as KFC, the island's only farm of kangaroos is to close it's gates at the end of the month for the last time after complaints from local residents forced the council into action. "We've been keeping kan...
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Funny story: The Miley Cyrus - Liam Hemsworth Engagement Is Kaput!

The Miley Cyrus - Liam Hemsworth Engagement Is Kaput!

MARINA DEL REY, California - Word out of the Left Coast is that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have decided to end their engagement. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk the decision was made over the phone since Hemsworth has been down in his native...
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Funny story: A Look At Australia's Astounding Talking Kangaroo

A Look At Australia's Astounding Talking Kangaroo

BRISBANE, Australia - The Kangaroo News Agency of Australia has just released a press bulletin. According to KNA reporter Tellaringo Waggaberra, an Australian kangaroo rancher, Chamberlain Cowbrewster owns what is being touted as the most astonish...
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Funny story: Olympic "Blades" Sprinter to Race Kangaroo

Olympic "Blades" Sprinter to Race Kangaroo

Sydney, Australia - Oscar Pistorius, the twenty-six-year-old South African sprinter, who ran in the London Olympics with "blades" instead of legs, has accepted a challenge to participate in a race that could give his bank account quite a bounce. P...
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Funny story: Australia To Aid America

Australia To Aid America

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States has decided that it will not be asking the Republic of China for another loan. Federal financial experts have stated that the United States already owes the Republic of China $1.15 billion. They stated that...
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Funny story: Kangaroo Closes Heathrow For 2 Hours!

Kangaroo Closes Heathrow For 2 Hours!

Heathrow Airport had to be closed to air traffic for two hour this morning when a kangaroo decided to take a hop along a runway Having just arrived on the scheduled Australia Airlines flight from Sydney the marsupial then escaped down to the tarma...
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Funny story: Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Voluptuous Vajazzled Vampires of Vienna"

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Voluptuous Vajazzled Vampires of Vienna"

HOLLYWOOD - It has been three years since Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski last reprised their roles of Crocodile Dundee and his girlfriend of 26 years Sue Charlton in the motion picture Crocodile Dundee 4 - The Big Snapper Years. Hogan recently sp...
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Funny story: Australia Challenges Russia in Space Race with Kangaroos

Australia Challenges Russia in Space Race with Kangaroos

In an effort to compete with the Russian space program, Australian prime minister, Julia Gillard has announced that Australia will ramp up their current space program. The world's initial reaction to Australia's announcement was: "I had no fuck...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says That He Has Decided To Press Charges Against The Sydney, Australia Egg Tosser

Justin Bieber Says That He Has Decided To Press Charges Against The Sydney, Australia Egg Tosser

SYDNEY, Australia - Young singing sensation Justin Bieber says that it will take more than half a dozen eggs tossed at him to deter him from doing what he loves more than anything else in the world - and he giggled and remarked that no he did not mea...
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Funny story: Shocking News Coming Out Of Australia Is That Kate Gosselin Had The P*e Kicked Out Of Her By A Deranged Kangaroo

Shocking News Coming Out Of Australia Is That Kate Gosselin Had The P*e Kicked Out Of Her By A Deranged Kangaroo

BRISBANE, Australia - Word coming out from 'The Land Down Under' is that Kate Gosselin, star of Kate Plus 8 was viciously kicked by what is being described by an Australian game warden as a deranged kangaroo. Kate and her eight brats, ah make that kids, had flown to Australia, the home of Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, Mel Gibson, and Mick Dundee, to film some episodes for her award-winning cable...
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Funny story: Australian Open Hosts First-Ever All-Marsupial Final

Australian Open Hosts First-Ever All-Marsupial Final

Saturday's men's final will be the climax of a record-breaking Australian Open 2011, as the Rod Laver Arena hosts the first-ever all-marsupial title contest. The match, between an Eastern Grey Kangaroo and a Wombat, will be the first-ever grand sl...
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Funny story: Venus Williams scared off court by randy kangaroo

Venus Williams scared off court by randy kangaroo

Venus Williams was bending over waiting to receive a serve at the Australian Open today, when suddenly a kangaroo with a whopping erection jumped onto the court and headed straight for Venus' butt. It looked like Venus was heading for an ace and mayb...
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Funny story: Sean Ryder resurrects bad habits on Celebrity

Sean Ryder resurrects bad habits on Celebrity

Ex Happy Mondays frontman Sean Ryder cleaned up at the penultimate Bush Tucker Trial, Rank Banquet. Both the other contestants, Jenny Eclair and Stacy Solomon, were faced with eating a variety of gross objects including Kangaroo Arsehole, Fisheyes...
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Funny story: Kangaroo feared Dead after Disco Terror

Kangaroo feared Dead after Disco Terror

"The incident happened during a 30th birthday party in a Dublin nightclub. People were just dancing away when a kangaroo appeared on the dancefloor! A guy started dancing with the marsupial and put his hand down it's pouch but an altercation broke ou...
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Funny story: Kangaroos face hanging

Kangaroos face hanging

Republicans in Australia are shocked by their fellow citizens copying the British political model, recently launched onto the market, of the elegantly named 'Hung Parliament'. 'The people have not spoken' said one irate Aussie 'look what's happeni...
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Funny story: Horny Kanga-Roo (not Wayne) caught sexually harrassing overheated women "Down under"!

Horny Kanga-Roo (not Wayne) caught sexually harrassing overheated women "Down under"!

A very horny and rather large Kanga-Roo, nicknamed Wayne (Wayne all law suits to the Sun, UK please) has been observed with his rather large erected "pecker" pointing the way of human females in the Aussie town of Tennant Creek. Wayne the Roo (no...
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